Elemental Nations, Uzumaki Manor
Dressed in the costume that had been assigned to her by the redhead, Grayfia Lucifuge, Queen of the Underworld, personal caretaker of the Uzumaki Manor and wife to Sirzechs Lucifer elegantly strolled through the corridors of the new manor bought by the family.
Well, she was his wife by name actually. Because what she had done and been doing with the red haired Dimension Hopper would give even the most stoic of men heart attacks.
Grayfia Lucifuge was a beautiful young woman of an above average height appearing to be around her mid to late twenties in possession of back-length exotic silver hair, featuring a long braid on either side of her beautiful visage. Perfectly trimmed eyebrows, long eyelashes, silver eyes without a hint of emotion and rosy lips highlighted her delicate beauty.
The silver haired woman was garbed in her usual maid outfit, a white blouse to conceal her gigantic milk-tanks, a short skirt that gave entirely new meaning to the word 'hot', stretching over her wide hips and clearly showing just how fat her butt was.
The colossal manor was neither anything over the top nor modest by any definition but it suited the inhabitants just fine. Located somewhere no man, demon or otherwise had set foot without the permission of the redhead since its previous destruction, the manor stood beautifully amidst a never-ending expanse of grass and shrubbery.
The inner sanctum was decorated according to the tastes of the Uzumaki, meaning modest but still retaining a sense of style to it, Then again, decorations held little to no meaning to the redhead and any luxury was there simply to help in his carnal activities.
Delicious ripples ran through the woman's titanic booty as she walked towards the bedroom of the Uzumaki lord, expression etched into an emotionless picture as she approached the room and knocked gently.
"Lord Naruto?"
"Come in"
Pushing open the wooden door to the large room, Grayfia calmly walked into the room and closed the door behind her, patiently waiting beside the doorway as she watched the proceedings before her eyes. It was routine after all and she had gotten used to it.
Lying on her stomach and face buried in a pillow was none other than the formal Hokage of the Leaf village, Tsunade Senju and leaning above her was the master of the house, Naruto Uzumaki, with his fat cock pistoning in and out of the thick woman.
"Good morning Grayfia, I will be with you in a few minutes" the redhead gritted in pleasure as he rammed his cock in and out of his lover's asshole, the phat cheeks of her doughy booty rippling deliciously with each thrust of his hips. "Tsunade needs to have her daily dose of my cock cream"
"Of course, I shall wait" Grayfia responded stoically, eyes glued to the lewd scene with unflinching curiosity and arousal.
It really was a wonder to see the strong woman take a foot long monster into her ASS no less. She wasn't blind, her blue eyes could clearly see that Naruto's dick was bigger than Tsunade's forearm and yet here she was taking it in her ass.
Sure, a long tube-like shape appearing on her abdomen every time he would thrust into her body was a proof of his dick being more than the blonde's experienced body could handle but still the fact that the thicc Milf was enjoying having her inside being reshaped was something else.
Fat slab of drooling demonic meat pistoned in and out of the woman's luscious backdoor with animalistic intensity, hips colliding with titanic mass of wobbling cheeks, reshaping the inner muscles of her asshole to his cock while he fucked her into the bed.
Sounds of flesh impacting lusciously phat flesh, familiar sounds of moans, grunts and whimpers echoed around the room as Naruto continued his carnal assault on his squirming lover writhing beneath his form.
Grayfia could honestly understand the woman's situation. Moans and grunts of mind-scrambling pleasure was the only thing anyone would be capable of while under the assault of the monstrosity. She had experienced it herself. She knew exactly how Tsunade felt right now.
Seeing as his climax was approaching quickly, Naruto pulled back his entire length from the voluptuous woman's prodigious rear until only the swollen head remained stuck in her rosebud before spearing with all his might, driving his dong into the deepest parts of her insides.
