Morning, Angeles National Forest
Sakura clutched onto Sasuke's arm as they leaned on his car. Sakura was over the moon, as Sasuke had decided to go on a date with her. They went to dinner and a movie and were now officially boyfriend and girlfriend,
As they waited for their teammate and teacher, they talked amongst each other before they heard a loud engine and looked over,
The two looked at the car wide eyed, as Naruto sat in the car listening to In My Life by Juvenile,
Naruto nodded his head, rapping the chorus while writing down. In the journal about a new technique he was developing using his new understanding of space/time techniques
The technique operates the same way convergent and divergent sequences do in mathematics. The technique is the convergence of an immeasurable series, anything that approaches slows down and never reaches the user. This is because the technique takes the finite amount of space between the two subjects and divides it an infinite amount of times.
Note: In math, no matter how many times someone divides a number it will never be reduced to zero. Instead, they will be left with fractional units so infinitesimal it would become immeasurable to their eye. The technique brings this concept into reality, so anything that attempts to penetrate this infinitely divided space will slow down to the point of appearing to stop completely
Naruto closed the journal and and put it on the center console and a seal flashed before the book was sealed away,
Looking over Naruto saw Sakura and Sasuke walking over, with a grunt Naruto got out his new car, "Nice car." Sakura said
"Thanks." Naruto replied
"So, uh what crime did you do to qualify for the graduation exam?" Sakura asked, trying to start up a conversation, "I robbed a pharmacy."
"Bank." Sasuke said
"Robbed the federal reserve truck and killed the workers that got in the way." Naruto said
"Which is very impressive. " Kakashi said, causing everyone to look and see him leaning on a tree, "Follow me."
The three followed Kakashi deep into the forest until they reached a large clearing, and Kakashi opened an entryway before they entered and the four walked into the mirror dimension,
The three watched as Kakashi then brought out an alarm clock and placed it on a wooden poles, after setting the alarm,
"Okay you all have 30 minutes to get these bells from me." He showed the three teens the bells before tying them to one of his belt loops
"But sensei," Sakura said, with a hand raised, "there are three of us and only two bells. What happens if we don't get a bell?"
"Very astute of you Sakura." Kakashi said "The person who does not get a bell will be mind wiped of everything related to shinobi with their chakra sealed. Forever."
Sasuke, and Sakura's eyes widened while Naruto raised an eyebrow, Kakashi seeing that his words had the effect he desired, continued.
"One more thing. Come at me with the intent to kill. Only then will you have a sliver of a chance to defeat me." He said as he was preparing to give them a final instruction
"Are you sure about that sensei?" Sakura asked a little concern
"Don't worry about me Sakura, just worry about yourselves. After all, you guys won't land a single scratch on me. I'm not a jonin for nothing you know." Kakashi said, not missing the smirk on Naruto's face, "Okay get ready. Now disperse." All three teens disappeared from their spots and hid themselves across the forest.
"Well at least they know how to hide." Kakashi thought while looking around at the positions of Sasuke, and Sakura, "I can't sense Naruto, he'll be the one to look out for."
Naruto was hiding as his phone chimed and he frowned checking it,
Quest. Last longer than your teammates against Kakashi.
Reward: 1,000,000
Bonus: Land a punch on Kakashi
Reward: 5,000,000 per 5 hits
Bonus: Hit Kakashi with a Jutsu
Reward: 5,000,000 per jutsu
Bonus: Force Kakashi to substitute 5 times
Reward: 30,000,000
Naruto smirked putting the phone away and watching Kakashi from his hiding place,
Kakashi decided to start with Sakura, she was the weakest of the three no doubt about that. She was no challenge in taijutsu so he decided Genjutsu would be a better test for her.
Sakura felt a bit dizzy, as her vision went blurry for a moment. She could not understand what was happening to her, as for the last minute she was perfectly fine hiding away from Kakashi while also looking for Sasuke. She wanted to hide where Sasuke was hiding. She needed to be near her Sasuke-kun so he could get a better look at her. But now she didn't feel so good.
''Ugh Sakura!''
