Chapter 44 - I'm Really Tired

Appearing in the place where we're having talks with the Goddess of

Time is Shiro and with her appearance, the atmosphere of the place

looked like they've seen something unbelievable. I guess that's to be

expected, for Shiro-san is the God of Creation… The head of the Divine

Realm.

With the sudden appearance of such an existence, the area was

completely frozen.

[Sha– Shallow Vernal-sama. W- Why are you suddenly in the Human

Realm…]

With her head hanging down, her voice slightly trembles as the

Goddess of Time asked.

I had heard that the Divine Realm was a completely vertical society, but

it became clearer to me as I looked at the Goddess of Time. Even for the

Goddess of Time, who has the status of being the Supreme God, second

only to the God of Creation, it seems that Shiro-san, the God of Creation,

is a completely extraordinary entity for the Goddess of Time.

And while the Goddess of Time is kneeling like that, Shiro-san… didn't

seem to be particularly bothered, and before long, she sat down in a

chair that appeared before I knew it and began to drink her tea. It looks

like she's completely ignoring the Goddess of Time though…

[E- Err, Shiro-sa—– [Insolent!!!] ——!?]

I was about to unintentionally tsukkomi Shiro-san's behavior of acting

as she pleases just like she always does, but was interrupted by the

Goddess of Time's sharp voice.

Ah, sh*t… I've completely f*cked up. I spoke to her the same way I've

been doing just a few moments ago, but the other part is the top of the

Divine Realm, the God of Creation, and she is supposed to be an

existence that shouldn't be spoken to so casually.

Without even having time to apologize for my blunder, the Goddess of

Time turned her sharp eyes towards me.

[You bast*rd! Who the heck do you think you are to speak so casually to

Shallow Vernal-sama!]

[I- I'm sorr—- [I myself allowed him, does he need to get permission

from some other people?] —–Eh?]

[Wha—!? Shallow Vernal-sama!?]

I was about to hurriedly apologize to the Goddess of Time, but my

words were interrupted by Shiro-san.

Then, Shiro-san turned to the astonished Goddess of Time with the

expression she usually has, and repeated in a voice with no inflection at

all.

[Does he need to get permission from some other people?]

[N- No, my apologies.]

Receiving these words that don't have any inflection at all… Words that

may feel frighteningly cold when said at this timing, the Goddess of

Time turns pale and deeply bowed her head to apologize.

Yes, I can understand how the Goddess of Time is feeling very well.

When she repeats something with that inflectionless voice of hers, it's

terribly intimidating…

[It's been a while. Shallow Vernal-sama.]

[Kuro's attendant. It's been a long time.]

At that moment, Ein-san also greets Shiro-san while kneeling on the

ground and deeply bowing her head.

The greeting she did isn't the usual greeting that Ein-san usually does,

but with an etiquette of the highest level, as if she were before a king,

and that shows how high Shiro-san's position is. For even that Ein-san

is showing that much respect to her…

Perhaps sensing my emotions, Ein-san, who came over my way after

giving Shiro-san a simple greeting, silently mutters.

[…That should be obvious. Shallow Vernal-sama is the one who comes

closest to the word omnipotent in this world. She isn't someone I can

ever oppose.]

Apparently, Shiro-san is seriously the real thing among the Gods. She's

almost omnipotent, and isn't at a level that something like a cheat could

ever reach.

I see, I could now understand why Kuro laughed so hard when I told

her about my conversation with Shiro-san before.

That is to say, I just said "That's impossible for you" to an omnipotent

God. Ignorance is a scary thing…

And then, that's when I suddenly remembered. The person who was

here, but remained silent until now…

[Lilia-sa… n?]

[...…]

When I moved my gaze to the side, Lilia-san had… fainted on the

ground with bubbles frothing out of her mouth.

[Wha–, Lilia-san!? Are you alright? Please get a grip!]

[…Huh!? Ka- Kaito-san? I- I'm sorry… It's just that I had a strange

dream. How is it possible that the God of Creation would suddenly

appear in front of me…]

[You talking about me?]

[…T- The God of Creation? It isn't just a dream?]