"Oh my God! I can feel you in my stomach!" Tsunade screamed, for the first time, to high heavens as she was pushed over the edge for what seemed to be the seventh time, love juices squirted out of her twitching cunt as Naruto lowered his entire weight down on her cushiony body and held her tightly.
Even the normally stoical Devil maid blushed bright red when she witnessed a large pulsing orb pressed against the thick woman's already stuffed asshole and threatened to force itself into her body. She was all too familiar with Naruto's habit of knotting his lovers and by all things vile, the explosive creampie always scrambled her mind.
"I am gonna have to plug you up real tight so you don't waste a single drop of my dick cream." The red haired Dimension Hopper tightly pressed his squirming lover against the soft bed by pressing his entire weight on her, thus leaving no way for the former Hokage but to accept her partner's massive load that was sure to come. "Oh you can't get away that easy, Tsunade."
"Don't you dare shove that thing into me!" the former Hokage growled, cheeks almost on fire from sheer embarrassment and arousal, releasing strangled gasps as her former subordinate tried to force the swollen ball of flesh into her abused backdoor. "That disgusting thing isn't normal! I am not some kind of bitch that you can knot and breed!"
If only she could conceal the sheer lust and arousal dripping from her vehement outburst, then maybe she would have been spared from that delicious fate. Being around the thicc blonde Milf for countless centuries, Naruto easily picked up on her whimpering denial.
If there was one thing the giant-breasted woman could not ever reject or resist was the temptation to be creampied. The blonde slut lived for those heavenly long minutes of being impaled on his dick, large ball of flesh stuck inside her holes and being pumped full of gooey cum.
Ordinary women wouldn't be able to handle his full-power ejaculation and knotting but women like Tsunade and Grayfia were practically bred to do just that. There was a reason why he never explored the idea of knotting with Diana or any other human lovers.
They simply weren't strong enough. Maybe Diana was but he would leave that choice to her.
In fact, Tsunade had first, indirectly, come up with the idea after a particularly frisky week of rutting when his dick had accidently flopped out of her cunt. The irritated blonde had ranted his ears off for being careless and denying her the one thing she carved more than anything else.
Thus the idea to shift the anatomy of his manhood to that of a canine or rather to incorporate a single characteristic of their being into his own. The first time he had knotted his incredibly thick blonde lover had been the most amazing and pleasure-filled day of his long, long and long life.
Tsunade had been almost broken from that experience.
"This is what you wanted, isn't it? This is why you summoned me from Earth, right? You want me to plug you with my meat and pump you full of my dick juice, right?"
"No, I'll die if you knot my ass!"
Grayfia reached for her quivering pussy with one hand and fondled her massive tits with the other, moaning in lust when Naruto force-fed the extra length of his one-eyed serpent into the busty blonde and the giant knot popped into her tiny asshole from the pressure, effectively cementing itself against the brown ring of her stretched asshole before it expanded and throbbed like a disturbed beast.
"Here you go, you phat-butted slut, take my baby juice!" Naruto groaned out in bliss as he roughly grabbed Tsunade's giant tits and bit down on her collar, unleashing all hell inside the blonde Hokage's massive booty.
"No!No!No!" The first spurt of steamy hot cum splattering against her insides was enough to make the voluptuous Kunoichi pass out from pleasure. Ropes after sticky hot rope, wave after scorching wave and spurt after spurt of burning hot baby batter splashed against her inside with incredible pressure as it gushed out from his cockhead.
The former Hokage could only drool, twitch and weakly writhe underneath her former subordinate while he held her tightly by her fat breasts, bit down on her collar, a foot long demonic cock embedded balls deep inside, and unloaded his baby juice into her miniature asshole, her greedy body happily accepting every single drop of the delicious cream.
"Now then Grayfia dear, tell me what you came here for?" Naruto started in absolute bliss as he removed his mouth from Tsunade's collar and eyed his personal maid; 12 inches cock still embedded in the fat-butted woman's asshole and splattering out cum in waves.