She was brought out of her thoughts when she heard a voice calling her name. She could now see clearly and the weird feeling she was feeling in her head was gone. She looked up to see Sasuke coming into view. A wide smile, and a blush appeared on her face, once she saw that it was Sasuke who was calling her.
''Help me!''
Sakura looked closely at her Sasuke-kun. Her eyes widened in horror as she watched Sasuke struggle his way towards her, his body was battered and bruised, as he was pierced with several Kunai's. Sakura trembled as tears began to stream down her face, before a sword was stabbed into his head killing him.
''Ahhhh!'' she screamed loudly before she fainted before the genjutsu could really get dark
Kakashi who was looking from a distance could only sweat drop, as the girl had just fallen victim to an easy D-rank genjutsu. She was supposed to be smart, and should have detected the genjutsu easily,
With a sigh, and a shrug Kakashi walked away to test his next target
Sasuke showed no concern over Sakura's scream, as he really didn't care what happened. She was a nuisance and annoying, but he needed her to unlock Mangekyo Sharingan. That was the only reason he let her believe they were together. She would provide him with sexual release and when the time came she would grant him the power to equal Itachi.
'Pathetic' Naruto thought high in the trees looking down at the fallen girl. It was clear that the girl was caught in a simple Genjutsu that she had been unable to detect. Naruto could only guess that whatever it she saw had something to do with Sasuke. Sakura was not fit to be one of them. She was book smart, but that did not make a shinobi. Skills and dedication made a ninja, Sakura had none. All she cared for was looking good in the eyes of her Sasuke-kun.
Shaking his head, Naruto jumped off the tree he was in and made his way towards Kakashi.
"I'll see what Sasuke is capable of then confront Kakashi, on my own." Naruto thought landing on a tree and looking down as Sasuke approached Kakashi
Sasuke made his way towards Kakashi, with a confident look on his face. He was confident about his chances of getting the bells. "I'm going to get those bells!'' he said arrogantly,
Kakashi looked at Sasuke once then looked back at his book. His response to the proclamation annoyed the hell out of the Uchiha, as in his mind it was like the jonin was taking his challenge as if it was nothing, not worth his time.
Sasuke rushed towards the jonin at his full speed. Kakashi was slightly surprised by the speed the young Uchiha was showing, but he didn't put away his book as he waited for Sasuke to reach him,
Sasuke jumped and brought his right fist trying to punch Kakashi in his face, only for Kakashi to block with his free hand, though Sasuke was quick to use his other hand, as he forced Kakashi to dodge his punch.
Sasuke continued to try to land a successful blow on the jonin, as he attempted to kick the jonin in the ribs, but Kakashi blocked his attack. Sasuke did not stop as he brought out his other leg trying to kick the Jonin, who was quick to block again.
'Shit, I can't read my book like this' Kakashi thought, as Sasuke brought out his left hand trying to punch Kakashi in the chest, but the man blocked again, frustrating Sasuke. But he did not give up. His left leg moved faster than before heading straight at Kakashi's waist. Kakashi caught Sasuke's leg, but was not given the chance to do anything as Sasuke moved with impressive flexibility. He tried gutting the jonin with his left hand. Kakashi was up to the challenge when he caught Sasuke's hand with his other hand. Sasuke had expected as much, his free hand moved for the bells hanging on Kakashi's belt loop. He did enough to almost get them but Kakashi let go of him and jumped back a bit.
Kakashi rushed at Sasuke, catching Sasuke off guard by his superior speed, before Kakashi spun around and kicked Sasuke in the chest, as the Uchiha flew back he recovered quickly and landed on his feet.
''You certainly are good, better than most genins.'' Kakashi commented on Sasuke's skills in Taijutsu. He was certainly skilled and Kakashi was impressed by the young Uchiha.
Sasuke did not react to Kakashi's words. He was a little angry that he was not able to get the bells. What was more troubling was that he was unable to land a hit on the Jonin. Jonin's were really strong they were unlike any other shinobi
With narrowed eyes Sasuke sped through hand seals, before he inhaled large amounts of air, and held his hands together near his mouth as he muttered his jutsu.
'Fire Release: Great Fireball Jutsu'
He breathed out a large fireball that sped toward Kakashi, who quickly replaced himself with a log to avoid himself being burned.
