Watchtower, Gallery
"I am telling you, buddy, the guy practically shouted out his entire master plan to me" Flash gushed out in childish excitement as he narrated the tale of his recent bout with Mirror Master to Naruto who was seated opposite to him in chair with a glass of Ice Cream … which he had 'borrowed' from Diana's collection.
She was not going to be happy about said 'borrowing' when she found out that was for sure.
"Please don't tell me you spared him?" Naruto groaned out, painfully ready for the outburst of 'hell yeah' from his friend. This was one of things that irritated him about the Leaguers, forgiveness.
On the plus side…
Who knew he and the speedster would hit it off so well? He sure as hell didn't.
"Nah, I kicked his ass extra hard for being stupid" Barry retorted with a grin as he took a long sip from a juice carton, causing his redheaded partner to smirk like a Cheshire cat and slap him on the shoulder.
"That's my boy!"
"Naruto"
The aforementioned man hummed in thought and turned towards the direction of the voice, bright blue eyes coming to a stop upon the approaching form of a tall and muscular man dressed in a red and blue armor suit, a stylized S emblemized on his chest.
"Yes, Big Blue, what can I do for you?" the redheaded Shinobi asked in a sing-song voice, inciting a loud whistle from Flash.
"That rhymed man!"
"I know right? Am I a freaking genius or what?"
Superman coughed into his hand to interrupt the duo before they descended into their own world of wonders and … insanity, no matter how amusing and entertaining it was.
Flash used to be a light of hope for the grim and unpleasant atmosphere of the watchtower, one who would always try to induce some sort of normalcy into their lives with his amusing antics, even after being scolded by the much stricter and uptight members of the League.
Even Diana had scolded the always grinning man a few times.
However since Naruto's arrival, everything around the League changed and for the better he might add. The redheaded man just had this aura of friendliness about him that simply compelled others to gather around him. He was casual, friendly and funny.
He had even caught Bruce smiling a few times after witnessing Naruto pull off some rather … disturbing pranks on the Leaguers. If that wasn't an accomplishment, then he didn't know what was.
The biggest and perhaps most surprising accomplishment of the redhead had to be his relationship with Diana. The relationship itself wasn't the real surprise but rather the events that led to it.
Each and every single man on the planet knew that Diana was and still is a woman of principle, discipline and grace. Anything outside the boundary of these three aspects was unacceptable. She valued order and regularity like her own life.
Naruto was the exact opposite of her personality. Anything that made him smile, freaked the living daylights out of people and gave him a kick of sensation was acceptable. He valued the thrill of the unknown and loved challenging that which was thought to be unchallengeable.
During the first few hours of Naruto's eventual induction into the League, Diana rejected every single aspect of his personality, deeming him unworthy of the position of a protector. Naruto, being Naruto, only took that as a challenge and started what was later dubbed by Flash as the 'War of Confession'.
The redhead started doing exactly what Diana hated most… right in front of her face. Delivering the first blow by calling her the one nickname she utterly despised, Naruto started a ferocious combos of verbal attacks on the Amazonian princess that would sometime leave said woman speechless.
Challenging her to spars and then escaping just as the fight would reach an acceptable heat. Stealing her Ice Cream collection, eating it in front of her and then vanishing into thin air to escape her wrath. These were some of the more 'colorful' things Naruto had done to the black haired heroine.
However, the most embarrassing to both the woman herself and those around her was Naruto either groping her … frontal assets or slapping her behind before escaping in a mad dash. Needless to say, the first month had been one neither he nor any of the Leaguer would ever forget.
Times flew by and before they knew, their strict and always disciplined member started acting … weird. She no longer admonished Flash for being irresponsible and acting childish. She no longer insisted on the rules being followed strictly and most surprising of all, she no longer acted venomous towards Naruto as she used to.
In fact much to the surprise of everyone, she warmed up to him considerably … but not much since Naruto remained as he was. It wasn't long before they announced that they were in a relationship. Most of the Leaguers took it in stride; others such as Flash … fainted.
"Naruto, did you say something to Kara … again?" Clark asked in a blank but dry tone as he stood in front of the redheaded man, who was looking anywhere but into his eyes.
"Umm no?"
