*Mhhmmm*, "Where am I" Looking around Lemon was floating in a space surrounded by darkness, "Shit, I am pretty sure I slept in my bed last night, so where is this place", standing inside an unilluminated space cold sweat started to form on his back, starting to panic he started to scream out the names of his Servents and friends "Oi can anybody hear me Akeno, Caenis, Momonga, anybody, if this is a prank then you succeeded I have been successfully pranked and am starting to panic, so cut this out". As he started to think this situation might be dangerous, a child's voice came from all around him.
Ahahaha, did I frighten you, did I, hahaha, you should have seen that look
on your face, you looked like you were about to start crying "mommy
mommy" hahaha.???
Surprise at the sudden voice from around him, he took a combative stance in
the darkness, but hearing the mocking from the voice, anger welled up from
within him, looking around he cannot see anyone else inside the darkness,
only the mocking laughter echoing.
Oi who are you, are you that brought me here, where is everyone else,
come out here where I can see you. Lemon
Attempting to hide his fear from this elusive voice, lemon spoke up to it in a
combative manner, but the voice ignored it and kept mocking him as it
continue to cackle like a child that saw a clown show for the first time
until it suddenly stopped returning the space to its earlier stillness.
Fear started to creep at lemon's heart again for the second time, till
the voice spoke again, but in a somewhat serious tone this time.
Ok, that's enough fun times, I have not laughed that hard for a while.
So how have you been Len no you by, Lemon now right. ???
The voice suddenly started to talk in a familiarise tone to him, as if
meeting a friend after a long time; making Lemon put on a bewildered
face.
Why do I have to talk about my circumstances to some disemboweled
voice that was making a fool of me just a second ago, more
importantly, answered my questions? Lemon
Hmm?, What, you don't remember me, …..hahaha I had a feeling
from the way you're reacting but to think you would forget, hehehe
are you brave or just plain stupid or something. ???
As the voice started to descend into laughter again, lemon spoke out
to it, fear still in his voice.
From the way you are speaking, I guess we knew each other, and the
only being that did something like this was the fairy. Lemon
*Ting Ting Ting* Correct answer, see you can do it if you tried Lemon,
as your contractor, it's of great relief that you remembered. ???
The voice continues to speak in a condescending tone to him, eliciting
a voice of rejection from Lemon.
Don't lie, I still remember the fairy's voice and it did not sound like
yours, who are you? Lemon
The voice abruptly fell silent, and a few moments later it continued in
a more normal tone.
Ah, I did do that didn't I, that completely slip my mind, hahaha, don't
look at me like that, I am sorry for making fun of you for my blunder,
sorry sorry I will make up for that somehow ok.???
Lemon was a lot calmer from their initial meeting and started to
analyze the voice more clearly, he still doubted the claims of this
voice, but he realise that he could not do anything in this situation.
This guy is clearly some kind of being that's similar to the fairy that brought
me to that place for the first time, though he claims he did that, I have my
doubt, saying that, I seem to be stuck at this place for some reason, and the
only voice that can answer why I am here is this annoying brat's voice.
Ok, I get it now so answer my questions, did you bring me here and
for what, also come out here where I can see you. Lemon
Hmm, you calmed down quite a bit, well whatever. As for your
questions, it's yes and no, I did not bring you here, that was done by
the higher-ups, I was placed as your contractor from the time we first
met. So I am responsible for you in your 2nd life, the reason you are here is simple, it's to explain the rules of your current life and I will not show myself because I can't and even if I could people in your level cannot even perceive me. ???
The voice spoke in a very professional tone, betraying the earlier
image he had portrayed for himself, but Lemon was too occupied to
digest the sudden info to point out this.
So you are saying that I am in some kind of system, and you are here to explain the rules right? But why can't I see you? You do know this is making you more suspicious. Lemon
Haaa, well Yes, Now, Player Lemon I will start the explanation, so pay
close attention. ???
