The bitch calmly wiped the milk off his face, ignored the surprised looks of everyone around him, clasped his fists and said to me, "Thank you, senior brother, for the milk!"
I waved my hand and said, "Junior brother, there is no need to be polite, just go and wash up..."
While I was eating and greeting others, I also got to know a lot of people in the Taoist world.
About half an hour later, a young man walked onto the stage with a microphone. He was about 25 or 26 years old, 1.8 meters tall, and was wearing white clothes, which gave people a sense of stability. He said: "Thank you all for coming to the annual meeting! In this age of advocating science, it is really a joy to have so many successors of Taoism!"
Thinking of the applause, I also clapped a few times.
The young man continued: "Let me introduce myself. My name is Gao Yu, and I am the new president of the Taoist Association. To be honest, I really don't have the ability to sit in this position. In terms of qualifications and prestige, I don't have the qualifications. Yes. Several elders of the association made great efforts to let me sit down. What's more important is that my father is the former president and died in the line of duty!" The young man said with an excited tone: "My father once taught me that no matter what I do, It has to have a beginning and an end! Now that I sit in this position, I have to do my best to do it well! I hope everyone can give me a chance to show myself, and I also hope that Taoism can be passed down forever!"
'Bah bang bang. ' There was another round of applause.
I applauded and thought secretly. Last time there was a gathering of ghosts in Qingtian City, and the president of the Taoist Association was killed, then this young man was the son of the deceased president, and he didn't seem to be a simple person.
The young man continued: "One more thing. We have just received a secret report that zombies are infested in a village in the southern mountains of our country. Many people have been poisoned. Several Taoist friends came to kill the zombies. Unexpectedly, It turned out to be a thousand-year-old corpse, only one fellow Taoist escaped, and the rest were all poisoned!"
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone started talking.
The bitch also asked contemptuously: "Brother, is the Thousand-Year Corpse really awesome?"
"Of course." I nodded solemnly: "Yin zombies don't have hair on their bodies. They are similar to the zombies in movies. They are highly poisonous. If someone is caught or bitten, it won't take long for them to grow. The poison attacks the heart. According to the records of demon subduing in the past generations of Niumen, people who are scratched by the Yin Corpse will also turn into zombies, but I have never seen it with my own eyes."
"No way, brother, this isn't a movie. If you bite it, you'll turn into a zombie? I don't believe it!"
I glanced at him: "I don't believe it either. Just let a zombie bite you and you'll know if it's true."
Hearing what I said, the bitch quickly shut his mouth.
The young man pressed his hands and said: "Everyone, be quiet. Most of the people present must have heard of the Thousand-Year Yin Corpse. This kind of thing is very ferocious and highly poisonous. If it is scratched, it will be poisoned! In just a few hours It will be extremely poisonous and attack the heart! And people who are poisoned by this kind of poison will turn into zombies after death, and they will jump like wild beasts and hurt people!"
Someone shouted: "A scourge like the Thousand-Year Corpse should not exist in the world. We are all gathered here this time, so why not take this opportunity to kill it together!"
Someone next to me echoed: "Yes, I happen to have never seen a Yin Corpse, why don't we all go and see it together!"
"Okay!" the young man said: "We Taoists should eliminate harm for the people! Since our fellow Taoists are so enthusiastic, we will set off the day after tomorrow! After all, it is difficult to deal with the thousand-year-old corpse. The more people there are, the greater the chance of winning. Of course, the risk factor It is also very high. I hope all Taoist friends will think about it carefully when they go back tonight and count the number of people at noon tomorrow. If you are willing to help us, please sign up. Of course, even if no one signs up, our Taoist Association will send people to pacify Thousand Years Shadow. Corpse!"
After dinner, Mr. Song and I took a walk downstairs.
I rolled up the sleeves of my shirt, put my hands in my trouser pockets, and said casually as I walked: "Mr. Song, you have already known about the thousand-year-old corpse, right?"
Song Laoqian, who had always had a hot temper, laughed twice and did not answer.
I continued: "You called me to attend the annual meeting because you wanted me to take action, right?"
"Since you have guessed it, don't say it out loud. Look at where you want to put this old face of mine now." Mr. Song said.
I smiled and said, "Mr. Song, it's not that serious. We can be considered friends for the past year. If you have anything to say, just ask. I will never say no."
Actually, I don't want to get involved in the Yin Corpse matter. The Taoist Association is full of talented people, and they can still handle it without me. As for why I agreed to Mr. Song? It's because I want to pave the way for the bitch and build a good relationship with the people in the Taoist Association. Even if I die in the future, the bitch can still ask for help from the Taoist Association if he is in trouble.
Mr. Song said: "Xiaolong, the Millennium Yin Zombie is so ferocious that it cannot be compared to the Purple-haired Zombie! To be honest, I also wanted to reduce casualties before calling you here. Of course, the main reason is because I believe in your strength. Although you are old, It's gentle, but my Taoist skills are no worse than that of an old man like me. With you here this time, we should be able to relax a lot."
"Mr. Song, you praise me too much. I'm just a fledgling boy."