"Are you sure?" he probed firmly, crossing hands over his chest. "Because she is currently wrecking the Training room and shouting something about a redheaded pervert"
"I may have… probably … sort of gently tapped her back" Naruto explained innocently, conveniently ignoring Superman's dry look.
"THAT WASN'T A GENTLE TAP, YOU PERVERT!" a loud voice tore through the corridors and reverberated through the gallery. "YOU SLAPPED MY ASS!"
"Damn" Barry muttered in surprise as a massive sweatdrop slid down Naruto's head. If there was one thing Barry absolutely adored and hated about his new buddy, it was his perversion. The redhead had the balls to even slap Diana's ass which basically amounted to being sent to Tartarus in pieces.
He was a man who admired the gifts that God had bestowed upon the female kind from afar but Naruto was even more 'religious' than him. He was inspecting every single aspect of those gifts with his unworthy hands every opportunity he would get.
Basically, no heroine's assets on the Watchtower had been spared from being 'inspected'.
Kara's heroine outfit was short enough to show off her luscious backside. If Naruto had slapped that bubble ass, then there was no better person to teach him the ways of the pervert than this redheaded master.
A certain reporter was trying hard to both hide his irritation and amusement. Irritation because the redhead kept doing these things no matter how many times he was caught or chased after.
And amused because the redhead's reaction after being caught and his sorry excuse of an explanation always made his day. Plus, he was keeping his wayward of a cousin in line.
"Big Blue, you gotta believe me, I am innocent!" Naruto pleaded comically, Flash nodding his head in confirmation to aid his friend, even though he knew that Naruto was guilty. "She is just accusing me like the last time. Do you really think someone as innocent as me would want to steal the panties of a hormonal teenager like her?"
'Does this guy have a death wish or something?' the male Kryptonian mused in deadpan. Everyone knew who was responsible whenever a heroine's panties or other private possessions were stolen. One of these days, he would push the blonde Kryptonian too far and there would be consequences.
"I KNOW IT WAS YOU, YOU SICK PERV!"
Naruto gestured towards the tall hero as he leaned forward as if trying to unveil a great secret. "That time of the month, eh?"
"I HEARD THAT!"
"Shit!" Naruto cursed loudly and stood up from the chair, wildly looking around the gallery. The blonde Kryptonian was on her way and he could feel it. "Sorry to cut this charming conversation in half, but I gotta go. See you later!"
Naruto's abrupt departure from the room was soon followed by a red and blue blur speeding through the chamber and out of the door in breakneck speed.
"Aren't you going to help him?" Clark asked curiously, staring at a casually grinning Flash.
"Nah"
"I thought you said you two were best buddies?"
"When we are trying to prank people" Flash explained firmly. "Not when he's got a pissed off teenager after his ass"
AAA
Mount Justice
"Phew, that was close!" Naruto panted out in exhaustion as he appeared into the cave out of thin air. He had almost been caught, mostly because he had slowed down enough for the pissed off blonde to catch up but still it was something.
He had to admit one thing though, slapping that teenage booty and feeling the sheer softness of her bubble buttocks was so worth the trouble. Honestly, she should have expected her luscious butt being spanked by now, all of the others had done so, why not her?
If someone like his drop-dead gorgeous girlfriend could get used to being groped or spanked unexpectedly, then why not her?
Simple.
She loved it, that much he knew and sensed, not to mention smelled. She could show anger physically but her eyes could not hide the lust behind them nor could she stop herself from getting wet.
Speaking about anger, what was this depression hovering around the cave? The redhead Leaguer shoved potentially dangerous thoughts about one day fucking a certain teenage Kryptonian into an unconscious mess and leaving her with a bloated belly of baby batter to the back of his head and focused on the source of the depressing sensations.
"What's with the long face?" Naruto asked casually as he walked up to the seated form of a sulking Aqualad. The boy was sitting in such a way that the Leaguer almost suspected that his mother or father had died … and then he remembered that Aqualad's mother had died quite a long time ago and the poor boy didn't know who his father was.
"Greetings Paradox" the boy greeted in a detached tone, hands hanging limping by his sides. "I am not sure what to do?"
Naruto smiled cheekily, patting the dejected boy on the back. "Love problems?"
"Am I really that transparent?"
"No, I am just that good at telling such things"
Kaldur couldn't argue with that. They only had a few missions with the redhead and he was hardly around these days but those few missions were enough to make them understand that Naruto was an enigma, short and simple.