Sasuke smirked in victory seeing his sensei burned. He ended his jutsu. He looked at where Kakashi was standing to see a burned log. 'Replacement. ' he thought before he began to look around frantically but his eyes widened when he looked down at his leg as Kakashi grabbed him
''Earth release: HeadHunter Jutsu!''
Sasuke screamed when he was dragged down the ground, up to his neck, before Kakashi got out from the ground and appeared in front of the buried Uchiha.
''Get me out of here!'' Sasuke demanded, embarrassed at being caught so easily. He was stuck in the pit and could not move his feet or legs. He didn't even get to show his sword kills or his combustion techniques,
''Sasuke-kun'' A screeching voice of Sakura stopped Kakashi from responding. Kakashi looked at the pink haired girl wondering when she had woken up.
Sakura ran towards Sasuke. ''Sasuke-kun!'' she cried out, trying, and failing, to pull Sasuke from the pit. Kakashi just watched the girl struggle, his face showing a bit of amusement at what his eye was seeing.
"Don't worry Sasuke-kun I will get you out of here.'' Sakura said trying to make Sasuke happy, causing said Uchiha to raise an eyebrow
Kakashi was suddenly grabbed by the face and slammed into the ground and he and the smirking Naruto slid into the tree line, before Kakashi kicked Naruto away from him and flipped to his feet before he looked up wide eyed as Naruto knee slammed into his forehead,
Flipping Naruto clapped his hands and an explosion of wind cut the trees and Kakashi slammed his hands on the ground and a wall of earth surrounded him,
Naruto attempted to kick Kakashi on his left side, only for him to substitute from his protective cover,
He rushed back in and scored a palm thrust to Naruto's chest causing the boy to skid back, before Naruto dragging his fingers in the ground causing him to stop and he looked up to see a fireball heading for him, with a grunt Naruto clapped his hands together before he spat a concentrated stream of water from his mouth which pierced the fireball, and Kakashi, only for Kakashi to turn into a log,
Naruto looked down and backed away when Kakashi burst from the ground trying to uppercut him, while Naruto took out a kunai, and slashed up, but Kakashi poofed away turning into another log, before he was kicked in the back sending him slamming into the tree,
Ash enveloped the area and was ignited causing a large explosion, before Kakashi covered in minor burns leapt out of the fire. Naruto met Kakashi and midair and attempted to kick him in the face, but Kakashi bent back to avoid being hit. Naruto spun around balancing himself and not giving Kakashi enough time to attack him. Spinning around he brought his right foot trying to stomp on the jonin, but Kakashi caught the blow and held Naruto's foot firmly with both his hands. His right foot moved fast and crashed into Naruto's stomach, sending the blond flying away.
Naruto landed on his feet, before he unsheathed a kunai and held it in reverse grip, before he blurred forward and re-engaged Kakashi who was also using a kunai.
The two Shinobi clashed repeatedly the sound of their kunai clashing ringing throughout the training grounds, and after a few more clashes, Naruto grabbed Kakashi by the wrist a smirk was Kakashi's only warning
Ka-Boom!
'Naruto' had exploded, as Kakashi jumped out of the smoke cloud, and slid across the ground before his eyes widened when Naruto appeared in front of him, with a kunai heading toward his throat, but the alarm rang signifying it was noon.
Kakashi and Naruto were frozen as Naruto had his kunai at the ready while Kakashi had his own kunai tapping Naruto's chest ready to break the skin, before the two jumped away from each other, and Kakashi motioned for Naruto to follow him to the rest of team 7.
As everyone stood at the center of the clearing, ''You did not get the bells, thus you failed the test.'' Kakashi said
Naruto took out both bells from his pocket making Kakashi look at his belt and saw that it was a set of keys before he looked at Naruto impressed , ''When did you get them?''
