Chapter 16 - UA sports festival II

"Come here, bastard!"

*BOOM*

"Calm down there spikey-head" I continued to dodge explosion after explosion, but he did not let me rest for a moment

"Shut your mouth Girly-face and come fight!" Bakugo instantly propelled towards me with a surprising speed, fortunately even though I can't fly I can dodge quite quickly. Unfortunately, I can't use [Beelzubub] against him as he blows away the smoke immediately 

[Rimuru, stop being on the defense and start attacking]

I suddenly heard Aizawa's voice ringing in my ears

"How am I supposed to attack him? you won't let me annihilate him would you?"

[Use that teleportation fog, what would happen if this wasn't a spar and you were facing a real villain? you would just run away?]

"I can't teleport him, he'll just blow away the fog- dammit" Dodging another attack by Bakugo I couldn't get distracted by Aizawa's nagging

"Stop ignoring the fight! DIE" With his usual screaming Bakugo swung his fists creating bigger and bigger explosions

Dodging to the left, then to the right I didn't stop dodging. weaving between buildings I kept my distance from Bakugo

[Start fighting back or we can conclude this spar as a loss]

hearing Aizawa again, I felt angry for making me fight Bakugo, I mean he's my literal counter.

"What am I supposed to do? I can't attack him!"

[use your other abilities, stop giving him a crutch, you can teleport things so start doing it]

"How is that useful? I can't teleport him, he'll blow it away! did you even listen to me?"

[Who said to teleport Bakugo? look around you]

Looking around I noticed a large amount of rubble generated by the miscreant, finally it clicked. Quickly using [Beelzbub] on the rubble I stored it in Sub-space.

"Where do you think you're going? DIE ALREADY" Bakugo again prepared his fists to create explosions but before he could attack

*BONK*

His face slammed into a piece of rubble that appeared in front of him

"Pfft"

[Pfft- ahem, good move Rimuru]

"why aren't you giving Bakugo tips?"

[he turned off the comms, so I'm giving preferential treatment]

"Wow that's kinda chea-"

"YOU BASTARD IM GOING TO KIL-"

*BONK*

Again getting his face slammed Bakugo fell towards the ground face first, slowly Bakugo stood up again, his face looked like he got smashed in the face by 2 pieces of rubble... if looks could kill I would've been in purgatory 

"I'm going to kill you bastard" Bakugo extended his arm forward, and put his other hand on it, I remembered Bakugo's costume has a special function... Bakugo quickly pulled the pin on his arms, and immediately a gigantic fireball shot toward me.

"Shit- I can't dodge that! Aizawa I really need that preferential treatment right now!"

[Have you tried teleporting yourself?]

....have I? Using the subspace ability is a bit more complicated than 'put something in, pull it out' To pull something out of the subspace I need enough fog to act as a "doorway" between the two spaces...

Quickly diving into the subspace I found myself in a dark abyss, around me I found some Numo meat, Korugiris fog, and some decayed metals... I should probably analyze it sooner or later. I tried to feel the connection with the fog on the outside, and surprisingly I could still control it, moving the fog out of the way of the fireball I noticed that it was much more tiring than normal, but anyway, I exited the Subspace right in front of Bakugo swinging my fist into his face

"Wha-"

"take this spikey head!"

Before I could realize it, I heard a crunching sound. I shattered Bakugo's nose... whoopsies

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"so what can you tell me about the spar?" Aizawa asks the whole class, of which only Yaoyorozu raised her hand.

"At the beginning, Bakugo held most of the advantage due to mobility and versatility, But after you- ahem ahem, gave a few tips to Rimuru he quickly finished the fight. overall Rimuru was the victor because of his immaculate combat ability as he dodged each of Bakugo's explosions"

".... well said Yaoyorozu, now moving on we will have..."

...

"Is kacchan okay?" I suddenly heard Midoriya's voice behind me, surprising me

"Except for the broken nose, he's alright"

"that a relief..." Midoriya sighed after hearing my answer

"...Are you ready for the sports festival? you won't go out of commission after using your quirk right...?" I asked with clear concern, while I might not babysit Midoriya I can't have the MC stay behind as we all grow in power, the butterfly effect already screwd me over multiple times.

"uhm I'm not sure.... but I remember that during the USJ incident, I managed to get a hit off without hurting myself!" Midoriya said with excitement, unfortunately, he would probably lose a few fingers during the sports festival...

