At home, kneeling and washing clothes in apology to his wife, Yu Shuisheng unknowingly received a pair of couplets from his daughter-in-law.
The first line: loyal to love in a distant land.
The second line: obedient to instinct upon returning home.
The horizontal line: love even in death.
Yu Jingting thought it wasn't straightforward enough, so he decided to spice it up:
"The first line should be, 'Unable to make ends meet outside, feeling pent up'. The second line: 'Can't get enough at home, with no shame or embarrasment'. The horizontal line: 'My father is a medical marvel; my mother is the ultimate castrator'."
Suizi's mouth twitched repeatedly, and in the end, she couldn't restrain her laughter anymore.
Which attracted a crowd of onlookers.
Yu Jingting stood up, behaving like he was at an award ceremony, grandly waving his hand.
"Apologies for my silly wife, she drank too much, don't mind her, enjoy your meals!"
"Oh...oh my god." Suizi laughed until her stomach hurt.