"Spit it out already"
The Atlantean couldn't keep the chuckle contained when he heard the man's indignant comment. "When I was a child, I used to hear stories regarding the surface world and its wonder. It was my dream to one day walk the earth and engrave my name onto the pages of history in the name of my king. Now that I am here, I…"
Naruto nodded understandingly. "You are feeling doubtful"
"I… am just not sure if I belong here."
The redhead sighed heavily before staring out into the farthest side of the cave with a faraway look on his face. "Look kid, love is very complicated. It can turn a courageous man into a coward and a coward into a hero. Trust me when I say I know what you feel"
"Your relationship with Wonder Woman is not the same as mine, I am afraid" Kaldur retorted blankly.
"My situation is a lot different than yours, Kaldur, I love Diana more than I can put into words as I do her mother" Naruto explained calmly, causing the Atlantean to widen his eyes in surprise when he said 'her mother'. "I can give you a thousand reasons as to why my situation is a lot different than yours but I'd rather not."
"What should I do?"
"Doubts are never healthy for a relationship or in your case for the potential beginning of a relationship. I suggest you return to Atlantis temporarily, the familiar atmosphere of your home would provide you with enough calmness to make a rational decision and while you are at it, go and talk to your love interest."
With his part done, Naruto floated through the cave and disappeared into the room assigned for him.
Uzumaki Island
Bright early morning sunlight streamed into the large bedroom a certain former Shinobi was occupying, prompting said redhead to stir from his sleep. Bright blue eyes, glowing like the glittering surface of an ocean, opened to scan the surroundings before noticing the extra weight situated upon his chest.
A soft smile tugged at his lips as he idly observed the blissful expression of his partner sleeping like an innocent kitten, not an ounce of discomfort or worry on her face.
Bright flame-like sweeping hair extended all the down, covering the right side of the bed in a flame-like design of pure feminine beauty, a few strands hanging in front of her sharp but delicate features. Plump lips were subconsciously stretched into a satisfied smile as she slept atop his chiseled chest.
The familiar feeling of her large, swollen breasts mashed against the stone-like muscles of his torso as well as her still erect nipples scratching against his dense skin was causing his lower buddy to throb.
Speaking of his lower buddy, the foot long slab of cock meat was cozily embedded into the woman's still damp and milking cunt, occasionally squeezing down on the meat pillar to milk out what had remained from their last night beastly rutting.
Extending his hands down her slender waist, Naruto grabbed the sleeping woman by her wide hips, tenderly digging his finger into the tender flesh of her thick meaty ass before delicately hoisting her up from his pelvis as he pulled out his pulsating cock from the snug opening, eliciting a whimpering moan from the sleeping beauty.
His chest welled up in manly pride when, as soon as his cock was pulled out of the stretched and well-fucked hole, wad after thick wad of cum poured out of her pussy in a continuous stream, effectively soaking the bed sheets.
While he was tempted to just leave his dick inside the hole that he had thoroughly fucked last night and maybe repeat the occurrence once she was awake, the presence approaching his island needed his attention at the moment.
Besides, it's not like he couldn't just come back and pound the orange-haired woman known as Volcana into a drooling mess after dealing with his guest.
Planting a soft kiss on the woman's lips, Naruto stood up from the bed and strolled out of the master bedroom in all his naked glory. It wasn't long before the redheaded Leaguer stood on the shores of the island in simple black boxers, bare feet planted firmly on the wet sand as small waves of cold water rushed around him.
Someone was approaching his island in ways that no normal human or even the gifted could do. The presence, the aura and the sensation he wafted off made his identification quite easy.
"Welcome to my island, Spectre" Naruto declared softly, eyes not even bothering to witness the arrival of the cosmic entity known as Spectre. Dark green light flashed softly, an unnatural force slammed against the atmosphere and the air around the island thickened as a hooded figure appeared out of the light.
The cosmic entity known as Spectre, the Divine Wrath of the one known as The Presence presumed the appearance of a middle aged man dressed in green pants, gloves, a long green cap and hood covering his head, casting shadows over his facial features.
An ominous green light radiated around the floating figure, occasionally flashing in intensity. A long cap following in a flame-like pattern and the power behind a set of glowing emerald eyes enhanced the weight of his presence.
