The delicious meal was over in a flash, and just as I was finishing the
last dish, Luna-san spoke.
[The head chef will come to greet you after dinner, Miyama-sama…
Please do your best at time.]
[Eh? N- No, I'd like it if you can help me…]
[Unfortunately, My Lady, who is used to such things… is in "this state"…]
[…Kyuuu~~]
Yes, Lilia-san actually hadn't regained consciousness yet. No, isn't this
actually the longest time she had fainted ever?
So, Lilia-san was only able to eat halfway through her meal, but Lunasan consulted with the shop and asked them for permission to take her
meal home in a magic box.
[Well, putting aside Kaito-senpai's situation, magic boxes are very
useful in situations like this, isn't it?]
[Putting aside Kaito-san's situation, would a high-class restaurant like
this really allow take outs?]
[I guess they would quickly allow it if we just mention Miyama-sama's
name.]
[…Oi, why the heck are you talking about such things as if I'm not
here…]
My two kouhais aren't worried about me at all… C- Could I take this as a
sign of their trust in me? They're just saying such things because they
trust me, right?
[Ahh, don't worry. "Miyama-sama would make sure to tell them" our
thoughts regarding the food as our representative…]
[...]
Luna-san, do you have some sort of resentment against me? Even
though I'm acquainted with some amazing people, I'm just an ordinary
citizen…
I mean, my favorite Chinese cuisine is fried rice…
As I was thinking about this, an attack towards Luna-san came from
someone unexpected.
[Ara ara, Lu-chan really "loves" Miyama-san huh~~]
[M- Mom!? What are you suddenly saying!? Or rather, where the heck
are you getting such a thing…]
[Eh? I mean, Lu-chan always had "the tendency to play pranks on
people you love", right? You wanted to gain their attention, didn't you?]
[Uwaaaaahhh!? C- Can you please stop saying incomprehensible
things!!!? You're wrong! You're totally wrong!!!]
Luna-san's greatest weakness, or in a sense, her greatest natural enemy,
her mother… Noir-san's statement caused Luna-san to hurriedly shake
her head to deny her statement.
Well, it's interesting to know about Lunamaria-san's true intentions
with her actions but… there's one thing I'd like to ask before that. Noirsan, when the heck did you move next to my seat!?
[…Noir-san, why are you sitting next to me?]
[Is it not alright?]
[T- That's not it!]
Stop it, please stop it… Can you please stop looking up at me with that
adult-like bewitching sex appeal…
Her cheeks slightly blushing red, perhaps from drinking wine, and her
dress that was boldly open-shouldered… Even with her petite figure, I
don't know if I should say that it's to be expected from a widow or not,
but her sex appeal makes me feel giddy.
Or rather, can we stop right there!? Why the heck are you leaning on
me, clinging on my arms like that!?
[M- Mom!? What are you doing!!!?]
[I'm just a bit drunk…]
[Then why did you drink alcohol!? You do know that you're not a very
good drinker, right?]
[Ahh, it might not be alcohol though… I might just be drunk on Miyamasan~~]
[Hey… Please listen to me, Mom.]
Saying this, Nor-san loosely hugged my arm and stuck her cheeks to my
arm. Please stop that, I… or rather, all the healthy young men in the
world are vulnerable to such a thing…
[Miyama-san, I had a great time this evening…]
[Eh? Y- Yes, t- the dinner was really fun.]
[However, the more fun you have, the lonelier it feels when it ends. I'm
sure tonight will be a night where I'm trembling in loneliness.]
[I- I guess that might be the case…]
[Haahhh… On nights like that, it would be nice to have a fantastic man
like you to keep my body warm… I'm sure that that would make me feel
greater happiness, as a woman that is.]
[Wha!?]
Noir-san seemed to be completely drunk as she lightly breathed out
while staring at me with glazed eyes. Every breath she takes looked
absurdly erotic… S- So this is an adult woman huh…
I mean, there's a lot of dangerous things with what you're saying, you
know!? Seriously, could you please stop with that hand of yours,
caressing my arm!?
While I feel my heart beating extremely fast because of her sex appeal,
Noir-san brought her mouth close to my ear, speaking to me with a
voice filled with passion.
[…How about it? If you don't mind… How about we go drink after this,
"just the two of us"?]
[ ! ? ]
[Mom!!! You can't! There's no way I'll allow that!!! Come one, please let
go of Miyama-sama already!]
As I was being exposed to the thrilling experience of having things
whispered directly to my ear, Luna-san approached us and pulled Noirsan away.
[Lu-chan? Ahh, I see… Lu-chan also wants to come, right?]
[W- W- W- What the heck are you talking about, you drunkard!!!? Let go
already! We're going back to our inn!]
[You don't have to be shy, you know? This may be Lu-chan's first time,
so Mom will teach you everything, okay?]
[Ahh, geez!]
As Noir-san hugged my arm, refusing to let go, Luna-san tried to twist
her body between Noir-san and I, trying to pull Noir-san away.
I've been feeling something that feels really great on my right arm since
a while ago but… Hey, can someone help me…
[Now then, let's just leave those two for Kaito-san to deal with. How
about we chat while waiting for Lilia-san to wake up?]
[Seconded~]
[…Good gracious, Miyama-kun is amazing.]
[Why don't you follow Miyama-kun's example and get yourself another
wife or two, Rei?]
[U- Umu, well, let's just push that aside for another time.]
Aoi-chan, Hina-chan, even Rei-san and Fia-san… N- No, there's still Siegsan and Anima…
[Oya? Speaking of which, where's Sieg?]
[Ahh, she went to pay the bill in Lilia-chan's stead… Anima-chan seems
to have left too, it seems like she had something to do, bringing Etachan and Thetta-chan with her.]
I don't have… any allies left.
Dear Mom, Dad————– There are people everywhere who have bad
habits after they get drunk, and it seems like Noir-san is in a way, a very
troublesome drunkard. The way she approached me brimming with the
sex appeal of an adult, I guess it's to be expected from a widow huh…
Can anyone please get me out of here… Or rather———— Please wake
up already, Lilia-san!