I woke up yawning, stretching my back and arms like there was no tomorrow.
I was so tired that it felt like I had been hit by a truck
I gazed down and saw my phone, my mood had been completely ruined.
I had fallen asleep reading this brand-new trashy web novel from this beginner author, no wonder I had felt like that.
"Damn, this garbage ass novel just ruined my mood again".
The main character of "The Goddess's Beautiful World" was in love with the female lead in a world where women were superior due to the amazing goddess of creation but in my opinion, the women were just too broken.
You couldn't even compare the men to the women, how could the average man be weaker than F-rank women? The men were literally defenseless in the story.
He did all he could to be with said female lead but because he was weak due to the world's laws he was just constantly getting sexually assaulted by the girls around him.
There was one part where they were even dating at one point in the story, but the female lead's best friend forcefully did it with the protagonist on the desk in front of the female lead, but the excuse was that she was too focused on studying when it happened right in front of her.
There was a trash plot hole saying that the goddess set holy laws saying that the men were protected from the women who had no good reason or intentions but the main character was constantly getting assaulted. Was there no divine intervention protecting the men?
The excuse was he gave in to the other women's desires because they forced him and that he didn't want his crush to find out but hello? the divine intervention?
How can he get assaulted and then get blackmailed isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Wasn't the divine intervention supposed to protect him in the first place?
That wasn't even the main problem because did the author even proofread their work? How can they constantly mix up he and she, i had to pay hard attention to the names to understand what was happening and who was talking. Even if it was translated couldn't they have at least made sure? It was just a one-letter difference that would have been a game-changer.
Not saying that I could write any better though. I even left a mean comment ridiculing their writing.
I took a deep breath and sighed, I sat there for a good five minutes realizing what was I even mad for.
After I had thought about it I realised I was being pretty harsh just because of a bad week at work and I vented on this poor author. I honestly should delete that comment, it made me feel kinda bad the fact it was their first web novel and they seemed pretty new to writing, I hope the author hasn't seen it yet.
I quickly searched for the comment and it said I had posted it 3 hours ago. Wow, I didn't nap long? I wonder why I felt so tired, I can only hope that the author hasn't seen it yet. As I clicked delete comment I noticed it wouldn't delete.
"What the hell? Is the site glitched or something?"
"Did you think I wouldn't notice my fans comment?"
A woman's voice came from right in front of me
"What the fuck?!"
There was a beautiful woman with silver hair and ruby eyes, she was wearing some type of white dress and she was standing right in front of me. Is she the author? Did she somehow hack my information and find my address info? But what was crazy was that she was standing in front of me while I never even noticed. I don't blame that female lead anymore since this just happened to me, please forgive me for doubting something like that was not feasible.
"Umm… excuse me? How long have you been-"
"I've been here for about 4 hours"
What? Impossible she's been here that whole time? At least this explains that she isn't some intelligent hacking author if she was here for that long. Wait doesn't that make me more blind and deaf than that female lead?
I quickly maneuvered to my knees, bowing with my head down while still on my bed, and spoke.
"Wait y-you… umm, w-who,"
Damn it! I was so shaken that this random stranger popped up in my room without my notice and she was gorgeous at that.
"Calm down"
"Okay?"
"I'm guessing you know why I'm here?"
"No, I have no clue?"
"Guess"
"Are you a stalker"
"Yes, I am the wait! Hold on just a minute why would I stalk a loser like you!!!"
"So this isn't my popular phase?"
"Hell no! I am the Goddess of Creation Alexia and the author of the web novel 'The Goddess's Beautiful World' you made fun of!"
"Pfft… Ahahahhaha!!! Goddess of what?!"
I couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably what did she say? I always thought that beauties tended to be kinda dumb from the anime I watched but this person was just delusional, did she actually think she was the goddess from that poorly-written web novel?
As I couldn't contain my laughter the woman started to grit her teeth.
"Stop laughing you fucking asshole!"
As she glared at me and snapped her fingers with her upset expression, my room vanished and we somehow teleported to a white room
I started falling because even my bed vanished, I landed on my face with my rear end facing up in the air.
"Ouch! That hurt!"
I then quickly shot up with my head up facing the woman but I remained on my knees to remain respectful, I also shot up as quickly as possible not because of the pain of falling on my face but just because it was an embarrassing position.
I then realized what had happened, was this person really a goddess? No, she had to be one, if I think clearly about what I had just seen, it was not explainable.
I'll have to think more carefully about what to say from now on, she just teleported me, and for some reason, I felt that if I angered her she could easily smite me if she wanted to. It's best to just be cautious and follow along.
"Umm… Ms goddess? What do you want from me?"
The goddess grinned with a face of superiority.
"Finally my little pookie bear understands that I'm a goddess," she said in a humiliating tone
What the hell did I just get myself into? Did I say something wrong by accident? No, it seems that she liked it, Is she some type of sadistic goddess or something? I have to slow down, I tried to calm down my emotions before my son and I both completely got excited.
"Oh miss goddess, please forgive thy rudeness, for I, a mere mortal did not know of thou-"
"Shut up! What the fuck are you babbling on about"
I looked up dumbfounded at the goddess. Did she not like that?
"I'm sorry goddess Alexia please continue"
"Now before we get started… may you please take off your clothes," she said as she blushed.
'What the fuck is going on!!!'
Isn't this really just my popular phase?! Is it gonna start with a goddess of all people?!!