Mr. Song smiled: "Xiaolong, don't be humble. By the way, do you know how to deal with the thousand-year-old corpse?"
I shook my head: "I don't know, I have never seen such a thing before. According to ancient books, the thousand-year-old Yin Corpse is highly poisonous. The Yin Qi in the whole body is condensed and is not afraid of water and fire. The Yin Corpse that has practiced for more than a thousand years is even less afraid of it." Fear any spell! If you want to kill the Yin Corpse... I suggest using high-tech weapons! If a rocket launcher goes over, it will be blown to pieces no matter how powerful it is!"
But Mr. Song said seriously: "Xiaolong, we are Taoist priests, not an army, so we can't use rocket launchers. There are two reasons. First, we can't get rocket launchers. Even if we get them, we can't carry them. Second, we are Taoist priests. , Taoism must be used to deal with Yin Corpse, otherwise Taoism will be lost!"
After chatting with Mr. Song for a while, I returned to the room.
Room? . . I live in a standard room with the bitch. After entering the house, I found the bitch playing on the computer. He asked while playing Minesweeper: "Brother, should we sign up tomorrow?"
"Of course, I want to take you to see the legendary thousand-year-old corpse. Let me ask you, have you exercised during the three months I've been away?"
"Yes, I can do 200 push-ups in a row now! How do you like it? Is it awesome?" The bitch showed off his muscles in a showy manner.
"How dare you ask for 200? I can easily make a thousand."
"Blow, just blow. I'll give you a thousand. If you make a thousand, I'll eat the computer!! Chew it dry! You don't even bring water to drink!" The bitch's face was full of disbelief.
I didn't say anything, I just put my hands on the ground and started doing push-ups. An average of one per second, and I finished a thousand times. It took about 20 minutes. I was sweating profusely, but my breathing was relatively stable and I didn't gasp for breath. This is the result of training, my endurance is very strong!
The bitch was already dumbfounded. He turned back and touched the computer in a daze. I stood up, wiped my sweat, pointed at the computer and said, "I'm done performing, it's your turn next."
The bitch's expression looked like he had eaten a fly: "Brother, can I perform a swan dance?"
"you guess."
"I guess... ok!"
"Hurry up, stop talking nonsense and chew up the computer!" I urged.
At this moment, my cell phone suddenly rang. I took it out and saw that it was Sister Xiaoling. I ignored the bitch again, opened the door and walked out, stood in the corridor and answered the phone: "Hello."
"Xiaolong, I didn't want to disturb you, but I want to know if you arrived in the capital safely." Sister Xiaoling's concerned voice came over.
I felt warm in my heart: "Well, we arrived safely. We are staying at XX Hotel. What about you? How is your injury? Is the wound scabbed?"
"I'm fine, I thought... you wouldn't answer my call."
I was about to speak when a nosebleed suddenly flowed out. At the same time, I felt as if I couldn't breathe. I had to breathe very hard to feel comfortable, so my breathing gradually became faster. I quickly said to the phone: "Sister Xiaoling, I'm a little busy. I'll talk to you later."
She seemed to hear my rapid breathing and asked eagerly: "Xiaolong, Xiaolong, what's wrong with you?!"
But I've hung up the phone.
Returning to the house, while rinsing the nosebleed, he opened his mouth and breathed deeply! This situation lasted for about five minutes before gradually subsided.
Lung failure. . . When I really can't breathe, that's when I die.
Fortunately, the frequency of the disease is not very high.
The bitch had been helping me. When he saw that my nosebleed stopped, he handed over the towel and asked seriously: "Brother, are you sick?"
"No, I was tired from doing push-ups just now." I took the towel and wiped my nose, then returned to the house, took out the ginseng from my backpack, took a small bite, ate a few jujubes, and lay on the bed in silence. Silent.
Nosebleeds occur every day. In order to prevent excessive bleeding, I must eat more blood-replenishing foods. So now, in addition to the talisman and the Shadow Sword, I also carry blood-tonifying foods such as jujubes, ginseng, and donkey-hide gelatin with me.
After a while, I called Sister Xiaoling: "Sister Xiaoling, I'm sorry, I just had something to do here, so I just hung up."
She asked softly: "Xiaolong, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?"
I smiled: "No, Sister Xiaoling, how can you curse me to get sick? Well, you can go to bed early. Oh, by the way, there is one more thing. I am going to a mountainous area the day after tomorrow to take care of some things. There may be no signal there, but it won't take too long, I will go back in as little as two or three days, or as much as a week."
"Xiaolong, if you don't feel well, don't take risks. I just want you to be healthy."
"Well, don't worry. You know my skills and you won't be in danger. Let's do this for now. Sister Xiaoling, you have a good rest and don't think about it. Good night."
After hanging up the phone, I leaned against the wall of the corridor and took a deep breath. I really didn't know how to deal with the relationship with Sister Xiaoling. The doctor said that women who are often in a bad mood will increase their chances of getting cancer, so it is best not to make Sister Xiaoling angry in the recent period. But my lung function is gradually failing, and my life is coming to an end. Being with her will eventually harm her. . .