"When I first grabbed you.'' Naruto responded
"So what are you going to do with them?'' Kakashi asked only for Naruto to toss the bells to Sasuke and Sakura to their surprise
''The aim of the test was not to get the bells but to test if we could work together as a team as three genins cannot defeat an elite jounin.'' Naruto said looking to his teammates who looked to Kakashi who nodded
"Correct, well I guess you guys pass. You're free to go, except you, Sakura." Kakashi said freeing them all from the mirror realm and immediately Naruto returned to his car, and sped off
Sasuke watched the car speed down the road and looked at his Mazda, his clan was well off but Itachi took most of the fortune with him when he disappeared. Sasuke had 16 million that he gained access to when he turned 18 and he thought he was doing well in his Mazda but he couldn't let Naruto show him up,
As he drove Naruto looked at his phone
Quest. Last longer than your teammates against Kakashi.
Reward: 1,000,000
PASSED
Bonus: Land a punch on Kakashi
Reward: 5,000,000 per 5 hits
PASSED
Bonus: Hit Kakashi with a Jutsu
Reward: 5,000,000 per jutsu
PASSED
Bonus: Force Kakashi to substitute 5 times
Reward: 30,000,000
FAILED
Reward: $55,000,000
New Skills Unlocked
God Hand
Create a sex drive and inject it into a body part of choice.
Naruto saw the money get deposited into his account and put the phone down before he headed downtown
Downtown LA,
Naruto sat in an office and looked up as the man he was meeting walked in, "Morning Mr. Uzumaki, thank you for making it."
'It's no problem, but if it's all the same to you I'd like to get this over with as quickly as possible." Naruto said
"Completely understand. Your parents prepared a will. During your mother's pregnancy they revised it quite a bit and after the time leading up to their deaths they revised it again. To promote self sufficiency you wouldn't get a dime until one Hiruzen Sarutobi deemed you capable. Mr. Sarutobi has done so, he speaks very highly of you"
Naruto nodded,
"All of your parents assets totalling to a combined amount of 59.6 billion dollars. The estates."
"The one in Bel Air and the ranch." Naruto nodded
"Yes, as well as the apartment in New York, and the 4 estates in Florida and the 2 in Atlanta. Your father's car collection, and their stock portfolio and this." The man handed Naruto an envelope that he opened and he saw it was his new bank card with his full name on it and another bank card Naruto Namikaze, "What is this?"
"Your parents had many powerful friends. People whose lives they saved. When they died those friends to repay their debts formed a trust for you in case you followed in their footsteps."
Narito opened the papers, and saw that they were citizenship papers for UAE,
"Arabs?" Naruto asked
"Emirates." The man corrected.
"Your mother's family has a long standing friendship with the rulers of Dubai."
Naruto put everything back into the folder and put them in the backpack he brought along before he bid the man goodbye after a while and he left,
Later, USC
Naruto walked down the hall when he paused at a picture board, "What're you doing?"
Naruto looked over and smiled at his professor Suyeon Go, "I'm dropping out." He said causing her to look surprised
"W-what? Why?"
"My business is going great. I want to pursue that." Naruto said
"Well, if you're hiring, do you think I can get a job?" Suyeon asked Naruto to raise an eyebrow, "I was just fired due to budget cuts."
"Sorry to hear that." Naruto said before he smiled and held his hands out taking her books as unseen by anyone but him a red aura burst from his hands as their hands grazed each other, "Well if you'd like we can have an interview since we're both free."
Suyeon smiled, giving Naruto a look, "I'd like that."
Naruto smiled,
Later
Naruto got into his car and fixed his belt before he checked his alerts
Congratulations
You slept with your college professor
Reward $72,470
"Her yearly salary?" Naruto thought looking at the reward, knowing he'd get more as he abused God Hand with Suyeon and he smiled as he was alerted to the money he received,
[SunTrust] 1010
Deposited: $132,970
Balance: $141,573,800
Compton, CA, Demeter's Embrace Salon
Naruto parked his car and got out before walking into the salon, "Hey ladies." Naruto smiled walking in
"Hey." An older woman said walking up to Naruto as all the other women greeted him, "Naruto can you change the light for me."
"Sure." Naruto said walking over with the woman and taking the bulb before he stepped on the step ladder and reached up before he screwed the bulb in,
"Thank you so much." The woman said holding the step ladder with her face in his crotch looking at his print and just as he finished tightening the buld she grabbed it causing him to flick and drop back,
"Aunt Lola!"
"What?" Lola asked
"Do you have any shame?"