Honestly he had expected them to show up as soon as he had stepped foot into this dimension, but apparently he had overestimated the top dogs. They had only noticed his presence after he had flexed a sliver of energy into the cosmic plane last night to deliberately alert them to his appearance in their playground.
Fighting crime was good and all but he missed the interference of the big bads. Super villains could only entertain him so much before he got bored. Messing with the cosmic food chain was much more thrilling, especially when the competitors were hell bent on thwarting the success of their brethren on every turn and seeking to expand their influence.
"You have been expecting me?" the cosmic entity rumbled out in a hoarse but emotionless tone as he floated before the nonchalant Shinobi who wasn't even bothering to look at him.
A cheeky grin adored the redhead's lips as he shrugged. "Don't flatter yourself; I wasn't expecting you specifically, but the lapdogs of your master"
A subtle narrowing of eyes from the personification of Wrath ignited the entire east portion of the sea on fire as Spectre floated near the grinning redhead. "You would do well to control what you speak lest you suffer my wrath"
So predictable!
With a snap of his fingers, Naruto dismissed the flames roaring around the ocean before turning to stare into the eyes of the cosmic being. "And you would do well to remember who are speaking to"
If the cosmic being was disturbed by the unexpected show of power, he didn't show it. A glint of curiosity glimmered in his eyes, increasing in intensity with each passing second. "Who am I speaking to, then?"
"Your master sent you here without informing you of my identity? How unfitting of a so-called ultimate ruler" the redheaded Leaguer stated in a mocking tone of concern, provoking a burst of energy from the emotionless entity. "Unfortunately for you, I am not in the mood to tell you who I am, so let's get the matter of your arrival here on my turf"
This … human-looking entity was insulting beyond words. If he was willing to blatantly mock the ruler of the Multiverse, then obviously he was no ordinary being. The Spectre could only try to understand this being in a non-violent way and not let his anger burst forth.
"You are to abscond this plane of existence… for good" the blazing figure thundered in a deep, commanding tone. "Your presence here is initiating too many irregularities for the balance to be maintained. Your actions are entirely out of the influence of Fate, consequently altering the realms in ways that threatens everything the cosmos stands for"
A chuckle escaped Naruto's mouth, followed by a loud roar of laughter that even surprised the emotionless personification of wrath. "To think I stumbled onto this realm while running from two horny sisters trying to bed me. Go and tell your coward of a master to fuck off. I was only planning to stay here for a few years, but now that I know how much my presence irritates your foolish lord, I plan to stay"
The cosmic entity moved to raise his hand and evaporate the redhead where he stood, only to find his entire body paralyzed by an unseen force. "W-what have you d-done to me?"
"You lapdogs are all the same, so willing to carry out the whims of your master without the slightest bit of judgment on your part" Naruto drawled out in a lazy tone as he turned towards the frozen form of the Spectre, eyes glowing a dark blue and lips stretched into a cruel smirk. "Tell your foolish lord to try the best he can in stopping me. He may have faced the likes of Anti- Monitor and Great Beast but I assure you that I am quite different"
Anti-Monitor? Great Beast? None of this made sense! It was like this redheaded being knew more about their multiverse than even HIM, the physical personification of divine wrath.
Seeing the specks of confusion flickering around the eyes of the suspended being, Naruto shook his head in amusement and gently patted him on the cheek.
"Oh you poor boy, you weren't told anything, were you? Goes to show how much your master trusts you." The mock concern in his tone spoke clearly of his disinterest as well the sheer malice wafting off his words. "Now unless you want to have breakfast with me and my scorching hot partner, leave my sight"
Spectre wasn't given much time to give a proper answer as his body was disintegrated into tiny specks of energy and carried by the winds.
The redheaded Leaguer turned his piercing gaze towards the vast reaches of space, letting a dark smirk of malevolence and dreadful intentions graced his lips. "Cosmic game is a delicate but dangerous tactic to seduce the beast within. I hope you are ready for the consequences"
Bialyian Desert
"I still don't understand why you would need my help on this mission" a curiously frowning Wonder Woman asked as she and her redheaded lover flew through the desert of the rogue state of Bialya. "You are more than capable of handling it"
Admittedly, she wasn't complaining or anything since having alone time with him was exactly what she needed in her stressful life. Whether they were on a mission or simply relaxing in his apartment or the Embassy , she loved the effects he had on her.
