When your girlfriend gets angry and throws a tantrum, you silently wait for her to finish. At this point, she will complain that you are not even willing to argue with her.
At this time, you say to her: "Every time you get angry, you look so beautiful that I can't get enough of it. You're so stunningly beautiful, I can't bear to interrupt you!"
Flirty Talk 1:
There are three kinds of horses in this world. The first is called a dark horse, the second is called a BMW, and the third is called a 'kissing' horse (imagine the sound of a passionate kiss).
Flirty Talk 2:
Man: I didn't sleep well last night.
Woman: Why?
Man: Because the blanket was too light, it couldn't hold down my feelings for you.
Flirty Talk 3:
Man: Why do you always touch my things?
Woman: What did I touch?
Man: You always touch my heart.
Flirty Talk 4:
Man: Do you know why the character for 'heart' has three dots?
Woman: Why?
Man: One dot for loving you, one for missing you, and one for spoiling you.
Flirty Talk 5:
Man: I bet you must be very lonely, right?
Woman: Why do you ask?
Man: Because you always live alone in my heart.
Flirty Talk 6:
Man: Do you know why Hou Yi left one sun when he shot down the others?
Woman: Why?
Man: So that we can bask in our love.
Flirty Talk 7:
Man: XX, let me ask you, how long have you been single?
Woman: I've been single for XX.
Man: Ah! Sorry to have made you wait so long.
Flirty Talk 8:
Man: XX, do you know the difference between you and a fairy?
Woman: Because she is XXX?
Man: No, because fairies fly in the sky, and you can only be in my arms.
Flirty Talk 9:
Man: Do you know what Ash Ketchum says when he throws a Poké Ball in Pokémon?
Woman: "I choose you."
Man: Right, "I choose you."
Flirty Talk 10:
(Suitable for confessions)
Man: Can you tell me, among grandfather, father, and husband, which one is not related to you by blood?
Woman: Husband.
Man: What's wrong, wife!
Flirty Talk 11:
(Suitable for confessions)
Man: XX, do you know what number represents a lifetime commitment?
Woman: What number?
Man: It's six.
Woman: Why?
Man: Make the number six with your hand and show me.
[The woman makes a 'six' with her hand, and the man does the same, then hooks his little finger with hers, and their thumbs touch, forming a heart shape.]
Man: We have a deal now.
Flirty Talk 12:
Man: XX, if you were a painter, what do you think I should be?
Woman: What? A model?
Man: An illustrator (she should understand immediately).
Flirty Talk 13:
(Suitable for confessions)
Man: XX, I think our friendship can only last until today.
Woman: Why? Don't you want to be friends with me anymore?
Man: Right, we can't be friends anymore, because from now on, we can only talk about love.
Flirty Talk 14:
Man: Sigh, I've been thinking about changing my name recently.
Woman: What name do you want to change to?
Man: Loving You Forever.
Flirty Talk 15:
(Suitable for students)
Man: I've been doing poorly in exams recently, do you know why?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because no matter what I write, the final answer always turns out to be you.
Flirty Talk 16:
Man: Let me ask you, people can't live without oxygen, but I can survive, do you know why?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because I have you, my little troublemaker.
Flirty Talk 17:
(Suitable for confessions, limited to office or classroom settings)
Man: Look at all these pens in my hand, do you know which one I like the most?
Woman: Which one?
Man: This baby (pointing to the woman he wants to confess to)!
Flirty Talk 18:
Man: Let me ask you, do you know where the real end of the earth is?
Woman: I don't know.
Man: I don't know either, but I'm willing to go there with you.
Flirty Talk 19:
Man: Suddenly, I feel that I can never win if I play hide and seek with you.
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you can't hide love.
Flirty Talk 20:
Man: I think you make me feel sick.
Woman: Why?
Man: Because I