[Yes.]

[A- Awa— Awawawawa, m- my apologies. I— I've b-b-b- been impolite,

errr, ummm… Kyyuuu~]

[Lilia-san!?]

Somehow the situation seems to be far beyond Lilia-san's tolerance, as

when Shiro-san spoke to her, Lilia-san's eyes moved around in circles

before she fainted again… Ah, this is no good.

For the time being, let's just leave Lilia-san like that. She'd just probably

pass out if I wake her up again so… Let's go to Shiro-san's side first to

restore the tension in the air.

[Err, Shiro… No, Shallow Vernal-sama.]

[You can just call me Shiro like you always do.]

[No, as expected, that is…]

[You can just call me Shiro like you always do.]

[H- However…]

[You can just call me Shiro like you always do.]

[Ah, yes.]

You're that firm that you won't even concede to that!? The glances of

the Goddess of Time that seems like she's asking "Who the heck is this

guy?" really hurts, and I wish she'd stop looking at me like that…

Anyway, errr, an explanation, yes, we need to explain it to them… or

rather, I'd appreciate it if you could explain it to them…

[Kaito-san is a human I've granted my blessing to. I was the one who

was talking to Kaito-san earlier. And I came here because I heard his

request to clear up the misunderstanding.]

[ [ ! ? ] ]

Thank you very much for your terribly concise speech that sounds like

you're dropping a bomb towards them. Both the Goddess of Time and

Ein-san are completely surprised, frozen in their places…

However, Ein-san is Kuro's maid, and after a little while, she nodded her

head in agreement, as if she somehow figured out the situation.

The problem is the Goddess of Time, and with an expression that looks

like she completely doesn't understand, she flusteredly spoke to Shirosan.

[Sha- Shallow Vernal-sama granted your blessing to a mere mortal!? WWho the heck is this Miyama?]

[Kaito-san is an otherworlder.]

[…No, I don't think that's what she's trying to ask.]

It seems to be a shock to the Goddess of Time that the God of Creation

has blessed me, a mere mortal, as she asked if I'm some kind of

extraordinary being… But as expected of the Airhead Goddess, she

doesn't read between the lines at all just as usual.

Look, Shiro-san, the Goddess of Time wants to know why Shiro-san

gave me your blessing, and what kind of relationship I have with you.

If you just tell them that you were asked by Kuro to bless me, they

should be able to understand, then we can just throw this whole

situation to Kuro, settling this matter here…

I tried telling Shiro-san, who can read my mind, what I want her to

explain in my mind. It seems like Shiro-san understood as she nodded

once. She then turns to the Goddess of Time and opens her mouth.

[Initially, I performed the blessing noncommittally at Kuro's request,

but since I was interested in Kaito-san, I removed my previous blessing

and seriously granted him my blessing.]

[Sha- Shallow Vernal-sama is interested in him!?]

[…Could you wait a second there, Shiro-san?]

[We had tea together afterwards. Right now, we're still in a relationship

where my Affection rises and falls, and it seems like I'm Kaito-san's

capture target.]

[Huh? Errr, Afexion? Capture target? T- That is… What kind of

relationship is that?]

[It's a relationship where we save up Affection Points, and eventually

"develops into a sexual relationship".]

[Wha–!?]

[...…]

Why the heck are you throwing nuclear bombs here, you stupid

goddess!!! Instead of settling the matter here, you just made things far

more troublesome than before!?

Even just your explanation to what Affection and Capture Target just

blew everything up!!! In the first place, doesn't that knowledge of yours

come from an adult game? Seriously, where is this person getting all her

information?

It seems that relying on Shiro-san was a mistake, as the Goddess of

Time stiffened with a face that looks like a haniwa, and I could only hold

my head in my hands.

And since then, I've spent a long, long time… A really long time trying to

desperately gather the words of excuses just to clear up this

misunderstanding between the Goddess of Time and Shiro-san.

Dear Mom, Dad—— The place was in turmoil with Shiro-san's

appearance and it didn't just bring halfhearted worries to our hearts. I

don't know what to say anymore—– I'm just really tired.