"Push harder Madame!"
"Aargh!!!! I'm trying!!!!!" A voice that seems to be going through pain can be heard coming from a dimly lit room.
"Keep on pushing Madame, you can do it!" The voices of two worried female healers reverberate through the room.
They have been trying to aid and speed up the labor of a marquis for over 8 hours but all of their efforts have been futile. If the marquis had been a normal human, she would have been long dead.
"Arrrghhhh!" Another round of cries reverberate throughout the room, as the woman who seems to be in labor, finally gathers all of the strength she can muster to push out the baby in her womb. While the veins on her neck and forehead look like they are about to pop, her cervix spreads open and the baby is finally welcomed into the world.
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I see Diablo snap his finger, and then I get vaporized into the large vortex of spiritual aura. As I enter the large vortex, I feel my soul moving at a terrifying speed, even faster than the speed of light.
While my soul is being enveloped by the puddle of spiritual aura, I can see different galaxies, planets, and solar systems. What gives me the creeps the most is the planet that looks like a demon's head. The planet is also pulsating with a cyan glow in a segment of its surface, making me ponder about the types of creatures living there.
Suddenly, the spiritual aura that is enveloping me increases its pace, making my soul tremble as it is absorbed into a huge brown and blue planet that is 50 times bigger than Earth.
"Aargh!!!"
I scream inwardly as I feel my soul fading away the closer I get to the planet.
POOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!
A sizzling sound explodes from the spiritual aura enveloping me as my soul pierces through the surface of the planet like a shooting star.
Blump! Blump!
A low squishy sound ripples as I enter the planet, and the spiritual aura separates from me. I'm surprised to find myself inside a confined dark room, as I was expecting my soul to crash into a corpse, like the isekai novels I had read on webnovel platform and animes I watched on Crunchyroll.
"Eh, where am I? Am I going to spend another round...." Before I can finish my musings, I feel a pair of claw-like objects grab me on my head and begin to pull me out of the confined space.
"Get off me! You damned demon!" I curse as I struggle to escape the grip of the persistent claws. I'm struggling to escape because I think I'm going through some sort of tribulation due to my bad karma.
Opening my eyes to finally see the warm and cozy sensation that is sheathing me, I see a female giant in plain brown clothes, holding me and staring into my eyes with a creepy smile.
While I'm inspecting the giant, my eyes suddenly turn blurry, and strange characters begin to appear in my view.
Ding!
[You have acquired the Bad Luck system. The God of death sympathized with you for dying pathetically.]
[You have been gifted with a divine rod.]
[You have acquired unlimited karma.]
[Your meat rod is the tool you will use to rise to the top. Grow stronger and master the arts of Agus.]
|STATS|
[BEGINNERS MODE]
[Race: Human]
[World: Pandora]
[Age: 0]
[Strength: 0.5]
[Agility: 0.5]
[Stamina: 0.5]
[Charm: 5]
[Perspective: 10 (for milk only]
[Mental Resistance: null]
[SKILLS]
[System Note: The system is in the beginner's mode as the host is still a baby. The system upgrade is divided into 3 tiers, the second tier will be unlocked when the host is 5 years old]
Eh...Where the fuck am I?
What... A Bad Luck system?! After spending my entire life with bad luck. Now, I have been reincarnated with a bad luck system. And what the hell are those damned skills?
Cuteness overload and Puppy eyes huh... Looks like some pretty nice skills, fufu.
I grin inwardly as I try to comprehend what has just occurred as the strange characters disappear from my view. Next, I try to talk and move my body, but I realize that I'm in the body of a baby.
PAAHH!!
A sudden striking lash lands on my tender buttocks while I'm still in deep thoughts.
"Fuck! What the hell is that, bitch!" I curse as the healer lashes my buttocks with a ruler, expecting me to cry like an infant. Nonetheless, my curses and swears end up coming out of my mouth like a newborn's cry.
"Waaaah~"
"Waaaah~"
"Waaaah~"
"Fufufu, he's so cute, marquis, I'm jealous of you," the healer giggles while her colleague separates my umbilical cord from my placenta.
"Narla, let me see my baby," the marquis who seem to be my mother replies. Although she's very tired and about to pass out at any moment, her motherly instinct is yearning for me, her baby.
The young healer named Narla nods her head and passes me to my mother.
I find myself in the arms of my mother who seems to be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Her short white hair awkwardly hangs over a thin, enchanting face with narrow green eyes set gracefully atop a petite nose and her soft skin complements her eyes and cheekbones, giving her the appearance of a goddess.
"Wow, my mom is so beautiful!" I blurt out. However, all my mother can hear is the giggling of a baby.
"Aww, so charming," mom mutters and hugs me tightly to herself.
Suddenly, my hands unconsciously move towards my mother's huge breasts that are completely bare. Although I'm trying to stop myself from behaving like a baby, alas I don't have control over my babyish intuitions.
"Oh, my baby is hungry, don't worry mommy will feed you..." My mom mumbles and puts one of her breasts that's leaking with milk inside my mouth, and she falls asleep immediately after I begin to suck her breast.
After all, she has been going through the stress of childbirth for 8 hours straight.
"Hey Narla, don't you see that the Marquis's son has a big rod and balls despite being just a day old! It's even bigger than my husband's own," the second healer whispers to Narla, causing me to raise my eyebrows and unconsciously try to close my laps.
Narla turns her head and stares at the big lump of meat in between my legs.
"Holy cow... It's huge!" Narla blurts out and takes the initiative to touch my balls since my mother is asleep.
"Noooo~ not the balls, that's rude! I'm 43 years old for crying out loud!" I curse as the nurses examine my balls with red faces. However, there is nothing I can do against them for now. So all I do is cry, but my mother is unable to hear me since she is already exhausted and needs some rest.
And in this moment, I made up my mind to get revenge against these women in the future.
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