However, she would have preferred simply relaxing on the couch she had been resting on before he had interrupted her and brought her into this desert. While she knew that there was no resting while with Naruto since he was keeping her busy by one thing or another … mostly fucking her into unconsciousness.
Her favorite part _ right after the overflowing creampie _ she had to admit, but not to Naruto of course. The smug redhead would never let her live it down.
"Would you rather I left you on that couch all alone?" Naruto retorted blankly as he looked around the vast dunes of sand with a critical look.
"Answer the question"
"Fine" the redhead sighed in resignation before flying closer to the Amazonian woman, wrapping an arm around her slender waist as he pulled her closer. "I just wanted you to accompany me"
A mischievous glint sparkled in Diana's eyes as she leaned forward, rotating midair until she was straddling the redhead while still keeping their speed. "Someone's trying to get on my good side"
"I am already on your good side" Paradox replied cheekily, moving his hands past her waist to grab at her massive ass cheeks, fondling the round and chunky globes like kneading a dough. "So?..."
She had been his lover long enough to know what he meant by certain words in certain situations and frankly it didn't take a genius to figure what Naruto wanted at the moment, if the giant fuckpole poking against her fabric-covered pussy was any indication.
"We never have fucked in the sand, have we?" she inquired in a sultry tone, desire and lust practically dripping from her words as she grinded her gradually soaking cunt against the straining cock.
Nothing could wipe off Naruto's stupid grin at that moment. "I don't believe we have"
BOOM!
Except the sound of a tank firing at something and causing sand to fly all over the place.
"DAMN IT!"
Hiding away the amusement she felt at Naruto's constipated look as well shoving her own irritation of being denied the rutting she deserved, Diana untangled herself from her lover's embrace and flew towards the source of the commotion, a grumbling Naruto following suit.
Her eyes narrowed significantly when she witnessed a topless Superboy fighting against Bialyian forces in a way that resembled a wild and wounded animal trying to break free from some kind of invisible chains.
A few meters away from the skirmish were the familiar forms of Kid Flash and Artemis, looking on in something akin awe and dread as Superboy battled the army like an animal.
"What is that Flash says in a situation like this?" Diana voiced out curiously, gaining the attention of a contemplating Paradox as he raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah, dibs on handling Superboy and the army!"
A sheepishly blanking Naruto opened and his closed his mouth in shock as his drop-dead gorgeous lover dashed towards the middle of the battle with a smug smirk, shooting him a wink over her shoulders.
"She learns fast" he commented in amusement as he watched the amazon princess quickly dispatch the Bialyian army like they were nothing before effortlessly dodging a maddened punch from Superboy. "Time to reintroduce myself to the kids"
Kid Flash and Artemis were too engrossed in their staring contest to notice that a redheaded man dressed in a formal red suit was standing beside them and watching the show.
"She is a feisty one, ain't she?" Naruto commented idly, draping a hand over Artemis's shoulder like an old friend as they watched Diana dismantle Superboy with practiced ease, rendering him unconscious with a chop to the back of his neck.
The blonde teenager's heart almost burst out of her chest cavity when she felt the new comer suddenly appear so near them that he could drape his arm around her shoulder and still get unnoticed. With enough skill to even impress Naruto, Artemis shrugged of his hand, back-flipped a few meter away, already in the process of taking aim with a readied arrow.
Whatever obscenities, curses and threats she had prepared in her head for throwing at the brave intruder stuck in her suddenly dry throat when her eyes became witnessed to the physical manifestation of every women's wet dream.
'OH MY GOD!' a chibi Artemis, much more scantily clad than the original ran around the blonde's head holding a banner that clearly announced 'In love!'. A redheaded, charmingly handsome and deliciously muscular hunk right of in front of her impressionable eyes? Was she dreaming? Who in the nine bloody hells was this stud? Where the hell had he been all her life?
"W-who are you?"
'Fuck! Smooth Artemis, real smooth! You meet a gorgeous hunk and what do you do? Oh yeah make a complete fool out of yourself by stuttering!'
It was at time that Kid Flash snapped out of his funk… only because Diana had dealt with Superboy and was floating towards them with said half Kryptonian on her shoulder in all her sensual glory.