Finishing his release may some time, Tsunade would just have to endure being used a fleshy tank for his cum for the next 10 or so minutes. Hey you mess with the bull, you are gonna get the horns.
She gave him the idea and now he will always knot her slutty holes up. After all, who was he to refuse the idea of keeping his dick tightly plugged inside his lovers while simultaneously pouring seed into their insides?
"Breakfast is ready, milord"
"Alright then" With a self-satisfied smirk, Naruto wrapped one hand around his lover's waist and hoisted her up to his chest before standing up to his full height, garnering a whimpering gasp from the silverette from witnessing the display of sheer power. "Tsunade and I need to take a shower, we will come downstairs shortly"
"Of course sir"
"Wanna join us, Grayfia?"
"I would love to" the Milf maid answered in a hungry smirk, prompting a knowing grin from the powerful Dimension Hopper as he moved towards the adjacent shower of the room, Tsunade still impaled fully on his manhood and being pumped full of cum.
Each step induced his thick mass of meat into her small asshole, shoving onward until the inflated crown almost poked out of the cavity of her chest and her stomach kept bloating to accommodate the insane ejaculation.
Next Morning
"Are you done yet, you insatiable horn dog?" Tsunade started in a resigned tone as she gave her redheaded lover a pointed glare, inciting a sheepish grin from the powerful redhead. "I would like to announce the reason why I summoned you in the first place"
Said horn dog was standing behind the possessor of one of the lewdest bodies in all the realms, namely Grayfia, and thrusting his massive dong into the panting woman's pussy while she dumbly tried to cook something.
The silver haired woman was garbed in her usual maid outfit and bent over the counter of the kitchen, her white blouse opened at the front to reveal her gigantic milk-tanks, wobbling to and forth with each thrust into cunt.
Her doughy ass cheeks were perfectly visible, tinted a deep red as the cushiony expanse of her massive booty endured the savage thrusts of the redhead.
"Sorry, I couldn't help myself! She looked so professional and stiff in that outfit, I thought some good old loving would loosen her up real nice" Naruto beamed in an excited tone, grinning wildly as he grabbed Grayfia's wobbling tits and used them as handholds to fuck her even harder. "I am close anyway"
Being the physical embodiment of power, he had a libido to match the energy. Damn, Grayfia's rocking tits were awesome, not as big as Tsunade's giant watermelons but huge in their own right. They were perfectly squishy, bouncy and soft handholds for him to molest while pounding the stiffness out of her professionally slutty twat.
With a loud groan, Naruto sheathed his dick all the way to the hilt inside his maid and unloaded, prompting a soundless scream from the silverette Milf as she was knotted like an animal and had her insides flooded by potent seed.
"While you were busy sleeping around with the hussies of Earth, I have noticed a familiar life-force gradually emitting strong energy waves from the planet you are on" the beautiful Milf explained patiently, casting a sideway glace at her former subordinate who was still sheathed inside his maid and flooding her womb. "I think you know who I am talking about"
"Maybe" Naruto conceited casually, letting out a blissful moan as he leaned back and emptied his balls into Grayfia, sighing in relief as the last wave spurted out of his cockhead and splashed into her overflowing womb.
"You already knew that, didn't you?" the busty blonde accused pointedly, prompting Naruto to smile gently and pull out from the silverette's gaping pussy as he moved toward the table, huge cock swinging freely between his legs, slick with pussy juice. "You knew the obsessed slut was back and didn't tell me?"
"Kinda, her energy signature is not something you miss easily" the power Dimension Hopper admitted causally as he approached the table, a limping Grayfia following behind him. "I already knew the second she appeared but didn't make any move. I suspect she has been intentionally letting out those waves of energy to alert me to her presence"
The redheaded Queen of Chaos was egotistical like that. Her pride would never allow her to be ignored, especially by him of all people.
