My ame is Lu Fang, and I'm a little panicked right now.
Lu Fang sat on the chair with an embarrassed face, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he looked at the girl in front of him with an irritable face and kept tapping the remote control in his hand.
The girl knocked on the remote control a few times, and the irritability on her face became more and more obvious.
Her eyes looked at Lu Fang, and her eyes were full of eyes that wanted to stab a person.
However, the girl still forced out a smile, "Lu Fang, Lu Fang, I really didn't expect that your declining god physique could affect my temple."
Lu Fang smiled awkwardly, and then wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
It all happened so suddenly, he didn't even react.
Things have to start from when he was born, he was born with a declining god physique, and he was unlucky wherever he went.
He will step on dog poop when he walks, he will definitely break down when he hitchhikes, he can choke on eating, he can choke on water, and he is lucky to live to be twenty years old.
Just yesterday, when he was reading a novel in the dormitory in the middle of the night, that is, he turned over and changed his position, but he didn't expect the fence on the bed to break, and he fell off the two-meter-high bed.
And then he died inexplicably.
Lu Fang was speechless enough for his life, he thought he could be liberated, but who knew that after he died, he came to this temple and met the person in front of him who claimed to be the reincarnated goddess.
At first, the goddess's attitude towards him was okay, after all, she could still deal with reincarnation while watching TV.
But as the land side stayed longer, everything changed.
The goddess's seat collapsed, the teacup shattered for no apparent reason, the snack became moldy, and most importantly, the remote control and the TV broke at the same time.
"Hehe, Lord Goddess, you see that I've been here for a long time, why don't you hurry up and go through the reincarnation procedures for me?"
Lu Fang asked worriedly.
"Okay,
" the goddess looked at Lu Fang impatiently, "Since you love reading novels so much, I'll reincarnate you into the world of novels."
Hearing this, Lu Fang's heart suddenly rejoiced, this relationship is good, reincarnated as a protagonist, all kinds of pretending to beep and slap his face, I am too familiar with this routine.
"What's that, Lord Goddess, is there a system or something, I'll go to the new world
to take care of it" Lu Fang thought that the protagonists didn't all take the system to install beep, and he also wanted a system to lead him to install beeps everywhere.
"What do you think the system is, this thing still has to be programmed, do you want the old lady to be bald? It would be good to be able to reincarnate you"
The goddess said viciously, completely lacking the gentleness and generosity when they first met.
"Then can you change my physique, my luck is too weak, I don't want to hang up at the beginning,"
Lu Fang said uneasily.
"Okay, people will not always be unlucky in life, you were unlucky in the last life, and your luck in the next life will definitely be against the sky"
The goddess said impatiently.
Immediately the void was pointed at, and the reincarnation interface appeared, all of which were fictional worlds.
The goddess casually clicked on one of them and let Lu Fang reincarnate in the past.
But just as the land side was transferring, the reincarnation interface suddenly turned red, and then, the entire room turned red.
", something is wrong with the system, you decaying god, the world you are going to will become..."
"What? what did you say? what it became, you said it clearly"
Before the goddess could finish speaking, Lu Yi was transferred out, and he suddenly screamed in his heart, feeling that his decaying god physique had taken effect again.
...
"Am I being reborn"
Lu Fang opened his eyes in the haze, looking around.
It was a small room, dimly lit, except for an old light bulb that shimmered faintly.
The air was filled with the smell of blood and a pungent stench.
Lu Fang felt a little sick and wanted to leave this ghost place.
But as soon as he tried to stand up, he found that he was actually tied up, and his body was still a little sore.
Suddenly, Lu Fang's head ached, and a string of memories that shouldn't have belonged to him began to flood into his mind.
It turned out that Lu Fang was reborn into a person with the same name and surname, also known as Lu Fang.
The original owner of this body was an executive of a company, and dozens of people were in charge of it.
It stands to reason that it is easy to find a girlfriend under the condition of this original owner.
But the original owner fell in love with an intern named Jiang Xue under his department.
However, despite the original owner's efforts and every effort to please her, he failed to please others.
Later, after investigation, the original owner found that this Jiang Xue was actually very close to the security guard downstairs of the company.
The original owner was very angry, so he found a group of thugs he knew, planning to teach the security guard a lesson.
Who knows, more than a dozen thugs found by the original owner besieged the security guard, but they were knocked down by three or two blows.
Not only that, but they also found out that it was the original owner, and by the way, the original owner was also beaten.
Later, the original owner was angry, so he found another group of people and kidnapped Jiang Xue, intending to blackmail the security guard, and then teach him a hard lesson.
As you can imagine, the person he found was taught a lesson again, and he also created a chance for the security guard to be a hero and save the beauty.
And he himself was tied up by the security guard.
After integrating the memories of the original owner, Lu Fang's whole person was numb, didn't he travel to a villain.
Because the security guard he provoked was called Ye Chen, who had just returned from abroad some time ago, proficient in more than a dozen Chinese, singing and dancing rap, phew, and was an all-round talent who combined drag racing, cooking, medical skills, and talents.
But such a person, he actually became a security guard.
Isn't this a proper protagonist of the novel?
On the other hand, on the Lu side, the company's executives, who kidnapped the company's female colleagues at the beginning, are still the kind that have a good relationship with Ye Chen, isn't this a proper little villain.
It's still the kind that doesn't survive more than ten chapters at the beginning.
Although Lu Fang has not read this novel, he has read a
similar one, basically read one, and the plots of the other eight hundred books are similar.
Lu Fang could already guess his next fate, that is, he was broken by Ye Chen, expelled from Jiangnan City, or directly evaporated from the world.
"Okay, this life is against the sky, you just give me such a start?"
"I was finally reborn once, and you actually let me lose so completely
" "Blanched"
Lu Fang was very panicked, and he had already scolded the goddess who was responsible for his reincarnation hundreds of times in his heart.
Da Da -
At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door.
Lu Fang sighed in his heart, he was still coming.
He looked up and saw a man with short hair, who didn't look handsome, but was very sunny, walked in.
"Lu Fang, didn't you say that I couldn't stay in Jiangnan, can you still say this now"
Ye Chen looked at Lu Fang coldly, with a hint of killing intent in his eyes.
Lu Fang suddenly panicked, this is not what he said, at that time, the original owner called more than a dozen gangsters, and he wanted to say ruthless words when he was in his prime, who knew that he was beaten by Ye Chen.
Feeling that Ye Chen was not good, Lu Fang estimated that he would either be killed or broken this time, no matter which one was not the result he wanted.
Lu Fang's brain is running at a high speed, and he usually says something at this time.
Speak ruthlessly? That dies faster.
Begging for mercy doesn't seem to work.
Just when the land side was in a dilemma, the room that was already a little smelly was even more smelly.
Lu Fang couldn't help but hold his breath, and Ye Chen in front of him couldn't help frowning.
Lu Fanggang wanted to ask what it tasted like, but then he felt that between his two strands, there was some wetness, which was actually the urine left by the original owner.