Oliver was now alone in the streets and tried to find the others, but after a while he started crying because he couldn't find them and had no idea where to go back to the ship.
Oliver: Wahhhhh! Where are you?! Wahhhaha! I didn't mean to run away from you, I'm sorry!
Smoker stood next to Oliver the next moment and Oliver looked up into Smoker's face with tears in his eyes.
Smoker: Hello little man, have you lost your parents?
Oliver: I was out with my friends and Father Wallace and because the girls stole my cotton candy, I climbed on a house and then suddenly they all disappeared. I don't want to stay here alone! Wahhwahhh.
Smoker: First wipe your tears from your face and stop crying like a girl and then I'll help you look for them, how does that sound to you? I know this Town pretty well and I think they'll be looking for you too. Do you know where they might be?
Oliver: They said something about a bar called Gold Roger.
Smoker: I know the bar, but why would they want to go there, the bar is only for dangerous criminals?
Oliver: I think they wanted to go out for a drink. (The man seems nice, but I shouldn't mention that we're pirates. Or my only chance of finding the others will disappear.)
Smoker: Alright dwarf, then let's follow my smoke.
Oliver looked around and saw a trail of smoke that marked a path for the two of them.
Oliver: How do you do that, that's really cool?
Smoker: It's not worth mentioning, I once ate the Moku Moku no Mi and now my body is made entirely of smoke now.
Oliver: I also ate a devil fruit, I can become a chameleon, but your devil fruit is much cooler than mine.
Smoker: You also have devil powers, that could come in handy later for you. Maybe you want to join the Navy when you're older? I could help you get into the Navy, I'm the captain in this city and we're always happy to have young soldiers who want to fight for the good.
Oliver became nervous and answered hesitantly, "I think I'm too afraid of the bad people who rob others and deal with drugs and beat children, so I refuse."
Smoker: Yes, these pirates are really disgusting scum, it's best to stay away from them, but if you change your mind and want to join the Navy, my door is always open for you.
Oliver: OK. (I think the man is dangerous for us, but he's actually quite nice, hopefully Dia won't kill him.)
Meanwhile, Wallace and the others arrived at the bar and ran to our table with panic in their eyes.
Wallace: We have a problem, Captain! A Marine Captain who is made out of smoke is in this town and he had badly injured Oliver. So I turned back time to get us out of there, but we had to leave Oliver behind because it would have caused too much of a stir to take him off the roof screaming.
Dafne: You did... hihjuck...whalt?
(You, Hiccup, did what?)
After these words, Dafne's head fell on the table and she fell asleep.
Dia: Old man, get for the little one... Hjhüb, a bucket jusht to be on the shafe shide, shish caan't handel the shame amount of alcohol ash we can!
(Old man, get for the little one a bucket just to be on the safe side, she can't handle the same amount of alcohol as we can!)
Raoul: But shen... I can no longer danshe on the table wish the lepreschaun?
(But then I can no longer dance on the table with the leprechaun?)
Cornelius: I'm not a leprechaun and you're anyway not in my danshing league, you old stockfish.
(I'm not a leprechaun and you're anyway not in my dancing league, you old stockfish)
Raoul fell off the table and went close to Dafne and kneaded Dafne's breasts.
"It's been a long time... since I had so much fun with such a pretty young lady," said Raoul with a perverted grin on his face.
Dafne woke up and noticed his hand on her breasts and gave Raoul a punch in the face that sent him flying across the bar and into some bar stools at the end of the room.
"You don't have to be so mean to me, that was just a compliment from me for you, kihihihihi," Raoul giggled.
Dafne: Dia!!! The old man is the son of a perverted bastard, protect me from him.
Dafne turned to the side and, "Blüüühhhh!"
"That was great," Dafne said, laying her head back on the table.
Lenny: She didn't like my food, did she? Captain, I request permission... to massage her breasts too!!
Wallace: Didn't you all understand what I just said, I said we have to find Oliver and do it as unnoticed as possible because a navy captain is looking for us, who is made entirely out of smoke!
