Although this female corpse is as dry as a mummy, it is quite strong! Even though the bitch doesn't have the skills like me, he has been practicing all year round, so he can fight three of them with no problem, and he is also very strong. There is no reason why he would be caught by this female corpse who can't even walk steadily.
There is something weird!
This female corpse is not simple! !
The female corpse's hand grabbed the bitch's chin! The bitch never panics in the face of danger! He took out the palm-sized Universe Mirror from his pocket and pressed it against the forehead of the female corpse! But I know, this is definitely useless! Because there is absolutely no Yin Qi in the wet corpse, ordinary methods of dealing with ghosts will definitely be ineffective against this wet corpse! So I took action too." "Novel chapters are updated the fastest...?br/>
I held the bitch's shoulder with one hand, then raised my foot to kick the shrewd corpse in the chest! Get ready to kick her away! This way she can let go of the bitch. But this kick only made her take two steps back! But his hand is still holding the bitch's arm tightly! !
Is there any mistake? I thought this kick would break her old bones, but unexpectedly, I kicked her on the iron plate! She just took two steps back and no bones were hurt at all! This really exceeded my expectation! Although I didn't use my full strength in the kick just now, I am sure that if Ruguo kicked an adult, he would definitely be able to break the opponent's ribs! !
The reason why I didn't use all my strength was because I was afraid that I would kick her into pieces. After all, she was a precious wet corpse. If she was kicked into pieces, it would be difficult to explain to the museum.
But looking at it now, it can't be done without exerting force. This wet corpse is not simple. Why on earth can she still move without Yin Qi!
In fact, there are many relevant records in "The Records of the Niu Family's Subduing Demons in Past Dynasties" about corpses moving because of shime. The ancient predecessors believed that corpses could move because yin energy attacked the heart or entered the brain. After a person died, he was buried in ruguo. In a 'corpse-raising place' with a heavy Yin energy, if left unattended for a long time, the corpse will be affected by the Yin energy and jump up, hurting people unconsciously. And the reason why they hurt people is because humans have yang energy in them.
However, there are many opinions on this issue and they are not unified. The old liar also expressed his opinions in the "Records of the Niu Family's Demon Subjugation in Past Dynasties". The old liar believes that the corpse will move because the residual neurons and rigid muscles after death will undergo a disordered movement. In addition, the residual cells will mutate after death, plus the influence of the earth's magnetic field. Resonance, that's why the corpse moves.
The old liar's explanation is more scientific, but it stands to reason that a corpse that can move must have Yin energy in it! Otherwise the body won't be able to move! This is a truth that remains unchanged through the ages, but what about this wet corpse in front of you? Even this powerful leader feels a headache...
The bitch was about to cry at this time. He was being dragged by the arm of an old female corpse from the Qing Dynasty who was more than two hundred years old, and she was looking at him with such affectionate eyes. Even the bitch who was bitch to the core couldn't bear it. The voice She asked me for help tremblingly: "Ya, Ya Zhudie, big brother, please save me quickly..."
The female corpse moved very slowly. I watched it for two seconds, then raised my foot and kicked the female corpse in the armpit! According to the chain reaction of joints, this e-thing? Why is there so much yin energy in my body? My Bagua Mirror and Chengying Sword are useless to her! I guess the talisman is also a hot commodity! Did you make a mistake? We are a combination of **Si Taoist priests! It can even kill a thousand-year-old Yin Corpse, but it can't deal with this two-hundred-year-old Wet Corpse! "
Isn't this too shameless? The Thousand-year-old Corpse was obviously killed by Mr. Xu and I. Do you have a dime with you? You were just bragging to Taoist fellow Qingyang, okay... But I still nodded and said, "I've never heard of this thing, hǎoxiàng is even more evil than the Thousand-Year Corpse. But it doesn't make sense, this thing There is so much yin in her body, how does she stand up and move? And she looks vulnerable, but her bones are extremely hard!"
While we were talking, the female corpse's neck moved a few times. Her movements were not as slow as before, and she walked towards us quickly, but her walking posture was still very unnatural, like a puppet, and her every move was pulled by strings. With.
She walked faster and faster, as if she had adapted to Ziji's body. This was not a good sign for Shime!
She hǎoxiàng fell in love with the bitch, so she ignored me again and walked directly towards the bitch! He also stretched out one hand, ready to grab the bitch's chin! The bitch said that tigers don't send cats, you think I'm critically ill! ! The bitch knotted his sword fingers... turned around and ran away! ! ! While running, he shouted to the female corpse in a shameless manner: "Grandma! Don't chase me! My eldest brother has a prettier chin than me! Go find my eldest brother!!"
This grandma's shout is so kind! !