Your current life has been plucked from the cycle of rebirth and is
placed in the ESIG (Entertainment system for Idle Gods), in this
system the players are tasked with only one thing, which is to
entertain the Gods, How you ask? Anything, you can go on a Grand
Adventure, play out the romance of your life, Rule a kingdom and
fight war after war, you are free to do whatever, the only condition
being entertaining or else well you won't like that, I guarantee that
much.???
Hearing this ridiculous monologue from the voice with wide eyes, he
still harbours doubts in his heart towards the voice but the moment he
was transported to the new world where he lived as a digital ghost for
4 years made him swallow the voice's claims to some extent. He
squashed the questions that welled up and concentrated on the
monologue of the voice.
Of course, as someone who has been forcefully pulled from the cycle
of rebirth, the players are given some blessings from the gods that
watched the prologue, oh that means the time you act till this point.
You will be able to choose some blessings depending on the strength
of your soul, now before we continue, are there any questions you
like to ask player Lemon? ???
Lemon was startled at the sudden questions thrown towards him but
collected himself and contemplated on what to ask the voice.
First, you said I was plucked from the cycle of rebirth, can I go back
and if not then what will happen if I die? Lemon
Hearing his question the voice sounded impressed at the question and
replayed.Hmhm, a very logical question, most people in your situation just
want to get to the good part. For the returning to the cycle part, you
can but its quit pricey, to the point even Daikoku would lighten his
sack (somewhat), so it's a dream within 5 dreams for a newbie like
you, as for what will happen if you die, that's easy: your soul will
scatter into energy permanently killing off you as a being. ???
Lemon was somewhat shocked by this revelation but accepted it with
surprising ease thinking that if there was not this amount of risk then
the power gained will not make sense.
Ok second, you said the gods are watching my every move, how can I
escape from that? Lemon
This time the voice answered with a surprised and somewhat amused
tone.
Hahaha, you ask some pretty spicy questions player, wellll it's quite
easy, Itsssss by becoming a god yourself.???
The voice sounded as if it was spinning as he delivered the answer,
sounding as if he had told the biggest secret of his life and his life goal
fulfilled, which was returned with Lemon giving an annoyed face that
was plastered with the phrase "oh really and".
Ok ok sheesh can't take a little humour now, but what I said is true,
to escape you must become a God yourself, but the process to
become one is well....tedious to say the least. There are three
conditions for it. First is the hardest, you should beat 5 gods in any
form of challenge of their choice, second is the easiest gain the
approval of 20 gods, you might think this to be hard but, this laz
Ahmm *straightening up* benevolent gods are very generous, and
lastly, this is where most people are stuck at, you see, the voice
started to speak like a drug dealer, talking in a lower voice. You got to
do a favour for the gods that helped you out, equivalent exchange
and stuff like that. Most new players ask that question but in all this
time only 10 players had become Gods, so ya that is the process to
become a God. Any more questions? ???
...OK, I understand how to become a god. Now what with the whole thing about not being able to perceive you? Lemon
Ah, ya that, well it's what it sounds like, you cannot comprehend
beings that are above you; ok you are in currently at the beginner
stage, you cannot see anyone from stages that are higher than you
regardless of what level you are and yes you can climb through the
stages and no I am not going to tell you yet so forget any questions
from those lines.???
Lemon fell silent after learning the ways to become a god, and that
there is a tier system, pondering if he had any more questions to ask;
not coming up with anything at the moment he started to speak up
with a bit of regret in his voice but the voice beat him to it, speaking
the sentence that put him at ease.
Even if you have more questions you can ask later; audiences are
getting impatient, so we are moving on.???
Stating that the voice proceeds on its own to what he calls the fun
part.
Now, this is the fun part for everybody, but first, let's see your
status. ???
LEMON
[Ainz ooal gown]
Heteromorphic
Race
Race: Progenitor Vampire
Job: High Apostle(Healing)
Alignment: Neutral~Evil
Sense of justice- 100
HP-120/100 MP-70/100
Phy.Atk-30/100 Phy.Def-80/100
Mag.Atk-40/100 Mag.Def-80/100Agi-50/100
Spe-90/100
Res-70/100
Soul Capacity- 20/100
Unique skill- Psyche Manipulate Ex (cooldown)
Hmm, it seems your status is stuck in this game system, …..no
problem, it will fix itself when you get out of this world. ???
