People often say, what is the best way to express how unlucky a person is?
By saying something like they'd choke even on a cold glass of water?
Wang Rui felt that phrase didn't even come close to describing his bad luck.
From the choking when brushing teeth in the morning to accidentally peeing on his own leg in the bathroom, it was all just par for the course!
What about stepping in dog poop, getting water splashed onto his pant leg, or getting hit by a falling milk box? All trivial matters, right?
As he idled in a market, he saw an old farmer selling plums. After tasting one and finding it to his liking, he was prompted by a strange whim to spend a hundred yuan on three kilos of plums. The farmer's sad, toothy smile driving his impulse.
With the change that the old farmer gave him, he realized when he intended to buy a cold drink that the fifty yuan note was ripped in half! Yes, just half!