Unfortunately, grandma couldn't understand what he said, so she still chased the bitch crazily. The museum hall was very big, and the bitch ran around the hall! And 'Grandma's' speed is getting faster and faster! Wait until the last shihou, basically at the same speed as a bitch
It's even! A chance to compete with the shijiè sprint champion!
The bitch was running in a circle around a large vase, saying in a trembling voice as he ran, "Brother! Help me!"
I knew that bitch was not in danger for a while, so I hugged my shoulders and said, "Isn't she your grandma? Talk to your grandma and tell her to stop chasing you."
"Brother, you can't just die without saving me!" The bitch almost cried: "Grandma has a lot of yin energy in her body, and our Taoist priests' tricks are ineffective against grandma! Now it's up to you to take action, brother!"
The big vase Zhoueyidiǎn wisdom, chased around the chain for more than ten times, and suddenly rushed towards the big vase! She finally realized that a straight line was the shortest between two points, and was ready to pounce on him and 'make out and make out' with the bitch.
But I was so scared that my anus tightened! !
Xu Xiaoling works here. Of course I often come to the museum, so I know that this vase is a precious Ming Dynasty antique! If this vase is broken by 'Grandma', it won't even be enough to compensate me and the bitch by selling it! ! My anus tightened and I rushed over at full speed!
'Grandma' had just made a move to prepare to fly. Her feet jumped into the air, her body crossed the iron chain, and her hand mǎshàng touched the vase! ! At this critical moment, I finally rushed behind her and grabbed her ankle! ! Pull her back hard! !
But even so, I was still a step too slow! ! 'Grandma's' hand touched the vase! I quickly pulled her back, but the vase started shaking and could fall down at any time! I quickly shouted to the bitch: "Jiannan! Hold the vase quickly!!!"
The bitch was frightened by my sudden voice. He looked at the tilted vase, jumped into the chain, and hugged the vase! Then he asked: "Brother, what's wrong with this vase?"
I stepped on the 'Grandma' on the ground and said: "This vase is an antique from the Ming Dynasty! Ruguo broke it, and even if we sell it, we won't even be able to compensate!!"
The bitch said contemptuously: "Brother, you have become the son-in-law of the Xu family. Old man Xu is rich. This piece of shit can be used as a toy by you. Are you so scared... Oh, what are you doing?" Did you trample my grandma on the ground? Will it hurt her?" When the bitch saw that I had subdued my grandma, he started to act like a bitch again.
But grandma is so powerful! I can hardly stand it anymore! I quickly said to the bitch: "I won't take a penny from the Xu family. You go over there and stand! Otherwise, if the vase breaks, we will have to pay for it!"
Why do I want a bitch to stand in an empty difāng? Because grandma is about to get up again... I can't use hidden energy to burn her, nor can I use daggers to cut her into pieces. Bijing is considered an antique... And grandma likes bitches very much, so she can get up later. It is estimated that 80% of them will go to find the Shime Man, so I will only open the Shime Man first, so as not to destroy the Shime antiques later.
Sure enough! Grandma struggled for a few seconds, then suddenly exerted force! It almost knocked me to the ground! ! After she got up, she ignored me again and rushed towards the bitch! ! The bitch jumped up in fright, and then started running away again!
I also fell into deep thought.
Talisman? Bagua mirror? It has no effect on grandma! !
Awesome dagger? The ____ does not work! If I break my grandma, I'll go to jail! !
Thunder fan? No, strong winds can knock down many antiques and smash them into pieces... If there is thunder and lightning, I am afraid that a big hole will be made in Grandma's body.
I can't beat Grandma in terms of strength, but I am indeed much more agile than her. I don't have any rope on me, so I can't tie her up. What should I do...
correct! Silver space ring! Last time I studied the details of the space ring, I found that there was a rope inside! I don't know if it's Shime's magic weapon, Shime's Immortal Binding Rope or Shime's. No matter what, take it out and use it first! So I unfastened my belt and prepared to take out the space ring sewn on my underwear.
The bitch boy was so excited that he was being chased by his grandma. He ran and asked me for help. At this moment, he found that I was unbuttoning his belt. He almost collapsed: "Brother! You unzip your belt and fuck me! Do you want to watch my grandma?" Do you want to masturbate?!!!!!!"
"Go away! If you keep talking nonsense, I won't save you! Just wait until your chin is pulled off by my grandma!" I cursed angrily.
The bitch quickly closed his mouth knowingly. Just when Grandma was about to catch up with him, he took out a banana from nowhere, ate it in two or two bites, and threw the banana peel back... I don't know if it was Shimenàme. The banana peel happened to be thrown at Grandma's feet. Grandma was so excited that she stepped on the banana peel! !
No matter how powerful your grandma is, she can't match the power of a banana peel! !
She fell to the ground with a thud, and the bitch took this opportunity to twist his butt twice, deliberately angering the 'grandmother', and then continued to run forward.