"I'm really telling you something serious!" I said with a frown.
The bitch nodded: "Yes, I'm telling you something serious, brother, if you buy the newspaper, I can really give you nude photos!"
"Take a nude photo of your grandma! My matter is very urgent, someone might die!"
"That's right, I invested more than 3,000 yuan in these newspapers! If they don't sell, people will really die! I will jump off the building and commit suicide!"
I collapsed, nodded repeatedly, and took out ten dollars from my pocket: "I'll buy it! I'll buy five copies!! Now shut your mouth and listen to me, okay?"
The bitch showed a victorious smile and made an OK gesture. I threw the money on the coffee table and said, "Zhou Chengwen and Gao Yu are here. Gao Yu went to the museum last night and wanted to steal your grandmother's milk. I also saw a big bleeding..."
Before I could finish speaking, the bitch interrupted again. He stood up and asked excitedly: "What? Dare you steal my grandma's milk?!" The bitch's voice was very affectionate, and those who didn't know thought it. Is it really his grandma... I'll give it up. Has my grandma lost her ten-cent relationship with you? Do you need to be so excited? And slap the fucking table...
I quickly pressed my hands to signal him not to get excited, and then continued: "I saw the eldest sister last night. She was controlled by Gao Yu and completely lost her mind. Not only did she help Gao Yu steal your ancestral milk, but she also used Yin Qi to Attacked me, and then I injured her and sealed her up. As for Gao Yu...it was too chaotic last night, and he ran away while I was trying to save others."
"How is eldest sister now?" The bitch realized the seriousness of the matter and finally became serious.
"The eldest sister's problem is easy to talk about. Although I don't know the solution, the old men in the Taoist Association should have a solution. After all, they have been Taoist priests all their lives and are well-informed. There should be no problem in removing the eldest sister's control. What I am worried about now is Zhou Chengwen and Gao Yu will come to retaliate. You participated in the roundup of Gao Yu, and you also participated in the capture of Zhou Chengwen. These two people probably will not let you go. With your current ability, let alone Zhou Chengwen Cheng Wen, even Gao Yu can't deal with you! Gao Yu was born in a Taoist family and started practicing martial arts at a very young age. He is much better than you, a halfway monk. In addition, he is also a corpse breeder and carries many powerful weapons with him. Any ghost you take out is enough for you to drink a pot, you..."
The bitch interrupted me again: "Is it impossible? It's not possible, is it? It's not possible? Senior brother, you don't believe in my strength!"
"It's not that I don't believe in your strength, you are really no match for Gao Yu. Zhou Chengwen will not only deal with you, but also my parents and Ningrou, and maybe even your parents and girlfriend. In a week or so, I will leave again I came to you this time just to discuss a countermeasure with you and see how you will fight against Zhou Chengwen and Gao Yu after I leave."
"Oh, what should I do? It would be better if you were here. You could beat Zhou Chengwen and the others, but if you leave, no one here can beat Zhou Chengwen."
"Don't be afraid." I comforted: "The fox demon is about the same strength as me, and she can also block Zhou Chengwen. Now the fox demon has completely integrated into my family, and she usually behaves very well. But the problem is, there is only one fox demon. And my parents, Xu Xiaoling, you, your parents, your girlfriend, there are seven people in total. It is impossible for the fox demon to take care of seven people at the same time. The fox demon can only protect six people, which means that the other six people are in danger. "I I didn't tell the truth to the bitch, I can block Zhou Chengwen, but the fox demon can completely destroy me!
The bitch also showed a bitter look on his face: "How are we going to live in the future? Hey, hey, hey, hey..."
I was also a little upset, so I said to the bitch: "Take the guy and follow me to the forensic identification center. Your grandma faked a corpse and killed someone last night, and now she was thrown into the forensic identification center. Let's go there and take a look now." The corpse was parked in the museum a few days ago, and it was inconvenient for us to do it. Now it is parked at the forensic identification center. We can try to get rid of the wet corpse completely, otherwise it will be a trouble in the future. Maybe she will kill more people. As a descendant of Taoism , we cannot see this happening."
The bitch still had a bitter look on his face: "Brother, we can't protect ourselves now, so we have to look for wet corpses. If we have that time, we might as well look for Zhou Chengwen and Gao Yu."
I shook my finger: "Actually, if we look for wet corpses, we might find Gao Yu. Have you forgotten? Gao Yu has always wanted to find wet corpses. Maybe he will also go to the forensic identification center. We will eliminate them for the people." At the same time, maybe we can find Gao Yu to fight..."
...
Then the bitch and I went straight to the forensic identification center.
It stands to reason that the wet corpse is an antique and should not be here, but last night the wet corpse killed someone in front of the police. This requires legal procedures. The forensic doctor must identify the body that has been dead for more than two hundred years. Why would you jump up and kill yourself?