Lemon was looking at the new additions to his status window, but he
suddenly looked up when hearing the comment of the voice.
Wait wait, I can travel from world to world, he asks sceptically, a
slight excitement growing in his heart. Lemon
Ya, the voice answered in disbelieve, how else will you meet 20 Gods
otherwise, hmm, I guess this is as good a time as any, so listen, to
move from world to world a player need to fulfilled 2 condition, one
is to progress your current world to a certain point, then the option
of world travel will open up; the other is well, this one is not a
prerequisite per se, but I recommend it highly: its to find a base for
your travels something like your current base Nazarick is perfect, so I
guess you are fine in that front. ???
Wait, what happens if I don't have one? Lemon
Well, you will start the next world as an ordinary human, well a
vampire in your case, you will only be able to use your Unique skills
till you get yourself a Base. ???
What, he shouted furiously, that is pretty important info, why didn't
you tell me earlier, if you didn't mention it offhandedly I might have
been screwed. Lemon
Lemon's wrath-filled complaint was washed away with the voice's
uncaring remarks.
You didn't ask, and as I said, you already fulfilled the requirement so
I didn't bother. ???
He bit down his irritation to just finish up the time spent with this
voice.Ok came down Lemon, came down don't let it get to you, let's just
focus on the task at hand *Haaaaaa*.
Ok, fine but you better give me some compensation for this too, since
this makes two. Lemon
The voice for the first time gave an irritated sigh at the mention of his
blunder as if he was caught playing around in his work time.
Mmm? Why is he irritated all of a sudden maybe mentioning his
mistake was bad. But why?
Ya ya, I will give something extra, so let's continue, said the voice in
annoyance, so you have a space of 80 soul capacity, ok and the
blessings that you got are, mmm, choose wisely, here. ???
A screen suddenly appeared in front of him that listed 10 blessings
from various gods, most of which he heard the names of.
1) Aphrodite's Gaze(C)- costs 10:-This skill is created from a causal
interest of the Goddess. The receiver of this Blessing gain Charm eyes,
Slight improvement to their physical features, and can gain trust more
easily from anyone they talk to even when the skill is not active.
2)Aja's Knowledge (A+)- cost 20:- The medical knowledge blessed by
the Goddess Aja to further strengthen a practitioner of healing. It gives
further efficiency to healing base techniques and partial control over
nature; especially healing plants.
3)Odin's interest (C)- cost 10:- Is created from a passing interest from
a High God, the skill gives the user higher magical efficiency the lower
their HP.
4)Hermes blessing(B+)- cost 15:- The blessing grants the user heighten
mobility (up to 10Xbase) and give any communication spell the
"Unpeekable" effect.
5)Heka's Protection(B+)- cost 15:- This blessing grants the receiver
higher efficiency for magic; especially Barrier Magic.6)Fortune's Blessing(Ex)- cost 25:- The blessing is created due to a deep interest from a Goddess. It grants immense luck to the receiver and can escape from a life-ending situation 3 times after which the
grade will drop to (C) for 72 hours. The limit will fully restore itself
every day.
7)Loki's interest (A+)- cost 20:- The blessing was created due to your
lies and manipulation, gaining the interest of the god. Grants the
receiver greater magical affinity especially to illusion and manipulate
base magic, Also gain the Effect "Devil's Luck(B)"
8)Istar's gaze(B+)- cost 15:-The Blessing was created due to your
Passion in bed, gaining the excitement of the Goddess. It grants the
receiver Charm eyes, an aura of charm that makes everybody looking
at you a slight charm effect and the ability to Fly for a short duration.
9)Kratos' blessing(A+)- cost 20:- Created due to a bet he lost among his
brothers and is now betting on the small hope of your potential. The
receiver gains proficiency for most weapons, Is strengthened by
100Xbase when holding a weapon and is further strengthened by the
amount of HP loss.