"Nope." Lola smiled rubbing Naruto's chest
"Get your old ass back to work."
Lola frowned looking at her nice, "Old fine ass." Lola corrected before looking at Naruto, "Ain't that right, Naruto."
Lola leaned over pushing her ass into Naruto's crotch before she walked off, "It's firm, Draya." Naruto said
"Shut up.' Draya said, walking up grabbing his hand, "Don't encourage her."
"I'm not." Naruto smiled
"Come on." Draya said pulling him along,
"You better tell your auntie to leave me alone. I'll hit that ass and give you a baby cousin."
Lola blew a kiss at Naruto who smiled,
Office
Draya closed the door before she smiled, Naruto returned the smile before she leaned forward and kissed him which he returned, and she sighed pulling back, "Rashad is getting out today. Don't let him drag you back into the mess."
"He's my brother."
"You came up in the same orphanage and he got you into gangs, flocking houses and selling dope."
"He didn't get me into anything. Shad needed me and I was there. Like I am for you, and everybody else."
"You turned your life around. You started looking after yourself more. Don't let Shad have you ready to crash out behind his bullshit." Draya said
Naruto smiled, "I won't."
Naruto pulled Draya into a kiss that grew deeper, as Naruto gripped her ass and was about to try his new skill but thought better of it, for the moment
Nightfall
Naruto and his friends were at the strip club, watching the girls dance and throwing bills. Rashad whispered in his ear and the two walked off to a quiet section in the back of the club away from the music and girls,
"Aye, this my man Panino who I was telling you bout the business, you know what I'm sayin?"
"Sup." Naruto said
"We need to do this." Rashad said
"What's hannin, boss. How you doin?" Panino asked
"Shit, you tell me." Naruto said
"Aw man, I been hearing bout you. Lil Ninja what they call you. They say you official, so we want to try to get some money together, you know what I mean?"
Naruto raised an eyebrow
"So look, I got this good hair nigga. Down low, got plenty of money, you what I mean that's what you need. That's what you want. What we all been working for."
"Tell him how much it is." Rashad said
"Man, look here, these boys got plenty cake. I'm talkin bout man-"
"It's a couple mill at stake bro." Rashad said
"Plenty, you know what I mean." Panino added
"And a 100 and sum squares." Rashad added
"Yeah so look here-"
"You just came home man." Naruto interrupted looking at Rashad,
"I know I just got out, but this my patna from the pin."
"I'm just saying though." Naruto began
"You remember I had told you bout buddy, remember."
"You told me you was trying to straighten up." Naruto replied
"Hey, hey, hey. " Panino said causing the two to look at him, "Look, there's money for everybody. Money is power on these streets and we tryna get paid, man.'
"What about those of us who already have a great operation already running?" Naruto asked
"It ain't never enough. We do this to get what we can get and get on bout our business. Now your boy told me you solid. So I'm going wit that."
"He good man." Rashad whispered in Naruto's ear, and Naruto looked at him annoyed,
"Soo look, good hair motherfucka got plenty cake. We need to get this money man and we can do what we need to do and get on bout our business."
"No me/We." Naruto interrupted
"Oh, hey, hey, I'm setting it up. I'm the man. I'm the man next to the motherfucka."
"Mm hmm."
"So, I fuck wit him cause he fuck wit you." Panino said
"That's what I'm telling you bro, we coming correct." Rashad said
"And how I know fuckin wit you won't get my brother killed?" Naruto asked
"Cause I was in the pen with him bro. We did time together. We've been plannin-
"Look man, I'm good and I'm ready. We ain't gotta sit here wit all this shoot shit."
"You need this for yourself bro. Couple mill. 100 squares."
"Aye man. Robbin ain't really what we do." Naruto said ignoring Rashad, "Panino is it?"
"That's me."
"Okay, well check it out. We been running the streets for a long time round these parts. And our face and name in these streets man, clean as a whistle. This is as good as it gets, robbin ain't never been our thing."
"Don't think of it as a robbery. Just think of it as uh going to get something that you want. Now listen to what I'm telling you, youngin. We gon go get the money and go on about our business business everybody gets paid we all gon be straight."