By daytime, Shishi had lost the ability to move. I don't know why, but she was like this every day.
We had already greeted policeman Chen, who knew our identities and was very enthusiastic about us. The reason why I was able to get out of the police station so quickly was thanks to his help. When we arrived at the entrance of the Forensic Identification Center, Lao Chen was already waiting for us at the door.
As soon as I got off the car, Lao Chen laughed and said, "Xiaolong, you've been really busy lately. I can't find anyone for help. A few months ago, the police encountered a supernatural case, and Jiannan helped to deal with it." Of."
"Oh? Is there something else like this? Jian Nan didn't tell me... bitch, what's going on?"
The bitch pretended that it was a piece of cake, but in fact he said with a very pretentious expression: "It's a trivial matter, so don't mention it!"
Old Chen is an old man. One look at the bitch's expression and he knew what he was thinking. He hurriedly said: "Where is the trivial matter? Without Jian Nan's help, we still can't solve the case!"
I was slightly interested. As I walked towards the Forensic Identification Center building, I asked, "Oh? What kind of case is it?"
Lao Chen said: "The general situation of the case is this. There are several new office buildings in the south of the city, and one of them is particularly evil! But if it is just an ordinary evil house, we don't need our police to dispatch it, but that office building is frequently A security guard jumps off a building! On average, a security guard jumps off a building and dies in three days! People are so panicked that no one rushes to work as security guards. Due to the frequent homicides, our police attach great importance to it."
Lao Chen paused for a moment and continued: "We received the report on January 17th. It was almost the Chinese New Year at that time. Everyone had gone home for the holidays and there were few people on duty. As the captain, my family was in Qiqi. Ling Shi could only return to the team and take people to check it out in person. But after checking, this supernatural event happened! I felt a gust of wind and shivered. Then I looked at Xiao Wang who was going with me. He walked towards the elevator with dull eyes and kept repeating one word...die!!"
"Because I have dealt with many supernatural incidents, I asked Jiannan for some amulets a while ago. I knew that Xiao Wang was possessed by a ghost, and the reason why I was not possessed was because I had amulets on me! So I hurriedly I took off the amulet around my neck and pressed it on Xiao Wang's forehead. I heard a faint ghost cry, and Xiao Wang finally woke up. Then we ran out of the building and hurriedly asked Jiannan for help!!"
Jian Nan picked up the end of the conversation: "I was counting stars with my girlfriend at the time. Uncle Chen called me and said he was in trouble. I quickly put on my underwear and ran downstairs..."
"Wait a minute!" I interrupted him and asked: "You count stars without wearing underwear?"
"Oh, I was at home. What's wrong with wearing something cooler? Brother, why are you asking so many questions? Are you just listening to the story, or do you care about whether I'm wearing underwear or not?" The bitch was not happy anymore.
It's obviously you who insists on lifting your underwear, right? How would I know if you didn't mention it...
The bitch continued to spit and dance and said: "By the way, when I rushed to the scene, I found that both Uncle Chen and Brother Wang had signs of Yin Qi invading their bodies! I quickly recommended the Niu family's secret recipe 'Super Invincible Niu B' to them Hidden Secret Pai Oil Tea'! Long-term use can achieve the effect of bragging without drafting, and Yin Qi cannot invade the body! Ma Ma no longer has to worry about my studies, so easy!! Without further ado, I rushed to the office building later , and found that there were indeed evil spirits inside! I strongly condemned them, but they not only refused to listen, but also wanted to throw me down! So I got furious, took out the Shadow Sword and Bagua Mirror, and threw those Kill all the evil spirits!!" As he said that, the bitch made two gestures.
...
Just as we were about to reach the forensic identification room, we heard a few exclamations and crunching noises from in front of us. Lao Chen said, "The sound came from... the identification room!"
The three of us looked at each other and ran forward quickly!
Arriving at the door of the forensic identification room, Lao Chen hurriedly knocked on the door: "What happened inside? Open the door quickly!"
The door was opened, and I found five people standing in the room, three forensic doctors in white coats, and the other two were...Captain Gou Shi and the woman named Chen Weiting! Why are they here?
There was an iron window in the center of the room, and Shi Zhi was imprisoned on the iron bed with ropes. Maybe he was afraid that she would suddenly jump up and hurt someone... At this time, Shi Zhi had a big gash in his belly and his scalp was cut. It opened up a big piece and made people get goosebumps all over! She was struggling at this time and wanted to jump up, but unfortunately her movement was restricted by the iron bed, so she could only move back and forth, causing the iron window to move on the floor, making bursts of harsh sounds.
The rope is broken! The rope binding her arms broke!
At this moment, I heard the bitch next to me shout heartbreakingly: "Grandma! How could they be so cruel to you?! My heart is like, hey hey hey hey..."
I gave him a violent shudder and whispered: "Stop singing! Find a way to deal with her quickly!"