I stood up and put my finger over the mouths of the two Wallaces standing in front of me.
Dia: You're both so good looking and scared like little cat's, I just want to squeez you both in my breasts and then protect you. And Lenny... permission for massaging of Dafne's breasts is granted!
I then pulled Wallace with his face into my breasts and hugged him tight and he got a nosebleed and fainted and I shook him.
Dia: Hey, don't fall asleep Wallace, what will happen to massaging my breasts?
Coni came running into my arms
Coni: Dia, please bring Oliver back to us, I'm afraid something will happen to him, I'll massage your breasts too, If you find him!
I pushed the two Wallaces away from me and looked at the two Coni's with unsteady eyes.
Dia: Okaaay... come with me, I'll save your beloved Oliver...!
I sprinted out of the bar with Coni and ran straight into Oliver.
Dia: I found him Coni! It's a miracle!
Oliver: Ouch, why are you running into me, Dia?
I looked to Oliver's right and looked into Smoker's eyes, my right eye having trouble staying open.
Smoker: Little man, get out of here, this woman is dangerous news.
Oliver: These are my friends, thank you for bringing me back to them.
Dia: And how dangerous I am! Hihjuck!
Coni hugged Oliver and Oliver took her hand and quickly ran with her back into the bar without saying anything.
Smoker: Is the boy one of your crewmembers?
Dia: Yes, you grumpy order-taker...do you have a problem with that?
Smoker: Then he probably won't become a Marine soldier, that's a shame. Now surrender before I have to hurt you. You can't fight me in your condition anyway so save me the time.
Dia: You say I can't fight with you? Then watch what a drunken monkey god can do.
I brought out my Battlestaff out of between my breasts and assumed a very twisted fighting stance.
"Come on, you white-haired Elvis waste" I said, waving Smoker towards me with my hand while I used my staff to support myself so I wouldn't fall over.
Smoker: Whatever you want! White Blow!
Smoker's arm turned to smoke past the end of his wrist and his hand flew towards me with a trail of smoke. I raised my battlestaff and hit it straight into Smoker's fist, his fist was stopped straight away by my staff and I directed his fist up into the air and Smoker immediately pulled it back towards him.
Smoker: How were you able to block my punch, no one from East Blue could do that before you and you don't even use Haki for it, how do you do that?
Dia: So you're afraid of a small fight against me now?
Smoker: Don't be ridiculous, I'll catch you at every moment from now.
Smoker leaned forward and his legs that turned to smoke shot his upper body towards me and he hit his jutte towards my neck. I dodged the attack from his jutte with a stumble to his side and threw him through three neighboring building walls with a sideblow from my battlestaff.
There was smoke everywhere and it was getting harder and harder to breathe as the smoke took over more and more of the area, so I took out my wings and used them to create a gust of wind that blew the smoke away from me. Smoker emerged from the destroyed buildings with blood on his forehead running down his face.
Dia: Have you still not had enough...hijuck, of a beating?
Smoker: You've just been lucky so far, I can't let you get away with destroying my city so easily. White out!
Smoker's arms grabbed my body and enveloped me in a cloud of smoke.
Smoker: Now I have you, you'll be done for in a minute!
Dia: Do you really think so?
I've long understood Smoker's devil fruit's weakness and it's simply wind, so I created a Rasengan in the palm of my hand that simply sucked in its smoke.
"What is that wind ball in your hand", Smoker asked as he pulled his arms back towards him and was increasingly confronted with the fact that I had completely analyzed his abilities and that he no longer had a chance of winning.
Dia: That ball? That's... Yes, that's a wind jutsu and as you can probably guess, I've noticed that you have trouble directing your smoke when the wind is faster than your smoke, which is why you use your body to accelerate your smoke.
Smoker: So you've noticed, but I still can't just let you go.
Dia: I know!
The next moment I appeared in front of Smoker in a split second and pressed the Rasengan into his chest and he flew through several house walls again and then lay deformed and unconscious under rubble on the ground.
