The eldest uncle is a shrewd businessman. He pretended to reprimand his eldest cousin, then shook hands with Uncle Zhao and said: "Brother, thank you for coming to pick us up. This pack of cigarettes is a specialty of our place and is not sold here. Come on, take it and taste it."
These words from the eldest uncle moved the honest Uncle Zhao to the point of being moved. I cursed in my heart, "You are an old man. You look very enthusiastic. Why don't you call my house to say hello?" In my opinion, it's not as real as my sharp-tongued cousin. I have to say that my chubby cousin has really become more beautiful, but she is incomparable to my sister Xiaoling!
While I was sizing her up, she was also sizing up at me, pouting and saying, "You dress quite tastefully."
In fact, it's not that I have good taste, but that Sister Xiaoling has good taste. She dressed me up from head to toe completely different from before. I smiled and said, "Fortunately, I will soon catch up with my eldest cousin and you will be one-tenth of the way." I flattered him easily.
But he was discovered by his 'shrewd' cousin: "Glib tongue."
I said helplessly: "It's not that I'm glib, but I'm afraid you'll beat me like you did when I was a kid, so I'll say a few nice words to coax you in advance."
Everyone in the car laughed.
According to my request, the car drove to the shopping mall. I got out and bought ten "Luxi" cigarettes, four bottles of "Luliangye" wine, as well as some deer antlers, bear galls, and sea cucumbers, which cost me more than 8,000 yuan in total. Yuan.
After carrying the things into the car, my eldest cousin turned over them rudely. She has been eating this kind of good stuff all year round, so of course she knew what I was buying. She looked at me and said, "Hey, my cousin is really generous with his spending recently. Where can I make a fortune?"
"Haha, cousin, please don't make fun of me. I opened a typing and copying shop in Qiling City and I just made a little money. Of course it is incomparable to your jade business."
When my father heard that I mentioned jade, he took off the 'Dragon and Phoenix Jade' on his chest and said to his eldest uncle: "Brother-in-law, you are an expert in jade. What do you think of this piece of jade?"
When I wanted to stop my father, it was already too late. I told him and my mother at the beginning that this jade is a good thing. You must carry it with you and do not show it to others, otherwise it will make people miss you.
I didn't tell my parents the truth back then. They didn't know that this jade was a precious Song Dynasty antique.
When the eldest uncle saw the jade pendant, although his expression did not change, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes. He took the jade pendant and looked at it, then returned it to his father and said casually: "Not bad, worth five or six thousand yuan. "
Nonsense! The three treasures that the heroine selected for Xiao Hui all sold for nearly 20 million, not to mention the three treasures that she selected for me? According to my estimation, no matter how bad this jade is, it is still a well-preserved antique from the Song Dynasty. It is still worth one million. My eldest uncle has been in the jade business for decades, so he must have recognized that this jade is unusual. He was pretending that it was not valuable. , wait a few days before offering to buy this jade pendant at a high price.
He must be thinking so!
Alas, this jade is thought of by my eldest uncle. . .
When I returned to my ancestral home, I found that the earthen house in my memory was gone and had become a two-story building.
The room was full of people, and then they began to recognize each other. Dad pointed out one by one, what should this person be called, what should that person be called, and I also said hello one by one.
Grandma is already very old. She looks very old at the age of more than eighty years old.
My grandfather passed away many years ago. My father rarely mentioned anything about my grandfather. Even if I asked, he would change the subject, which made me a little confused. But as time went by, I stopped asking.
When I distributed the gifts to relatives, my grandma scolded me for spending money indiscriminately and praised me for growing up.
The second brother of my second uncle's family was still very enthusiastic about me. He took me to his house for a drink. We drank together until around eight o'clock in the evening. He had a really good drinking capacity. After drinking seven bottles of beer, I was already in a daze. But nothing happened, so I stopped drinking with him and returned to my ancestral home in one step. I wanted to go back and remind my father not to sell the jade pendant to my uncle.
The lights in the ancestral house were still on, and my father and the others were sitting at two tables and playing cards. It was not convenient to talk to him, so I found a room and threw myself on the bed, thinking that I would sleep for a while before waking up. Tell him later. . .
As a result, I slept until about one o'clock in the middle of the night. Because I drank too much beer, I was woken up by peeing. I rubbed my head and walked to the toilet.
When I was having a good time peeing, I suddenly heard the sound of glass breaking! At the same time, a female scream came from upstairs.
I quickly put on my pants and ran upstairs. The screams came from the room of my aunt and cousin. I knocked on the door and said, "Auntie, this is Xiaolong, what happened?"
The door was quickly opened, and the eldest cousin stood at the door in her pajamas and said: "Glass, the glass is smashed."
The glass was smashed? I looked inside the house and found a red brick on the ground. Someone had deliberately smashed the glass! I ran downstairs, opened the door and went out to search around, but found no one. It seemed that he had run away.
