Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Neverville, there lived a Princess with bright blue eyes and sunny blonde hair. She was a beauty, the most beautiful woman in all of the kingdoms and across.
Many drooled, and men stumbled at her feet. She had just one mission and that was... Not being an asshole.
I really have lost my muse for writing a good story startups...
Anyways, that was garbage, there is no kingdom, no princess, just a random blondie with big blue eyes about to get the worst embarrassment of her life. A not-so-tall and not-so-slender-looking lady with milk skin cause of her half-Asian and Italian genes.
She was just about to make the worst mistake, and no matter how hard I tried to stop her, she just wouldn't listen.
"Common Bash, think carefully before making any decision," I said to her, trying so hard to sink my reasonable words in her head. But this stupid clown's mind was made up.
