Though Suizi assumed he wouldn't write anything pleasant, she was curious to see what sort of punchline he would deliver.
Yu Jingting cleared his throat and said in a melodramatic tone:
"The Fan Family elder is our matchmaker, facilitating a wonderful union. Best wishes from Jingting and his wife."
Suizi's mouth twitched, and Fan Huang rubbed his temples, wanting to laugh but trying hard to suppress it due to his status.
"Cough, he's an elder after all, please don't be so blunt."
"Then I'll change it to something more respectful—What about changing "Fan's old lady" to "Fan's noble lady"? Dad, I'm being very polite here, I refrained from writing "Black Mountain witch", that's showing respect. Have you heard the story of the Black Mountain witch? Suizi told me—"
Once someone is set in a role, it's hard to extract them from it. Fan Huang never imagined his mother resembling the Black Mountain witch, but after Yu Tiegen's words, upon reflection, his mom did resemble her a bit.
