It's over!
Damn it, I'm seriously dead!
Xiao Bai cursed God in despair. Could anyone play such heavy jokes? Just a few days ago, he was working hard in a factory, making screws to increase his boss's profits. Little did he know that inexplicably, he would travel to the Dou Qi continent and become a member of the Xiao clan, a name he didn't even know.
This is the world of Dou Qi. There is no sophisticated magic, only Dou Qi!
The hierarchy is divided into: Dou Zhi, Dou Zhe, Dou Master, Great Dou Master, Dou Ling, Dou King, Dou Emperor, Dou Zong, Dou Zun, Dou Sheng, and Dou Di.
I thought a mediocre guy like me, who didn't even look back when thrown out on the streets and got lost even with a GPS, could easily live an ideal life as long as he clung to the protagonist's thigh.
But who would have thought that, at that moment, a system called "Kun" suddenly awakened in his mind.
Upon hearing this name for the first time, it's easy for people to overthink because the word "kun" is open to interpretation.
I thought it was just the unfairness of the system's name, but I didn't expect the tasks released to be equally unfair.
The first task is to let Xiao Bai enter Xun'er's room and help Xiao Xun'er with a massage. It should be to warm and nourish the bones.
This didn't scare Xiao Bai much. After all, if he remembered correctly, there was a small detail in the original text.
That is, when Xiao Yan was a child, he would often sneak into Xun'er's room and use so-called rough techniques to warm and nourish Xun'er's bones. This is also the fundamental reason why Xun'er always dedicated herself to Xiao Yan in the future.
Now the system allows me to enter Xun'er's room to warm her bones. Isn't that competing with the protagonist for the heroine?
If he actually does this, he probably won't be able to embrace the protagonist ever again.
"It's a bit embarrassing to warm the bones of a four-year-old girl!"
Xiao Bai gritted his teeth and fell into a dilemma.
"Even though this is just an illusory novel world, when the protagonist hits me in the future, the physical feeling will be real!"
[Ding! Mission reward: Ancient Holy Body!]
A system notification sounded in Xiao Bai's mind.
"An Ancient Holy Body!?" Xiao Bai was stunned for a moment, almost wondering if there was something wrong with his ears. Is the Ancient Holy Body something from the Dou Qi continent? That's definitely not the case! The Ancient Holy Body is the strongest fighting body of the human race in another plane. However, upon careful consideration, Xiao Bai felt relieved. After all, he has traveled to this world, and what can and cannot be done in this realm is uncertain. Although not in the same dimension, and it's impossible to assess the specific effect of the Ancient Holy Body, it is undoubtedly countless times more powerful than his mediocre current body!
[Ding! Mission Accepted.]
The system's voice resonated again in Xiao Bai's mind.
"Isn't it just a massage? Come on!" In an instant, Xiao Bai's beautiful eyes sharpened, and his whole body exuded a destructive aura reminiscent of a novel villain.
...
At night, the full moon emerged, and silence followed the moon's silver light shining on the earth.
The Xiao Clan's Yuxian Pavilion is where Xiao Xun'er lives. The entire attic is simple and unpretentious but exudes an air of elegance.
Xiao Bai walked cautiously through more than a dozen corridors and finally arrived in front of the Immortal Jade Pavilion with most of his physical strength depleted.
Several Xiao Clan guards stood in front of the attic, each wearing a helmet, holding a sword, and emanating a strong aura, indicating their emphasis on Xiao Xun'er's security.
Xiao Bai thought for a long time but couldn't come up with any way to enter the Yuxian Pavilion without being discovered.
"How did Xiao Yan manage to overlook the protection of these guards and enter the Immortal Jade Pavilion when he had just started practicing Qi at the age of four?" Xiao Bai wondered.
Even if a four-year-old child has started practicing Qi, it is impossible for them to climb walls at will. Moreover, there are still Xiao Clan guards watching.