Her energy signature was unique and frankly too potent to be simply suppressed. He had known the instant she had made her appearance on Earth. It seems she had been counting on that to lure him out, but his lack of reaction had no doubt irritated the prideful Queen to such a degree that she had resorted to taking control of the Light.
Of course he knew she was now in control of the Light. There was a reason why he had approached Klarion right after his attempt to steal the Helmet of Fate. He had been tracking the residual specks of energy belonging to the Queen intermixed with that of Klarion and it had led straight to the childish Lord of Chaos.
Seeing Klarion possessing a tiny bit of the redheaded woman's energy somewhere in the deepest recess of his soul, his suspicions had been confirmed. However, the energy was not something to be concerned about since it only seemed to serve the purpose of inflicting damage on the Light members in times of disobedience.
"Grayfia dear, go and clean yourself" Tsunade stated in a resigned tone, gaining an unsure nod from the woman as she limped towards her room, pussy leaking cum like a broken faucet. Only to have her hand grabbed by the redhead and led to the table. "What are you doing now?"
"Just showing my caretaker some love" Naruto retorted smugly as he hoisted the inwardly gleeful silver haired Devil by her waist and sit down on his chair before lowering the busty woman onto his still lubricated but throbbing dong, gently sheathing every inch of his meat inside the Milf. "Poor girl has been serving us for so long, the least I can do is show her some love"
"It's so big!" the normally docile woman gasped in blissful surprise as inch after inch of her master's cock was shoved into her married cunt, until finally her massive booty cheeks rested on Naruto's pubis. "I can feel your cock in my womb!"
"Love you too" the redheaded Leaguer countered sassily, kissing her cheek as he reached for her large tits and fondled the rip flesh with all the love and adoration he could muster. He really had to stop himself from pouring everything into her tight folds all over again from how tight she was squeezing on his meat. "Now ride your master's cock while he discusses the trip with your mistress"
"Yes my lord!"
"Don't… oh never mind. I know you can't hear a thing I am saying right now" The phat-butted former Hokage palmed her face in annoyance and arousal, cheeks tinted a soft red as Grayfia eagerly bounced on her lover's shlong, and a perfect ahegeo expression on her face as she continuously impaled her married cunt on the giant meat pillar. "You two are insatiable"
The silver haired Devil seemed to have a Master/Servant fetish and got off the sensation. At least that had been the case when Naruto had first recruited her. The powerful redhead would never ever reduce any living individual into his slave, no matter how powerful he got.
That was the kind of man he was. The continuous stream of time may have dulled his sensitivity to certain things but his kindness and heart of gold were still present.
Thus when he had recruited Grayfia due to her power, Naruto had insisted on her being his third in command. Shockingly, the woman had vehemently refused and requested that she be treated as a maid of the family.
They had agreed hesitantly… it was either that or her denial to join them. It was only later they had found that she got her jollies off the situation. She was a dear friend and the first outsider woman to have joined their family so they had gladly let her do what she wanted.
"Aww come on, don't be a party popper! Come here and join the family fun!" Naruto announced in an eager tone as he pointed a finger at his busty lover, zipping her forward in surprising speed.
The busty Hokage let out an uncharacteristic squeal as she was pulled forward and dropped in her partner's left hand, moaning in lust when a pair of hungry lips smashed with her own, wandering hands found on her massive tits as the redhead practically sucked the life out of her.
Grayfia was too busy fucking herself on her master's massive meat to notice that the busty blonde had joined in on the usual family fun. Being two cosmic beings had insured that the two former Ninja indulged in all sorts of pleasurable activities, dragging her into the mind-numbing sex marathons was one of those things.
Sometime Later, Mount Justice
It took an entire week for the redhead to leave his original dimension as things had heated up in his Fortress. Since he had already hammered Tsunade enough for the better part of the morning and well into the night, he had let her rest in her personal Hot Spring to relax her sour muscles and absorb the insane amount of cum he had pumped into her.
