A/N: they had s*x 🗿
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["This letter is from the Edgeshot agency. You have been invited to work as a Sidekick at Team Lurkers! More info on the back!"]
I read the letter in my hands with slight excitement. My gaze slightly shifted towards my table which was buried in more invitation letters from other agencies, however, I still think Edgeshot would be my best shot.
Of course, I also got an invite at Endeavor agency but I still think Endeavor is an arrogant bastard. Because All Might hasn't retired yet...
So without thinking too much I flipped the letter around and looked inside for the details... Needless to say, it was basically a contract that goes like this.
- You will work temporarily as a sidekick at Team Lurkers acting like a poster boy
- while this is an invitation from EdgeShot agency, You will still have to take orders from the other team members.
- if you get into trouble we'll help you. But if you get into too much trouble. You are sh*t outta luck
-cash $$$
Needless to say, I didn't mind too much about what was written as it was mostly legal jargon. Nevertheless, I still signed my signature onto the letter before resealing it.
Now all I need to do is find a postbox on my way back...
"Did I just say postbox... F*ck I'm old" I felt a slight depression hit me but I was still in public and couldn't begin crying yet.
"Rimuru, I see you have gotten multiple invitations" I turned my gaze towards Tokoyami who stared at the pile of letters on my desk, while mine consisted of more than 50 different letters his pile was about 5 letters.
"Fumi you've gotten some too right? Let me guess, Hawks" I of course guessed which agency invited him, as I knew Tokoyami would jump at any opportunity to be a fanboy for him.
"And let me guess. You chose Edgeshot" I felt myself freeze for a moment... Was I that predictable? Wait he's wrong!
"Keke you got it wrong! I got an invitation for Team Lurkers!" I pointed at my letter with a cheeky smile however Tokoyami just stared at me deadpan.
"Isn't that the exact same thing?"
"Nononon" I wagged my finger but I couldn't continue my remark as the door to the classroom opened.
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"Alright everybody, now that Midoriya and Bakugo are back we can finally start talking in depth about the work studies" As soon as Aizawa entered the classroom he began talking, each of his words inciting excitement in the students.
"Now some of you might've already gotten some invitation but remember not to choose too quickly" Aizawa eyed Rimuru, who surprisingly was one of the only people to get invitations. Unfortunately, Shoto and Bakugo didn't get their provisional license thus forcing them to first pass a secondary exam before they could get invites.
"Remember that, unlike the first round of work studies, this one matters much more as you'll be official sidekicks for whoever chooses you. And if you mess up too much you might" Aizawa passed, his face now under a dark shadow.
"Get your license revoked" This sentence made the entire class shiver as they understood how serious Aizawa was. However, the tense atmosphere was destroyed as the door to the classroom swung open
"Hello everyone!" Soon 3 new faces burst into the class and to the surprise of nobody (except Midoriya) they were there to teach them
"Oui, you went in too early" Aizawa turned towards Mirio who was smiling obliviously while scanning the faces of class 1-A
"Sorry sorry! I'm not good with time! Cuz it's always going!"
"..."
"..."
With Mirio's terrible attempt at a joke the atmosphere calmed down back to a neutral as Aizawa massaged the bridge of his nose. Sighing a bit he began talking.
"So I wanted to have you learn from the most experienced students. So I brought the top 3 students at UA, the 3rd year geniuses also known as The Big 3" and with a grand name Mirio's bowed down exaggeratedly while saying 'thank you thank you'
"Wow, the big three!" Mina jumped in excitement upon hearing the name. Midoriya stood in awe while staring at Mirio
"Wow so manly!"
Kirishima added
"They're the big three? I'm so jealous" Kaminari muttered.
Meanwhile, Jiro stared at the big three before muttering something strange
"Three? Three isn't that big..." Her gaze slightly turned towards Rimuru before quickly averting her gaze, her cheeks burned red but she tried calming down...
"Alright calm down and introduce yourself," Aizawa asked while staring at Amajiki, as soon as he heard his name called. Amajiki's gaze turned fierce as he stared into the student's souls.
"can't do it" soon Amajiki suddenly muttered as his legs began nervously shaking. Nejire who stood next to him looked at him curiously.
"Can't do what?" Nejire asked in a true airhead fashion. Amajiki stared even more fiercely at the students before answering.
"I'm trying to picture them naked... But all I feel is like they're staring me right through my clothes" Soon his shaking legs spread through his body as every single muscle in his body shook violently
"Ah! I get it" Nejira hit her palm before turning back to the class with a world-class smile.
"Nice to meetcha everyone! I'm Nejire Hado and this is Tamaki Amajiki" Nejire hit Amajiki's side with her elbow as she spoke his name, soon her eyes started to shine like stars before lunging at the students
"Hey hey! Your skin is pink is that normal? If your head is of a bird, do you have teeth? Why do you wear a mask? Can your ear jacks play music?" Before anyone could react she asked almost everybody a weird question as she began running out of breath from the amounts of questions she had.
"Hahah! I guess you're having fun! I am Mirio Togata! Nice to meetcha!" Mirio waved his hand as his smile began to shine brightly, it could almost be compared to All Might's smile.
"You all must be very confused about the next work studies, right? Well, worry not! We'll try to teach everything we can! " Mirio said while clenching his fists, a small silence broke in the room. Because everybody already knew what the work studies were about...