While Xiao Bai was pondering, his eyes suddenly fixed on a burrow not far away. Xiao Bai raised his eyebrows slightly, his eyes gleaming, and he said proudly, "Damn it! I, Xiao Bai, have a backbone, okay? Even if I starve to death outside today, there's absolutely no way I'm going into a burrow!"
...
After half an incense stick's time, Xiao Bai slowly walked into the Yuxian Pavilion.
For some reason, he found that this ordinary attic had suddenly become extremely luxurious! Thousands of golden lights were rolling in red, and auspicious air sprayed a purple mist, enveloping the attic like a fairyland.
There were several large pillars in the attic, and he actually saw a dragon with dazzling golden scales wrapped around the stone pillars. The bridge looked like a fairy bridge, with auspicious phoenixes fluttering over it.
The fairy mist lingered in the air, so stunning! I'm afraid the Ancient Clan spent a lot of resources to build this Immortal Jade Pavilion! It's just that ordinary people don't seem to see this, and everyone thinks Xun'er lives in an ordinary attic. Even Xiao Bai had some doubts that Xiao Yan insisted on entering Xun'er's room at the age of four to warm and nourish her bones. It was all fate's fault!
With such a young and beautiful girl in front of you, who wouldn't want to vie for her affection?
"But can I do it too?" Xiao Bai was a bit confused. I'm not the protagonist, let alone the son of destiny! With great trepidation, he walked towards the wooden house in front of him, wrapped in pink flowers and finely decorated. This is Xiao Xun'er's residence!
Xiao Xun'er is not only the daughter of the ancient tribe, the proud celestial daughter, but also the person who has awakened the Dou Emperor lineage in the ancient tribe in the past thousand years. She possesses the Golden Emperor Burning Heaven Flame, which ranks fourth on the list of strange fires!
Although she is a year younger than Xiao Bai, she can definitely defeat him to the point where even his own mother wouldn't recognize him. Moreover, once this matter spreads, Xiao Bai will face severe punishment from the Xiao clan!
"You're a coward, the worst thing you can do is die!"
"Twenty years later, and I'm still not a real man!"
Xiao Bai steadied his Taoist heart. Then, he tiptoed into the wooden house.
A warm aroma that makes your whole body feel soft and smooth wafts to your face. Like the intoxicating fragrance of flowers, but also like the subtle body fragrance of a woman.
Xiao Bai looked around and saw a young figure on the bed not far away. She is small, lying peacefully on the bed, asleep. She has long eyelashes, a straight nose, and cherry-colored lips. This girl looks as beautiful as the sky and the earth, an elf between heaven and earth, cunning and intelligent.
Xiao Bai was cursing in his heart, and after struggling for a while, he reached out and began to help Xiao Xun'er warm and nourish her bones. However, the next second, Xiao Bai suddenly realized that it seemed he hadn't started practicing Qi yet and had no fighting spirit.
How can I do this!?
Suddenly, Xiao Bai felt a warm current in his body, which was extremely strange, and a set of magical techniques called "Kun Zi Jue" appeared in his mind.
Fighting spirit!?
Xiao Bai's thoughts moved slightly, and a faint fighting spirit suddenly filled the palms of his hands. Obviously, the system had just taken action and helped him gather some fighting spirit, and also gave him a set of immortal skills.
This "Kun Zi Jue" has a total of nine levels. What he had in mind was only the first level, but it was also extremely mysterious.
"Why do I feel like you're more excited than me during the warm-up phase?" Xiao Bai complained to the system in his heart, but his eyes were on Xiao Xun'er's condition.
At this moment, Xiao Xun'er's breathing was calm, like that of a beautiful sleeper. Though immature, signs of beauty were already visible. After confirming that Xiao Xun'er was truly asleep, Xiao Bai formally began using Kun Zi Jue to help her warm and nourish her bones.
At the same time, outside the wooden house, the figure of a child also tiptoed cautiously toward the wooden house.
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