Shall we consider the pitition the council proposed your excellency?
Asked a creature with eyes like a snake and the body also like a snake....
Wait whaaaaat???
Why is a damn snake talking.
Hahaha it must be a dream right?Yeah there is no way in hell a snake can actually talk right..
What kind of fucked up dream is this.Enough of this weird dream,i should probably quickly wake up soon if not I should probably kiss my job goodbye yeah I have to wake up soon.
Hmm hmm... but how
How would I wake up??Maybe i should ask the weird creature for some help but it is a dream, what can that talking snake do, it's a dream afterall...
Right ..right.. it's obviously a dream, what else can it be hahahaha
Okay let's do it ..
Hello Mr snake. Can you understand me,if u do may I kindly request you to release me from your tail so we can have a talk like gentlemen .
Oh sorry sorry my bad my bad we should talk like gentlemen and gentle snakes☺️.
Maybe he understood me seeing him eyeing me weirdly I thought may be he liked my joke so we should hit it off pretty well
Is what I thought alas...
That damn snake just tightened his grip in his tail and..
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Needless to say that broke my waist
It hurts it so damn hurts ahhhhhhhhh.
But wait
Why
Why
Whyyyyyy the fuck I am feeling pain. It is supposed to be a god damn dream right
Right
Righhhhhhh
Ahh why did that bastard increased his grip,
Does that bastard want to cleave me in two??
Wait wait I am sorry,I am sorry
I don't know what I did but I am sorryyyy
And just like that I died...
But who cares it's a dream after all. Finally I can wake up from that weird dream and go to my lovely office room.
Hehe
But wait a minute!!
Wtf is this?????
That's not my house, well it cannot be called a house if we look at this pig shell closely..
But it's not what is important right now,
Where TF am i?
Fuckkkk
Why is there 2 suns in the sky.
Doesn't that mean it's not earth and I died while sleeping and reincarnated like some fucking novels..
Haha my humour is truly the best.
I should have been a good standup comedian..
Now I should wak..
Just then something weird popped up
STATUS WINDOW
NAME: REN
TRUE NAME:???
RACE: HALF ELF
OCCUPATION: SERVANT
OCCUPATION RANK: HEAVENLY
SKILL:???
CULTIVATION:NOVICE
.
.
SYSTEM NOTE: SAVE THE WORLD TREE
IN 2 MONTHS.
What in the fucks name is this..