That had left Grayfia. For a woman acting all professional and stoic, you would never expect her to be so horny or slutty to request a gangbang. Now normally, he considered using clones to please his lovers as a mass blow to his pride as a male, but sometimes he was forced to do so.
After all, he couldn't stuff every inch of her love channels by himself.
After pounding Grayfia for the better part of two hours and unloading enough cream inside her to leave her looking pregnant for weeks, Tsunade had gotten tired of waiting for the two of them to join her in the Hot Springs and had teleported straight downstairs.
When the mistress and maid duo were put together, thing tended to get beyond heated. Somewhere between his quest to reshape the former Hokage's ginormous booty to the shape of his cock, Matatabi and Kokuo had gotten word of his presence in the Fortress and had joined the two.
Needless to say, the Fortress had transformed something akin to a brothel with him the only man and he had to summon quite a lot of energy to fuck the two transformed Tailed Beasts, Tsunade and personal maid for the next two hours to idly sate their desires.
Even after that, he had hastily forgone breakfast to appear at the cave. He had lost count of how many daily meals they had forgotten when occupied in their carnal debauchery. If he had stayed, it would have dwindled down to another orgy between them and while he loved orgies, he still had work to do.
Taking a shower _ at least an actual shower, not one where you get dirtier than clean_ after a full week was one of the overlooked pleasures of life. The warm water washing away every ounce of his lethargy and sleepiness was a blessing.
Donning a simple black T-shirt and pants over his relaxed body, Paradox exited his assigned room and made a beeline for the Kitchen. Even if he no longer had any need for actual food to survive, the sensations of different flavors energizing his taste buds was still something he craved.
The excited redhead stormed into the Kitchen with a wide, hungry grin on his face as he tried to imagine different dishes to create and devour.
'I can make a giant ramen bowl the size of this mountain and swim around in the broth while eating those sweet salty noodles. Maybe even invite Diana, Dinah and my birdie for some naked dipping in the broth. Oh sweet salty broth dripping down their delicious bodies! Man I could lick them all up!'
Needless to say, his horniness and hunger were making him come up with the quite the ridiculous ideas… most of them exceedingly disturbing.
His thought came to a screeching halt as he entered to the Kitchen and collided with something and crashed to the ground on something incredibly soft and curvy. His hands naturally moved to grab onto something to lessen the impact of his fall, only to grab something squishy and bouncy… more than his hands could grab actually.
It became perfectly clear what or rather who he had collided with when his lips accidently mashed against a pair of soft, pillowy ones.
Off to the side of the counter, Dinah watched with an amused smirk as her redheaded boyfriend collided with Zatanna and tackled her to the ground before accidently kissing her right on the mouth, unaware that he was also fondling her plump breasts. Talk about unintentional pleasure.
She tried to suppress a giggle as the two remained frozen on the ground, lips still connected, her boyfriend's hands still dug into Zatanna's generous tits and eyes widened to comical proportions while they tried to properly deal with the situation.
"I was about to introduce you two but it seems you guys have already … bonded without my help" the busty blonde chirped in, a wide smirk on lips.
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"WHAT THE FUCK!"
Yep, she knew what Naruto was going to say. He may be a massive pervert and an insatiable lover but he was still wary of doing such thing without the consent of his partner.
Black Canary observed the proceedings with open amusement as Naruto shot up from the ground like he had been shocked and openly gaped at a profusely blushing Zatanna who had yet to control herself and get off the floor.
"Sorry about that, I should've been more careful" Naruto apologized hurriedly, extending a hand towards the fallen woman to help her up.
"Oh please, you couldn't even keep your hands off of the poor dear" the crime fighting woman stated in an accusing tone as she crossed her hands over a pair of jutting breasts. "I can understand accidently grabbing her breast even if that is highly unlikely, but kissing her straight on the lips? Really?"
"Not helping here, Dinah!" Paradox whined comically when he saw Zatanna's face practically glow like a light from sheer embarrassment as he shot his mildly amused girlfriend an irritated glare.