"We straight now." Naruto said
"Bro." Rashad said as Panino frowned
"Scared money don't make money." Panino's friend said
"He can speak?" Naruto asked
"He can do a lot more than speak." Panino said
"Good. Now look, like I said armed robbery ain't our thing. Now I came to see some ass and now talk to someone who's breath smells like it. I'm out." Naruto said walking off
"Disrespectful rice-eating motherfucka." Panino said watching as Rashad tried to talk Naruto back
"What you want to do?"
"Not tonight." Panino said, popping some TikTaks into his mouth, as Rashad came back, "What's up with your boy?"
"I got him, just give me a few days."
"Yeah aight." Panino said
Moment's Later
Naruto sat at the bar watching the bartender when Rashad came over, "Why you do that bro?"
"I don't trust that motherfucka. Besides, you said you was off that."
"I'm ass out, out here. I need money anyway I can get it."
"That ain't the way. YG, Kendrick, Chuck, Ty, Joe, Nipsey are all on the music shit now, Keenan still hitting houses but he's working toward something. You can sing and shit why don't you do it."
"How am I'm gon pay for a studio when I barely got somewhere to live?" Rashad asked
'Here." Naruto said placing a check on the bar,
"What's this?" Rashad asked picking it up
"2 million."
"Where'd you get $2 million dollars from?"
"My business man. That entrepreneur class we took in middle school. I applied all that shit, made a website, got a spot to work out of. People order what they want and need off my site and I deliver it, quick and easy. Started with books then it expanded fast as fuck."
"Why can't I get down with your thing?" Rashad asked
"Because it's mine." Naruto said with a raised eyebrow, "You need something that's yours. That no one can take from you, and you decide how it runs."
"I don't want to do music, man. It's cool but you hear so much shit about that shit, I'd flip out."
"Okay, we can be partners with something else."
"Like what?"
"My dad had this manufacturer company that did electric cars, solar panels, and batteries for cars and home power storage. You dope with cars so I'll give you a year to get a fully functioning electric car with all of the company's resources." Naruto said
Rashad looked at Naruto in surprise, and he nodded before he and Naruto shook on it,
3 Weeks Later
Naruto was excited, for the last few weeks his missions were basically club security and while that was cool. Naruto wanted more, and he got it when Kakashi sent out a message detailing they would be tasked with protecting Young Money on the America's Most Wanted Tour,
Sakura and Sasule arrived as Naruto sat on his dad's 1969 Cutlass he glanced over before he saw Kakashi walking over with Lil Wayne and some of their other charges and he hopped up,
"Mr. Carter, everyone these are my subordinates. Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki. We all will be charged with your safety and protect you all to the best of our abilities."
"I'm a huge fan." Naruto said shaking Lil Wayne's hand
"Are you?" Lil Wayne asked smiling as he removed his blunt from between his lips,
"What's your favorite song?" Mack Maine asked
"Clear Tha Set." Naruto said
Lil Wayne smiled , "You know the words?"
"Of course." Naruto said before he began to rap, "See I be ridin' on the prime in the lex bubble
Ready to come out the truck and make yo chest buckle
When I come I lay the sprays wit K's by the truck load
Should've got out of my way you heard my clip shuffle
Now yall was on the block with shot gunz
But when I finished, made it look like yall had pop gunz
Dressed in black...Long hair...Long gaks...Lights off no stun'n
Hat to the back, no mask, I'm thuggin'
(What!)What u wan' do, if yo ribs don't bust it
Then 20 mo' hittaa's follow in hummer's, so ain't nothin'
(Look!)17 ward is where I grew up at
So where a busta hitta standin is where he blew up at
I blew up that CMB so respect my peeps
Or else you want yo life to be all over the streets
Now watch me the younger soldier bring u closer to death
A little more than you expect hitta...I clear da set
Lil Wayne laughed, "Yea, yea alright I see you." He and Naruto shook hands and bumped each other's shoulder, "You alright wit me, man."
Sakura and Sasuke looked at Kakashi, "Uh, why are we protecting rappers?" Sakura asked
"It's what they paid for." Kakashi said simply watching as Lil Wayne put an arm around Naruto's shoulder and they walked off with the crew behind them.