Who could have done it? This is very confusing to me.
When I returned to the house, I found that grandma, mom and dad, uncle and others were all awakened. I stood at the door and said, "I didn't see anyone. The person who smashed the glass ran away. Grandma, did our family offend anyone?"
"Hey, ask your aunt!" Grandma sighed and returned to the room.
The aunt said nothing and walked into the uncle's room.
Dad came downstairs, sat on the sofa, lit a cigarette and said slowly: "When we were building the house, the construction team destroyed the farmland of several villagers. The villagers asked for compensation, but your aunt refused. Without me, this is how we ended up with each other. When we were building the house, those villagers also came over to cause trouble. I guess it was probably those people who did it again. Really, I can't stop even after the New Year. Xiaolong, this matter I'll leave it to you. As long as the other party's demands are not excessive, you will pay if you have to. I know you are rich, so don't pretend to be poor with me."
I rolled my eyes and said, "Dad, please don't arrange such bad things for me in the future... But you've already spoken, what else can I say? Go ahead, I'll go find my second brother tomorrow. He should know which villager's land was crushed, and I will just go and talk to them about compensation."
Dad laughed and cursed a few times, and we all went back to sleep. However, the room with the smashed glass could no longer be inhabited. . .
Because I drank a lot, I stayed in bed the next day. It wasn't until about five o'clock in the morning that I was woken up by a banging on the door and a lot of noise. I frowned secretly. I got dressed and walked out. I saw my father turning on the light downstairs, standing at the door and asking, "Who is it?"
"I, Zhao Erhu! Open the door quickly! Otherwise the fucking glass will be smashed!"
The aunt and others also came out and stood by the fence on the second floor looking down.
As soon as the father heard that the other party was going to smash the glass, he quickly opened the door. More than a dozen big men rushed in. The leading guy, Zhao Erhu, shouted: "Fuck! You guys from the city are so amazing? Why don't you give me ten bucks today?" Ten thousand yuan, you can't even think about a good year!"
Dad is also an angry man, and he immediately said angrily: Zhao Erhu, I have suppressed you for a few pieces of land, and you ask for 100,000? Don't be so fucking shameless! "
Zhao Erhu's eyes widened and he hit his father on the head with the mop pole in his hand! I quickly shouted: "Get out of the way!"
But Dad didn't expect that the other party would hit him as soon as he asked. He was hit hard by the mop rod and the mop rod was broken! ! !
The eldest cousin screamed.
When I saw my father being beaten, I immediately became angry, grabbed the handrail of the stairs, and jumped directly from the second floor! !
Landed on the ground, bent his knees slightly, relieved the gravity, and then rushed towards Zhao Erhu and others! Zhao Erhu used the broken mop pole to sweep at my head!
I squatted down and used a move to sweep the hall's legs, tripping Zhao Erhu directly! Then kick him in the stomach! Beat Zhao Erhu until he howled miserably! The dozen or so people who came with him were stunned because my movements were so neat!
Until Zhao Erhu wailed: "What a bastard! Do you fucking do it!"
Including Zhao Erhu, there were 13 people in total. They were all holding mop poles, shovels, hoes, hammers and other weapons. Several people rushed towards me! I shouted: "Lao Li, go upstairs! Leave this to me!"
I dodged the shovel coming towards me and bumped into the opponent's arms. I used my 16-way grappler and removed the opponent's arm joints in one move!
Another hoe swept over from the opposite side! I quickly backed away, cursing in my mind, these guys are going to kill me! How much hatred does this have?
When the people on the opposite side saw that I had martial arts skills, the remaining 11 people all pounced on me!
Because the room was too small, it was difficult to dodge, so I was grabbed by the collar by one of the guys. As a result, I failed to dodge the other guy's hammer, which hit me on the shoulder. Then, those guys swarmed me and hit me with their fists like raindrops. On my body, on my face.
It is difficult for two fists to beat four hands, mainly because the room is too small and cannot be used widely, otherwise I can fight slowly.
Grandma's anxious voice sounded from above: "Don't fight, don't fight, we'll pay for it, don't fight!"
I was completely angered. I hit the person in front of me with an uppercut on the chin. Then I slammed forward, rushed out of the encirclement, and started fighting with them. The sixteen-way grappler frequently used , I basically removed the joints from the arms of all the people on the other side. After beating for more than two minutes, only three people on the opposite side were left uninjured. The rest were all removed from the joints. Their arms could not be used hard and they were hit by my lower hook. The one who punched me was knocked unconscious to the ground!
I spat out bloody spit and asked, "Do you still want to be beaten?"
The hands of the three people on the opposite side were all trembling a little. They didn't say they were going to fight or not, but they stood there and didn't dare to step forward. . .