"Excuse me senior, I have to go now. You can have the rest of the joint. I still have enough home." Yun Lang said and then bowed to Yang Mo and bid him farewell.
"What…" Yang Mo murmured and then looked at his hands, he still had the joint in his hand, only then he noticed that only they only smoked a quarter.
However, just when he realized what Yun Lang said he felt something deep inside of him…
'I-Inner peace!' Since he was a human immortal it was quite rare to experience the state of "inner peace", due to the high level of cultivation Yang Mo's state of mind was more complex. Furthermore, only legendary herbs could achieve such effect, herbs that are hundreds of years old.
'No… No! This is not possible…' And the more Yang Mo was denying…
'My- My body! I can breakthrough to the mid stage of Human Immortal!' Yang Mo shouted innerly.
"M-Master is everything alright ?!" Lang Mo asked, as he noticed the facial expression of his master.
'This facial expression… I have never seen master like this… His whole body is trembling und his eyes are widened…' Lang Mo was seriously worried about his master, just then his master sat down.
Yang Mo's eyes were closed and then he shouted:
"Lang'er smoke this weed! And then guard me, I am about to breakthrough!" Lang Mo was taken aback, he took the joint out of his masters hands and then stepped back.
'What ?! Master has been stuck at the human immortal stage for a whole millennia now! How can he breakthrough, without any opportunity…' Lang Mo was more than confused. Just a few hours prior the master disciple duo were in a tomb of one of their sects ancestors. Han Mo, the king of elixirs.
It was an inheritance left behind for the juniors of the Golden crow sect.
'Breakthrough!' Lang Mo shouted in his head as he watched the Qi around his master change.
As a cultivator below the Immortal stage one can only feel immortal Qi, however Lang Mo was different. Although, he wasn't as talented as Cu Hai his talent still ranked above 99% of people. It could even rival those who were ranked in the top 100 on the holy continent.
There were few selected ones by heaven that could see Immortal Qi even before entering the Immortal stage. And, Lang Mo was one of them.
"M-Master, this disciple congratulates Master on his breakthrough" Lang Mo shouted proudly and then kowtowed to Yang Mo. However…
BOINK
Just when Lang Mo was about to stand up, he was actually slapped on the forehead by his master!
"W-What was this for-" But before Lang Mo could even end his sentence…
BOINK
"M-"
Yang Mo's eyes were furious!
"Y-You idiot!"
Lang Mo did not understand and asked:
"What?!"
"You look at your hand!" Yang Mo shouted and when Lang Mo looked at his hands…
"I-I do not understand master-"
BOINK
"The joint! Where is the joint!" Yang Mo screamed hysterically…
Just when Lang Mo thought he was in some kind of nightmare…
"I need to find it! Where did you put it! Come help your master!" Yang Mo shouted while on his knees looking for the joint… He then dragged Lang Mo down and began to search for the joint like a madman…
'Weed! Where is it ?!' Yang Mo thought while searching.
However, Lang Mo was still shook…
'My master, a respectable elder of the top 3 sects in the holy continent is really on his knees looking for a "joint" has the world gone mad ?'
"Where. Is. The. Joint ?! I need WEED!"
'Definitely, the world has gone crazy…'
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"Hmm, I am wondering what these 2 idiots are doing… They don't even know how to roll a joint… Idiots." Zan said to himself and shrugged with his shoulders. And just when he was about to smoke some Blue Dream a customer entered the store. However, his excitement quickly died down…
"Hey Mr.Zan I am back-" Yun Lang came in with a smile on his face, however it quickly faded away when he saw Zan…
Zan seemed so disappointed that his head was constantly looking at the ground…
"Yeah, I know…" Zan said and sat on his chair, completely defeated.
"Mr.Zan why do you look so depressed ?" Yun Lang asked, for him Mr.Zan was an immortal who stood above the rest. So how could such a figure be depressed.
"Look around." Zan murmured…
"Uhm… Is this some kind of hint… Yes it must be to cultivate in seclusion-"
BOINK
"No you damned idiot!" Zan shouted as he jumped up and slapped Yun Lang on his forehead…
"Ai-"
"Why then Mr.Zan, ai… It hurts…" Yun Lang said while touching his forehead…
"It's obviously because I have no customers, you!" Zan said, ready to give Yun Lang another slap…
"Ai, please Mr.Zan I am sorry-!" Yun Lang was already ducking, but before Zan hit him the door opened…
The two still were in their positions pretty much frozen…
"Uhm, sorry, I saw you-" A woman entered the shop, however the current scene made her feel quite confused…
"Ahem!" Zan coughed and then instantly appeared behind the counter.
"Hello, welcome to the Immortals Coffee Shop where the customer is the Nr.1!" Zan said in a serious voice while smiling.
'T-Then what about me… Ai.-' Yun Lang thought while trying to look at his forehead which was completely red…
"O-Oh hello, uhm I would like to ask what you sell in your shop…" The woman asked, she was about 1m69 and had a veil over her face and wore a pink white robe with a lotus as its emblem.
'Why does this woman look so familiar ?' Yun Lang thought, but before he intervened he recalled the slaps from Zan and quickly forget the idea…
"Oh, well! We have special herbs called, "weed" the best on the market!" Zan said and then pointed at the weed right next to him.
'Heheh, a new customer!'
"Oh okay, so I have never heard of this herb before. Could I have something to test ?'
"Uhm-" And before Zan could respond a voice sounded in his head…
[Secret Quest!
Become the main supplier of weed to a sect…
Requirements:
- Become one sects main source of cultivation resources
- 200+ fame
Rewards: 5 new IMMORTAL strains!]
[The host has officially received the "Fame" stat… +
Current fame: 1]