"Argh! So that's what this is about? The spiritual profundity of your sister is too deep; this poor monk does not have the power to accept her," Wang Chao said solemnly, bringing his hands together.
"You don't want to? Think my sister is too ugly?"
"Very beautiful! She has the potential of a goddess."
"Poor figure?"
"Mountainous curves! Slim waist and perky buttocks!"
"Did you come from Brokeback Mountain?"
"I, a man of the rivers and lakes, was given the nickname 'Nine Times Loyal in a Night'!"
"Then why are you afraid to accept my sister? That's not scientific! My sister is a Goddess; if you can satisfy her, isn't it a match made in heaven?"
Wang Chao rolled his eyes.
Your sister is a lace edge!
However, he didn't voice it out, knowing that if he did, he'd definitely be chased and butchered by Han Xue, the witch, with a kitchen knife!