10)Asclepius' snake(B+)- cost 15:- Is created by the god's interest in
the resurrecting magic of an unknown system. A snake tattoo will
appear on one of the receiver's limbs, granting them further healing
prowest, it gives the ability to bring back the death: even from ash 2
times every day and afterwards, the skill becomes C grade for 68
hours. The resurrection will be reduced to 1 for this duration.
11)Soul enlargement(EX)- cost 20:- A skill created by the ???, This skill
lets the holder enlarge their soul in proportion to their growth, the
growth speed depends on the experiences of the holder gains
throughout their journey.
Looking through the names Lemon contemplated on which blessings to
choose, and what effects would help in his future journeys. After 20
mins of assessment, he selected which skills to choose.
Ok, I have chosen these 5 skills. Lemon.
The screen disappeared from his sight and after a few moments, his
status screen appeared, now updated with his new skills.
LEMON
[Ainz ooal gown]
Race: Heteromorphic
Race: Progenitor Vampire
Job: High Apostle(Healing)
Alignment: Neutral~Evil
Sense of justice- 100
HP-120/100 MP-70/100
Phy.Atk-30/100 Phy.Def-80/100
Mag.Atk-40/100 Mag.Def-80/100
Agi-50/100
Res-70/100
Spe-90/100
Soul Capacity- 100/100
Unique skills
1) Psyche Manipulate(Ex) (cooldown)
2) Aja's Knowledge(A+)
3) Soul enlargement(EX) (Not active)
4) Ishtar's gaze(B+)
5) Odin's interests(C)
6) Fortune's Blessing(Ex)
All right, it seems you also took the skill I added as I thought, I knew
it was too good to skip out on, be grateful you have such a goodhearted helper.???
The voice continues on his self-praise monologue as lemon analyse his
stats where he discovers a problem.
Oi voice what is the meaning of this, the skill you are flaunting about
is not even active, care to explain? Lemon
The voice stopped midway on telling how they acquired the skill "
what that can't be"???
It spoke in a soft tone and after a few secs it suddenly shouted out,
"Oh I see, it seems the skill is blocked by the current system you are
in right now, no problem then Hmhm"???
Hey, don't just make sense on your own, explain it to me too. Lemon
When the voice heard him it started to explain condescendingly.
Well, you see, the system you are in right now does not allow any
soul base effect outside of its system, so tough luck, well if you get
out of this system it will automatically activate itself, no point in
blaming me, if anything, blame yourself for starting at such a
restrictive system. ???
After hearing the explanation, Lemon could not say anything to it and,
if that is true then he just has to get out of this system.
"I see then it can't be helped, haaaa", exhaustion spread throughout
his body, and not even motivated to rebuke that he should have told
him beforehand, he continues to check his status.
Ok, then anything left for me to know or is it done now? Lemon
At his unenthusiastic question, the voice was taken aback somewhat,
answering back in mild confusion.
Yes, for the most part. Mum thought you would come back with some
kind of complaint, what a letdown. ???
A ping of annoyance pinched Lemon's heart at the voice comments but
he stopped himself so that he can indulge in his servant afterwards,
with this thought he waited for the voice's monologue to end.
With this Player Lemon is officially out of the prologue section, I
hope you show the Gods an entertaining time with your various deeds. We will probably meet again when you jump to the next world. Byyyye. ???
*BEEP*
Ahhhhhhh haahaahaahaa, what the, looking around he realized he
was back in his room, still naked, Akeno was beside him holding into
his arm; seeing her sleeping peacefully expression calmed his heart, He
remembered the event that just took place as he placed his free hand
on his head.
haaa was that dream real, hahahaha what am I saying,
of course, it's real,..... I need some time to think, oh ya I should check
my stats" Lemon
Thinking that he opened up his status window, confirming
that the new skills are included, cutting off any notion of that being
just a dream.
Ok now what should I do, the voice told me to entertain the gods but
can I do that by doing what I have been doing till now?
While pondering this the door suddenly opened with a *bang* cutting off his thoughts,
looking to the now slightly cracked door he saw a coffee skin woman in
armour striding inside the room.
Oh master you awake, shame I was about to slap you awake if you
weren't. Caenis spoke with a tinge of disappointment as she shook her
head, completely befuddling him for a moment.
