"Damn it, your mom, the night hag, grabs a pitchfork and stabs everywhere!
"Your dad, Batman, flies in the sky and crawls on the ground!
"Your grandma, the commando, grabs a rod and snatches everywhere!
"Your grandpa, the fly swatter, swats till your kid's brain bleeds!"
A kid chased another one past, followed by a seller hawking baked yams.
"Buy yams, strong iron stick yams, perfect for stewing with chicken, duck or pork trotters, good for the liver, kidneys, and brain! Kids eat them and ace their college entrance exams, beauties eat them and don't need face masks, and the elderly eat them and ride motorcycles."
"Buy watermelons, sweet as sand, melting into slag, so sweet you'll pick at your teeth, so sweet you'll pick at them!"
"Take a good look, watch as I go, if you want to buy or sell, I've got it here, last day of clearance, come again tomorrow, see which son of a turtle is still around!"
Well, this is Chengdu.