The blonde heroine only smirked in response. This was so much fun! She really should annoy the redhead more often if this was how he reacted all the time. "The truth is always hard to hear"
"Oh shut up"
"Just help up your groping buddy already"
"I did not grope her, it was an accident dammit!"
"Yeah I believe you"
"I am serious!"
"So was that kiss. My God, you looked like you were trying to suck out her soul through her lips"
"I am not some kind of demonic asshole you know!"
"The way you were groping her breasts could've fooled me. You almost ripped out her corset"
"I am just gonna ignore you now"
"And focus on your groping buddy? Yeah, that sounds sensible"
"Oh for fuck sake, shut up Dinah!"
While the two lovers were busy arguing amongst themselves, Zatanna had a hard time wrapping her mind around the fact that her first meeting with the Paradox and secret crush was a full-on kiss on the lips and having her breasts groped.
There were perhaps a hundred ways she had imagined meeting the powerful redhead but none of them had included her being tackled to the ground and kissed like a long lost lover… even if it was an accident.
'Embarrassed' did not even begin to describe what she was feeling right now, Dinah's teasing jabs did not help either but she had to push through awkwardness and properly present herself.
Thank God that Diana was not here.
After the mind-numbing discovery at the Watchtower regarding Diana, Dinah and Shayera dating the same person AND engaging in intimate activities between themselves without any discomfort or hesitation, Black Canary had been kind enough to tell her the details.
To be honest, she could've lived without hearing the details of Naruto's humongous endowment and how skilled he was in the sack but Dinah had taken extra time to point particular points of her boyfriend's prowess.
She had lost quite a lot of night sleep over those details swarming around her mind.
One of those details was regarding Diana's tendency to 'hog' the redhead to herself when she was around. Being a princess and one used to having her way, the concept of sharing had been foreign to her. But her consent to the idea nonetheless had shown just how kind-hearted she was.
Still, Dinah had vaguely hinted that Wonder Woman still showed some signs of jealousy when those not involved with Naruto showed interest in him. Meaning if the princess had seen her lying beneath her boyfriend and engaged in a lip-lock … well let's just leave the rest to the imagination.
"Ah look, your groping buddy is up" Black Canary pointed out smugly, prompting the redhead to give her the stink eye. Oh my God, who knew Naruto could be teased like this? The redheaded pervert was always giving them such a hard time. Wait till Shayera hears about this!
"Sorry about that" Naruto stated apologetically as he turned to the beautiful magician. He had to admit, the young woman had the sort of face that was both tantalizing and incredibly seductive. What he wouldn't give to see that seductive face reduce to a perfect ahegeo expression as he slid his dick in and out of her pillowy lips?
And that was her face alone.
Where should he begin with her body? Should he start from her bulging pair of fleshy milk-tanks? She was Dinah's friend alright. Both of them left absolutely nothing to the imagination in terms of revealing dick-hardening amount cleavage.
Or describe the sheer temptation of her slender waist and wide, child-bearing hips? Or be a little daring and admire her lusciously plump ass supported by thick, muscularly feminine, stocking-covered thighs?
"I a-am sorry too, I should h-have been more careful" the black haired woman countered weakly, cursing herself for appearing weak. She was by nature a very open and confident woman, with a healthy siding of flirty mischief mixed. She was never the type to be flustered so easily or at all for that.