What when did you get out of the bathroom, I was sure I roped you
tightly yesterday. Lemon
Hearing that the warrior woman gave a smug look at him, her hands
making a "don't know" motion and spoke self-satisfyingly.
Who knows, maybe you didn't put that much effort into it, I mean
you are still a healer, did you think those ropes could bind me hahaha.
Caenis
Lemon was astonished thinking that the woman was still this brazen to
him, then a soft voice from his side called out to her in a sweet mocking
tone.
Oh, really Caenis-san? I was sure it was you who was crying that she
didn't want to cum anymore not just an hour ago. Akeno
Caenis froze up at the voice like a rabbit to a snake, she turned her
head to see the raven-haired beauty hugging her master's arm, still
naked her long locks draping in front teasing her cherry tips making
the scene even more sensual.
Why are you here I thought you went to get breakfast for master.
Caenis.
She asked in a dumbfounded voice her earlier bravado gone,
shame was plastered on her face now that her teasing was all but
exposed.
The Miko, now oozing superiority squeezed her soft breast even closer
to her master and spoke in a knowing tone.
Well, I did but unlike someone who lost her way I finished my work
quickly. Then She turned to her master speaking in an affectionated
voice The breakfast will be due shortly master please wash up and I
will go fetch it in the meantime saying so Akeno climbed down the
bed exposing her luscious curves to her master, a moment later light
envelope her materializing her usual priestess grabs, a moment of
silence and awe followed the action only to be broken by Akeno herself as
she addresses her fellow servant.
So why was Master called, I hope you at least found that out, or
Did you forget it when you were scheming your little plan? Akeno
Caenis who was staring at her mortified exploded with rage and
replied with anger at the provocation, her body readying to jump
Akeno.
What did you say to me slut? It seems I need to pluck that tongue of
yours. Caenis.
As the two Servent suddenly classed their killing intent to which
Lemon cuts in between the two, his voice deescalating the rising
tension.
Ok you two cut it out, he spoke with force, I get that Ceanis was
trying to provoke me as a form of revenge and she will get her
punishment in due time but that does not give you the right to look
down at her Akeno, no I will not allow you to, to do that is to insult
my creation, so are you insulting me Akeno? Lemon.
He glared at Akeno his eyes probing her for her reply, Akeno had a cold sweat
exposed to this side of her master, she got on her knees, her head
pressed to the ground, and hurriedly formed her reply.
N-No master, I never meant to insult you in any way, please forgive
this foolish servant for her rude attitude towers over one of your
creations, I had misspoken. Akeno.
She felt fear as if the world around her was crumbling away; the only light that guided her had disappeared suddenly, the fear of death was secondary but the fear
that she has angered her master, her creator, her one and only God,
and the fear that she will be thrown away, deemed useless grips her
heart, her head was filled with regret for her action as tears started to
form on her wet eyes, as the silence continues she even contemplate
that she would rather be killed by her master now than to be thrown
away as a useless thing, while she was lost in her dark despair, her
master finally spoke up in a somewhat tired and helpless tone.
Ok then Akeno, stand up, come on, Good, ey you are even crying, shit,
I don't have anything to wipe that off right now. Lemon was at a loss
for her sudden turn of emotion, he just wanted to tell Akeno and
Ceanis to stop being at each other's throats and spoke with a little
force, he did not imagine Akeno would break down in this fashion.
Forming a self-reflecting smile he climbed down from the bed holding
the blanket, he wiped the tear and a little snot from her face as she
silently gaze at him like a child who was waiting for their punishment.
Ok, that's better now, how about you caenis you want me to wipe
your tears too? Lemon
Realizing she was being talked to caenis was snapped back to reality
from her dark thoughts, touching her face at the mention of tears she felt her face too was wet with tears, prompting her to wipe them off in
a hurry eliciting a soft smile from Lemon.
Ok sorry for that, I didn't think you two would react that intensely to
a little scolding. Lemon spoke in a soothing tone to calm their minds
and hearts.
Don't worry I am not angry anymore ok. Lemon
His remark made Akeno flustered and with a somewhat shakey voice,
she promptly responded.