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Inside a large stadium, hundreds of people were screaming and shouting. Of course, they were waiting for the annual UA sports festival. Tens of heroes were at the stadium, patroling, talking, and enjoying themselves, but of course, their true purpose was to scout for students to intern at their agency.

"Damn it's so loud..." I muttered, sitting at the dedicated bleachers for class 1A even when far away from the crowd they were so loud you could hear them from kilometers away.

"Are you nervous Tokoyami?" I asked

"I nervous all my nervousness away." As expected from his birdbrains.

suddenly I heard a soft rhythmical humming sound next to me, the humming sound was coming from Jiro, who of course had headphones on, slowly bobbing her head to a supposed beat... Before I could think of a way to start a convo with her a loud ringing noise was heard, silencing the whole stadium

[Welcome everybody to the UA festival!! wooo! everybody say hey!] With his enthusiastic opening, there was a clear lack of "Hey!" being said nevertheless Present Mic continued talking

[Get to your seats and be ready for the biggest annual event this year! let's have a round of applause for the hero course students, who might become our future symbol of peace!] snapping my head to the large screens I suddenly saw my own face, long blue hair, and light crimson eyes

"Damn, I'm hot"

"Your narcissism is talking, and it is overly loud" Tokoyami commented 

[Alright! We will begin in 2 hours! let's let the students prepare!]

And with Present Mic's voice, we were guided toward the locker room, however, Jiro seemed to not have heard Present Mic's bori- ahem amazing speech, so I tapped lightly on her shoulder causing her to jump

"We have to go.. we have 2 hours to prepare"

"Ah- sorry, I was caught up in the song... sorry"

Me, being an avid fan of listening to music, got a bit curious so I asked

"What were you listening to?"

"there's this small music creator, she makes amazing music I've been listening to her for a little bit now..."

"so, what's the name?"

"she goes by 'Milim Nava'"

Hearing that name made my mind go blank, the amount of cliche energy I am getting from this moment was immeasurable, almost like a pet project of a random guy who barely knows how to write non-cliche plot

(A/N: ouch)

*BONK*

While having a little existential crisis I bumped into a pillar, earning a laugh from Jiro for my comedic performance...

After arriving at the changing rooms we put on the sports uniform as using our hero costumes could give us an unfair advantage like support items, basically if you use support items as a crutch you're fucked...

making it out of the changing rooms we were guided into the waiting rooms, entering the room we found ourselves an unexpected surprise. Class 1B was also there waiting, when we entered many eyes landed on us.

"My, My what do we have here? if it isn't the troublemaker class" Said a blonde boy, walking towards us with an obnoxious smile. Of course hearing this we felt a bit annoyed, and Bakugo of course got mad

"Huh? What do you want extra? jealous that we got real combat experience?"

Instead of retorting the blonde folk extended his hand for a handshake "My name is Neito Monoma, I hope we have a good competition..." but instead of accepting the handshake, Bakugo simply slapped his hand away, Monoma tried to act like he was hurt but I could see his ferocious smile, he fell for his scheme... sigh

"My, My, who would've thought that the noble class 1A would be full of so many delinqu-" 

*BONK*

With a gigantic fist landing on Monoma's nape he quickly collapsed, only to be held upright by the same hand, now normal-sized. This was done by a cute ginger girl...

"Sorry about him, he's.... special so to speak, My name is Itsuka Kendo! nice to meet you" She extended her hand to no one in particular, which of us Momo accepted the handshake... Go council president go!

"Its alright, Bakugo is also kind of special.." Momo returned a gentle smile

"yeah... special needs" I commented, earning a bit of laughter

"What'd you say, bastard?" Of course, the special needs kid immediately glared at me. But before i could save myself from getting blown up, the door opened.

"Alright everybody, were about to begin... go into the field," Aizawa said while entering, behind him stood Vlad with his underbite fangs

"1B you better show me results, we can't have 1A steal the spotlight!" Vlad then said to his students, his muscles twitching from time to time, mostly his muscle brain...

Arriving at the entrance to the field I felt a bit nervous, scratch that very nervous. Walking in a line, we were soon blinded by the change in light, and hearing the loud roars of the crowd only fueled the sensory overload. Arriving in the middle of the field stood more than 200 students, some more unique than others but most of their eyes were following the 40 students from the hero course

[LETS GOOOO! the UA sports festival begins! we will of course have Ms. Midnight overseeing this event!] As Present Mic said this, Ms. Midnight walked up towards the small podium, her boobas swaying as she walked up the stairs.

Picking up the microphone she winked towards the camera and...

(Cliff-Kun makes his first appearance (I think))