"You've got your license as first years huh... And the first years are very energetic..." A weird shadow casts over Mirio's face as he rubs his chin in thought.
"All right! Why don't you all fight me at once!" Mirio announced out loud while swinging his fist into the air.
"F-fight you? Huh?" The entire class said in unison, and before they could even try and refuse Aizawa ordered everyone to head towards one of the gyms.
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As soon as everyone stood inside the gum, Mirio immediately went and began stretching, the whole class watched with black lines shadowing their faces. Amajiki, who was too nervous to not be in the corner began talking out loud.
"Togata... You should probably stop... I don't think fighting them is a good lesson in heroics and it might even make them more violent... Like 'we were beaten before, why shouldn't I beat my underclassmen'... And we can't have them beat and unable to recover either" Amajiki muttered while staring into the wall, however, the class's who heard his words had their eyebrows furrowed.
"Beaten unable to recover? We've fought pro heroes before! It shouldn't be that bad!" Kirishima went first while clenching his fists.
"Hey hey! Don't give us a handicap! We faced villains too!" Kaminari joined in, his hands sparking with electricity.
"Ah, I remember a story! I heard there was a story about a kid who beat some of the students so badly that they stopped wanting to be heroes! Cool story right Togata?" Nejire said while stretching Mina's cheeks like an eccentric kindergartener.
"Alright, I'm ready! Come at me whenever you want!" Mirio who finished stretching said while patting his chest as soon as he talked Midoriya jumped forward while announcing
"I'll go first!" His eyes radiated determination. Soon the entire class prepared for battle (except Rimuru... He was napping on the floor)
As soon as Midoriya jumped forward he was hit with an unexpected sight, he saw Mirio's clothes begin to phase through his body, effectively making him naked.
"Huh?" Midoriya's eyes widened before a loud shout emanated in the gym.
"Kyaaaaaa!" Jiro who wasn't expecting to see someone else's member covered her eyes fast, and Mirio finally getting embarrassed began trying to pull his pants up.
Unfortunately, Mirio woke up a dormant beast, because he exposed himself to Jiro. Rimuru's eyes opened wide.
At the same time, Midoriya went to try and kick Mirio as he tried to pull his pants back up, however, he hit the air... As his legs passed through Mirio's head.
"What---" Midoriya didn't have time to think as Mirio looked into his eyes. His goofy smile radiates danger.
"So you went for my head huh---" Before Mirio could finish a laser, tongue, and tape went through his noggin as well. Crashing into the wall on the opposite side.
"Guys watch out---" Iida who thought Mirio was hit stared at the dust cloud in shock. Unfortunately, Mirio was long gone from his position as he appeared at the backlines hopping through the floor.
"I have to get rid of the ranged fighters first!" Mirio announced as his naked form dashed right into Jiro as he punched her in the gut. Now both traumatized and hit. Someone's blood began to boil out of rage
"Did he warp?" Kirishima asked out loud as he realized Mirio went into their backlines without them even noticing however soon their thoughts changed as all their attacks kept going through his body. Subsequently getting a punch into the gut.
........
Soon enough there was barely anyone standing anymore, only the close-range fighters alive. Of course, Rimuru was still standing but Mirio for some reason wasn't targeting him. Even Mirio himself began wondering what that was about.
"Everyone! His ability allows him to warp through our attacks! But he can still interact with things like the floor! Target area he has to not warp" Midoriya shouted to his fellow classmates before swinging his foot behind him, exactly where Mirio appeared. With a slightly shocked expression, Mirio went straight through Midoriya's legs, his hand reaching forward not before shouting
"Ultimate move! Blindly pokey!" As his fingers went for Midoriya's eyes, instinctively closing them as Mirio's whole hand went through Midoriya's face. At the same time, Mirio shifted mid-air and kicked Midoriya in the liver sending him out of commission
As soon as he was done his eyes now landed on Rimuru, the last one standing. Staring at him with a bored gaze he fingered his ears while staring at his fallen friends.
"How not nice of you! Your friends were fighting and you were just hiding!" Mirio immediately went for a punch at Rimuru to which Rimuru returned with a blast of [Beelzbub] smoke. However, Mirio who thought he wouldn't be hurt, tried to permeate through it. However
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"Gah!" ... Huh it seems [Beelzbub] can hurt Mirio while he's permeating... I stared at Mirio who took a step back, looking at his hands he noticed his palm was bleeding.
Even I wasn't sure if my 'Quirk' could do such a thing. Well [Beelzbub] canonically could devour spacetime so I don't really know what I was expecting.
Luckily Mirio retreated swiftly or his whole palm would've been gone and ripped to shreds.
"Huh... Space devouring cloud beats being untouchable" I muttered out loud my voice littered with sarcasm. However I was stopped as Mirio warped through the floor trying to catch me by aiming for my legs. Unfortunately the floor isn't an ambush spot if your enemy can fly.
"Hey that's cheating!" Nejire pouted, seeing me floating in the air as a bubble of [Beelzbub] orbited me, protecting me if any would be attacks.
"Tsk tough crowd" I clicked my tongue before reabsorbing my smoke. Using [Mimicry] I made my hands have the [space devour] property before I dashed towards Mirio, sending a punch into his jaw, realizing I can actually hit him he successfully dodged... The first punch
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A/N: this chapter was made BEFORE the R18 one.
Mostly because there no way I'm writing smut while in the middle of history class.