N-No I am ashamed that we brought about a
situation that elicited a scolding from Master, I will promptly strive
to improve my behaviour. Akeno.
Saying so Akeno gave him a relieved smile, her violet eyes filled with the will of self-improvement, her cheek was still wet but the despair that filled her was gone.
I I see, that's good as long as you learn. He was taken aback by the
sudden explosion of enthusiasm from Akeno but thinking this was fine,
ignored it, he next faced Caenis and she too locked eyes with him, but
unlike Akeno she did not suddenly kneel and apologize nor give a
sudden conviction of self-improvement, their silent stares endure for
some time but eventually her gaze started to wonder till finally, she
went down on her knees, her spine still straight.
I am sorry master for the attitude I showed toward you and for
starting to engage in a petty fight over my mistake, I....don't know if
I can change that much but I promise to strive to correct my attitude,
so please forgive me. Caenis.
She bit down on her lips as if enduring a burden, saying her apology in the only way she could, proud and conceited but with a pinch of guilt and self-reflection, she lowered her
crest as a sign of apology, which to him was a surprise knowing how
proud she was.
Receiving apologies from both his servants Lemon was quick to forgive
them.
Good it seems you both reflect on your behaviours before
something major happens, I hope you two maintain this attitude
when interacting in the future. Lemon
Saying that much he turns to Akeno.
So Akeno what was that about Ains calling me earlier? Lemon
At the question, she responded with the grace befitting of a Miko.
Yes, a few hours ago a maid came to deliver a request for an audience
from Ains-sama, but due to our inability to wake Master up, the maid
returned with Ceanis to ascertain the contents of the summons.
Akeno
Hearing the explanation, he turned to Ceanis to which she told him
that Ainz wants to meet him to discuss the information they got from
the villagers.
Ok, then I *growl*.....need to eat something first. Lemon.
Rubbing his empty stomach he told Akeno to bring his breakfast. As Akeno
hurried out of the room his eyes landed back on Caenis, she was now
standing at the corner of the room, her posture relaxed when she noticed
he was looking at her, she stiffened a little and looked away.
So how is life treating you, I heard you visit the 5th floor often. Lemon
Hearing her master's casual question she gave a small snort, relaxing
her shoulders and gave a replay still facing away.
Ya, been there a few times, since those guys are pretty tough and they are also resistant to most of my attacks, but that will get boring awful fast. Caenis.
Saying that she turned to look at him, pondering her next words for a few
seconds, and she spoke up.
Hey, Master, I know that requesting from a supreme being is wrong and all but, can I go outside, I mean it's been a few days and all I have done are eat, fuck, sleep and the
occasional stress relief on the 5th floor. Caenis
Hearing her request lemon gave a thin smile.
Hehe, she can be cute if she tries, but hmm well I guess it's fine what
she says is true, though can't give her the carrot too easily.
That's true you have been coup up, ok next time I go out I will bring
you with me, happy. Lemon
Really, all right, I will follow you everywhere boss. She clenched her fist
and was brimming with excitement on hearing his reply. Then she
turned to him about to ask further
*knock knock*
Master this is Narberal Gamma, I have come to fetch you for your breakfast or would you like us to bring your food instead? Narberal
The knocks interrupted Caenis and she hurriedly fell silent, Realizing
her intentions Lemon replied.
No, I am coming out and Caenis we will continue this later. Lemon
On hearing him Caenis gave a shrug displaying her casual attitude. No problem it's nothing anyway, I will be on standby here, call me when it's time. Caenis
Saying so she walked towards the sofa as he walked to the door, On
opening it, he was greeted by a cool beauty wearing a similar maid
uniform to Yuri, her figure is a little smaller compared to Yuri's and,
gave off a more icer aura than Yuri adding a feeling of mystery to her,
her eyes and hair the same black, her hair was tied up in a ponytail
that falls till her waist.
Thank you, please follow me this way Lemon sama. Narberal
Giving him a graceful bow, she started to away.
Hmm, if Yuri was the Office lady type then she would be more of the
student council type. Lemon
Thinking this he followed her.