I then repaired the houses and dropped Smoker off at the local Marine base, where a few soldiers took him straight to the hospital room. I walked back to the bar and the kids looked at me with wide eyes.
Dia: This guy will not come back to bother us so quickly anymore.
Raoul: So you defeated Smoker? You must be pretty strong, the guy has defeated countless pirates over the last few years, he is considered the strongest marine in the entire East Blue.
Oliver: Is he still alive, because I actually thought he was a nice man and he led me back to you?
Dia: I just gave him a small wound and then dropped him off in front of the Marine base so don't worry about him, he'll get better soon. And why are you three massaging Dafne's breasts? I only allowed Lenny to do it?
Oliver: It looked like fun and Coni started it first when she saw Lenny doing it.
Dia: Lenny, I think she's had enough of your perversions. We should go back to the ship.
Dafne opened her eyes and her face was completely red.
Dafne: He should keep doing it, it doesn't make me feel as sick as before.
Dia: Guaranteed and pigs can fly. Lenny, put her on your shoulder and don't forget the pirate in the sack, we're leaving.
Raoul: Really, you guys want to go all ready?
Cornelius: You heard the captain, let's go to the harbor.
Wallace: Can I maybe massage your breasts later in your cabin, I somehow couldn't accept your last invitation to do so, Dia?
Dia: Coni has already taken over your task, she will help me relax tonight.
Oliver: Can I sleep with you too, I can give you a massage too?
Dia: Coni, do you want Oliver with you?
Coni: Yes, but then he has to forgive me for eating his cotton candy and for running away with the others.
Oliver: I will forgive you!
Dia: Raoul, take care of yourself, we will come back sometime and have another party here.
Raoul: I'm looking forward to it, since Roger drank with me here at the bar, you were the first ones who still had courage.
Oliver: So Gold Roger was here?
Raoul: Yes, but that was a long time ago. I still wish you much success on your journey.
We left the bar and walked to the harbor which now looked much emptier than when we arrived.
Coni: Where have all the ships gone?
Dia: They've definitely left again. Our second boat is already gone, Jack is probably back on the ship.
The woman with the sword came by and didn't have her glasses on her face.
Woman: Sorry to bother you, did you just say Jack? Jack Sparrow?
Dia: Yes, why?
Woman: I've been looking for him all day, the man stole my money to pay his bill in a brothel and that's why I'm looking for him.
Dia: He's on my ship right now, I guess I forgot to give him money, how much money did he steal from you, I'll pay it for him?
Woman: Then he is lucky again, it was 30,000 berries.
Dia: Here you have 40,000 berries for the trouble Jack caused you, thank you for forgiving him.
Woman: He should never do something like that again, next time he might have to go to prison for it.
Dia: Guys, let's go, this woman is really trying to imprison a ghost.
We set off from the harbor and the woman looked around in surprise and asked:
"Imprison a ghost?"
A marine soldier came running up to her the next moment and saluted to her.
Soldier: Midshipman Tashigi, Corporal Dullo reports! Captain Smoker was found injured and unconscious in front of our base, he is still unresponsive and has serious internal injuries, we assume pirates are the possible perpetrators!
Tashigi: What, a pirate defeated Captain Smoker? Let's go to him!
Meanwhile we arrived at the Black Pearl and Jack was hanging depressed from the mast on a rope.
Jack: Oh, you're back, Dia, you really need to improve the durability of the ring and I need money, I already had to steal from a woman to pay my bill, what should women think of me and the worst thing is, I couldn't even take some women with me, because I didn't have enough time for it.
Cornelius: Me and Wallace weren't lucky either, at least Lenny had a little fun with Dafne's breasts.
Dafne: That was just for my nausea, you're mean, Cornelius.
Lenny lifted Dafne off his shoulder and threw the sack containing the pirate against the mast.
Lenny: The bag is wet, the captain should take care of it quickly before he starts shitting.
Dia: I'd better get this done now.