Valentine's Day is an event that has been introduced to this world from
the world I was in, and is now completely prevalent in this world.
The day before Valentine's Day… In front of me, the God of the world
where Valentine's Day came from was tilting her head in wonder.
[…Question. Event, Calculate.]
[…Ummm, Eden-san? If it's possible, can you speak normally?]
[…Valentine's Day is an event that asks for affection in exchange for
chocolate. Do you enjoy receiving such calculating sweets? Is such an
event necessary?]
[The contents of what you said first really differs from what you said
now…]
[What do you think? Miyama Kaito.]
[What I think? Let's see…]
Listening to Eden-san's words, sounding like she's really wondering
about it, I chuckled.
She was still as straightforward as always, but it's not like she was being
an idiot, she's just simply curious about it.
[…Not everyone is able to express their feelings as openly as Eden-san. I
think Valentine's Day is an opportunity to express the feelings that are
hard to convey, and to express your everyday affection in the form of
chocolates. I can't say that it's definitely always the case though…]
[I see, I have learned something new. As expected… of my "beloved
child".]
[...…]
The moment Eden-san muttered that, goosebumps appeared all over
my body.
This is bad… This is really bad…"Her switch had been turned on"…
Eden-san and I have known each other for a good long time already…
and I already understand her personality to some extent.
Normally, Eden-san seems indifferent and extremely calm but… her
true fearsomeness appears when her switch is turned on.
It's fine as long as she calls me "Miyama Kaito". However, when she
starts calling me "my child" it's a sign that her switch has been flipped
and it will be very dangerous but… I can't escape anymore.
[Well then, I will also give my child some chocolates.]
[T- Thank you.]
[It's okay. For my beloved child to be happy… is the thing that makes me
happier than anything else.]
[I- Is that so…]
As my hand trembled, receiving the chocolate that suddenly appeared
on her hand, Eden laid her hand on mine and slowly caressed it.
As I feel like I saw something muddy and dark behind her eyes that are
supposed to be bright and richly-colored, a chill runs down my spine.
[Yes, that's right… My child, let me feed you these chocolates.]
[Eh? Ah, no…]
Eden-san, who had turned like this, is very dangerous and frightening.
If I had to say what's scary…
[I- It's okay! I will eat it myself.]
When she's like this, even if I reject what she wants…
[My, my, telling mother that he doesn't need her help… As expected of
my beloved child, you have grown to be a brilliant young man.]
[...]
As you can see, for some reason, her Affection Points skyrockets even in
this situation.
What's scary about Eden-san when her switch has been flipped is that
no matter what I said or what I do, for some reason, her Affection
Points will skyrocket.
It isn't like she always affirms with what I say. It's just that no matter
what I do or say, I will be favorably received and forcibly pampered to
the point of fear.
[Aahhh, my child… You're very resolute. As expected, men are supposed
to stand on their own, aren't they? My child who is trying to eat
chocolate is also very dreamy. Whether it's your manly fingers, your
gesture of picking up the chocolate, your glossy lips, your handsome
face, everything, everything is just so loveable. Aahhh, my child… Please
show me your face even more. Please look at my countenance with your
eyes. Please listen to my voice with your ears. Please feel my body with
your skin. Yes, you're very dreamy. My beloved child… You've eaten
your first chocolate, haven't you? How splendid. Come now, there are
still several pieces more. Go ahead, eat as much as you want. I will
always be watching. I will not let you out of my sight for even a few
tenths of a second. Aahhh, it's alright. Even without any photographic
machinery, I, a God, can keep your image forever imprinted on my mind.
Even the movements of each of your cells looks beautiful and majestic…
Aahhh, my beloved child. I wonder how you could have captivated my
heart like this. To captivate a God like this, what a sinful human you are.
However, it's alright. I am your ally. I will affirm everything. I will spoil
you to a mush. I'll love you prodigally. Aahhh, yes, that's right… Readymade goods don't suit your brilliance. Let us create a new food just for
you. Let's create an event for the sake of giving that. Let's make a
national holiday, all for your sake. Yes, that's great. Aahhh, but that
would make this event swarming with bugs that can't understand your
splendor. Let's not do that. My dear child will be defiled. Of course, if
that happens, I could just erase all of these beings, but the kind you
would be heartbroken. Then, let's postpone making a holiday in your
name. Aahhh, but please don't worry. I'll make very sweet food instead.
Just for your sake, yes, that's right. There's no need for anyone but you
to eat it. Only for you…]
H- Hyiiiiiihhh!? She really is too scary!? I haven't spoken anything at all,
but the conversation went in a strange direction and she's now even
talking about making a holiday for me.
Was it because of the sight of Eden-san's love that is so heavy to the
point of insanity, that my body is trembling right now? I wasn't able to
keep the chocolate in my hand in my mouth and fell off when it hit the
side of my lips.
[Ahh…]
[Aahhh, that won't do… my child. Your skin will get dirty… *lick*]
[Whaa!?]
When Eden-san saw what happened, without any hesitation at all, she
licked my lips where the chocolate fell down.
[E- Eden-san!? W- What did you just…]
[I will not allow any stain on my beloved child's body. Please rest
assured. I will clean it… I will not let a single nook or cranny slip past… I
will clean everything.]
[Wait!? Stop!?]
[This body has been adjusted for your sake… I'm sure you will be
pleased. Now, my beloved child… Enjoy my body to your heart's
content.]
Pushing me down to the floor, Eden-san looks at me with eyes that
seem to be tinged with madness and I feel like I could even see a heart
mark inside them. Thereupon, with a deep smile carved on it, her face
began drawing near.
The difference in power between Eden-san and I is obvious, and being
in this position makes me feel like a carp on the chopping block… While
feeling frightened of Eden-san, just like water that finally broke through
a dam, her affection began gushing towards me… Her body, that she
claimed to have been adjusted for my sake, began touching mine…
[Hmph!]
…and was punched away by Kuro who immediately appeared.
However, I don't know if I should say that it's to be expected from Edensan or not, as she doesn't seem to have received any particular
damage… She immediately returns and turns her cold eyes towards
Kuro.
[…What do you think you're doing, God's half-body… I won't allow you…
to interfere with my tryst with my beloved child.]
[The one who won't be allowing you is me! I just put my eyes away from
you for a moment and this immediately happens! How many times do I
have to tell you not to force yourself on Kaito-kun…]
[I'm not forcing myself on him. This body is made for my sake, you
know? It's natural providence that this body will be offered to my
child… If you interfere, I will get rid of you.]
[…Let me see you try it, you lustful God…]
And then, the fight that shook the heavens and earth began.
Incidentally, this isn't the first time this happened… This is already the
8th time that an angry Kuro has punched away Eden-san, who has been
trying to push me down for any sort of reason.
Looking at the two of them create a subspace and fight in a distance… I
brought the rest of the chocolate Eden-san gave me to my mouth.