"You must be Zatanna, Giovanni's daughter, right?" Paradox asked softly, trying to turn the conversation to a more natural and comfortable path … and ignore Dinah smirking smugly between them. "Dinah has talked a lot about you"
"Yes, I am" Zatanna replied calmly, a healthy tinge of rosiness still flashing on her cheeks as she tried to regain her confidence. The black haired magician extended her hand towards the redheaded hero, flashing him a sweet smile. "Dinah has been a good friend of mine since childhood and it's an honor to know that she has talked about me, but please you can call me Zee, it's a pleasure to meet you"
"Well then, nice to meet you, Zee, you can call me Naruto" the Dimension Hopper countered with an equally soft smile as he shook her hand. "My God, you are beautiful"
And the blush returned a hundred folds but this time, Zatanna was prepared … somewhat at least. "W-why thank you"
'Phew, we are back to a normal and meaningful conversation' the redheaded ex-Ninja mused inwardly, patting himself on the back for a job well done.
"Why don't you two just kiss and get it over with already?" the blonde bombshell interrupted with a beaming smirk, taking gleeful pleasure from Naruto's pointed glares.
And of course, Dinah had to ruin it!
The former Shinobi sighed in resignation, palming his face in defeat when he eyed Dinah's smug look. She was enjoying this way too much for his liking. "Where are the kids?"
"Out on a tour of the town" Black Canary answered briefly, shrugging her delicate shoulders in nonchalance. "They are still hung up on the Red Trio incident apparently"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. Tour of the town? The edgy kids never were the type to enjoy socializing all that much, in fact Red Tornado had reported their refusal to interact with one another on the first day of the team's formation.
These events seemed suspicious but ….
He trusted the little buggers; they knew what they were doing. And if something happened, he could always assist them.
"I was gonna get something to eat, you ladies wanna join me?" the powerful hero announced nonchalantly, moving to the refrigerator to get some ingredients.
"Already asking her out on date? I thought you said it was an accident" Dinah chirped in smugly, causing the redhead to almost rip off the door to the refrigerator from sheer surprise.
"It's not a date and it was an accident, let it go already!" Naruto knew what she was doing and frankly, she had a right to tease him. Because he has been teasing her since day one and compared to his idea of teasing which mostly involved spanking, heated groping and other questionable things, hers was tamed.
Plus he was going to fuck the smugness out of her pretty soon anyway, so she could act all smug and in control as she wanted. It made his victory that much sweeter to see her smug seductive smirk be deformed into a perfect 'O' while under the assault of his thrusts.
Like she had been when he had first returned from his week-long absence. Diana had apparently been talked into explaining the details of her time with him and thus she had unknowingly put two very pissed off women on his tail.
Dinah had caught him as soon as he had appeared in his room on the Watchtower and had engaged in one of the most hottest, roughest and animalistic session yet. Needless to say, he had happily pounded every ounce of frustration and anger from the seductive blonde before taking her out a date she would no doubt remember for quite some time.
Thus the reason why she was so chummy and smug. He would've just hammered her into unconsciousness a few times extra if he had known that she would later tease him.
Fortunately for him, Shayera had yet to catch him and he was already coming up with quite interesting scenarios to vent out her anger before it made her do anything drastic. The Tsundere redhead was just too cute to let go unsatisfied.
"Hey, I am not judging you, babe. But you are moving in reverse" the seductive blonde pressed on, dismissing a pleading look from Zatanna with a smirk. This was her opportunity and she was going to squeeze it for all its worth. "Ask a girl out, get to know and then you can grope or kiss her all you want"
"You are enjoying this, aren't you?"
"Not as much as you apparently, after all you were the one kissing and groping the poor girl"
"I wasn't looking for fuck sake; I didn't know anyone was in the Kitchen at this hour"
"You really have excuses for everything, don't you? Why didn't I ever tackle, kiss and 'accidently' stroke your junk before our relationship?"
"Accident, Dinah, it was an ACCIDENT, let it go already or so help me, I will bend you over my knees and spank the living smugness out of that gorgeously phat ass of yours!"
The seductive blonde merely ran delicate hands over her voluptuous form, stopping just to give her heavy girls a hearty squeeze for good measures, making sure to eye the redhead right in the eyes for added effect. "Oh don't give me ideas, you naughty stud"
And boy did it have 'added effect'.
"YOU ARE HOPELESS!"