While me and my sister played with Naruto, Jiraiya went to my aunt.
Jiraiya knocked on the door and Shizune opened the door.
Shizune: Hello Jiraiya, nice to see you.
What brings you here?
Jiraiya: Shizune, you've really grown since we last saw each other.
I come with a message from Sensei for Tsunade, it's about the children's village.
Shizune: Come in, but I have to warn you Tsunade had too much drinks yesterday.
Jiraiya: The children already said that, I met both of them on the way here, sweet children.
Shizune: Tsunade!!!
Jiraiya is here with news from the Hokage!
Tsunade: Don't scream like that Shizune, I'm already on my way.
Tsunade entered the hallway.
Tsunade: Why does the old man send you here instead of coming himself?
Jiraiya: He's not the youngest anymore and you know the stack of papers.
Even with a headache you look great.
Glad to see you.
Tsunade: Stop your sweat talk and get to the point.
Jiraiya: The Anbu couldn't find the person responsible for the village annihilation either.
The attackers left no trace or evidence of their actions.
Tsunade: Did the old man at least find out the reason for the attack?
Jiraiya: There is no information about this either and he tried hard to find the culprit, but unfortunately he didn't find anything.
Tsunade: Maybe it's just my clan's fate to slowly drown in its own blood.
Jiraiya I've been trying to train with my nephew over the last week, but his talent is too great for me.
He has memorized everything our clan has to offer in the last week and his taijutsu far exceeds mine.
He even learned a master's fuinjutsu at first sight.
If he is supported, he could surpass my grandfather, but I can't teach him anything anymore and that means something.
He easily defeats me in a fight and I'm pretty much at a loss as to what i can do with him now.
Jiraiya: Are you still drunk Tsunade, it sounded like you weren't completely sober yet?
Tsunade clenched her fist and punched Jiraiya through the front door.
Tsunade: Does that seem like I'm drunk to you?
Jiraiya: It's fine,i understand and you don't have to beat me through the door straight away.
That was very painfully.
But you also can not expect from me to just believe what you did tell me, because it's pretty unrealistic for you to lose in a fight to a child.
Tsunade: Sure, I didn't give it my all against him, but I also know that it wouldn't have made much difference against him.
It's like he knows what I'm going to do next, before I even think about it.
But if you don't believe me, try fighting him.
And don't let his cute hamster cheeks get you down, otherwise he'll tear you apart.
Jiraiya: Okay Tsunade, I accept the challenge on the condition that you go on a date with me, if he loses to me.
Tsunade: And what if you lose?
Jiraiya: Then I'll teach him everything I know.
Tsunade: Deal, but you can't back out.
And so we came to this point in time.
Suki: Hello aunt, why is Mr. Jiraiya still here?
Tsunade: Jiraiya wants to fight against your big brother and if your brother wins, Jiraiya will teach him everything he knows.
Suki: Go Super Onii Chan, finish him off!!!
Sato: Must I really fight him Auntie?
I just ate and this isn't good for my body.
Tsunade: Come on, you brat, show him what a Senju is, otherwise you'll be banned from going out for two weeks.
Sato: Then let me quickly treat the old man.
Jiraiya and I lined up against each other and aunt Tsunade said "Fight."
Jiraiya ran towards me and tried to kick me with his sandals.
I grabbed his leg using his strength and spun him over my head, slamming him head first into the ground.
Jiraiya was lay'd on the ground and said:
"The short guy has something up his sleeve, but that was just to warm up.
No one stands between my date with Tsunade,"
After a while, Jiraiya realized that a taijutsu fight was hopeless as he lost about 40 times and was pretty beaten up.
He also changed his strategy and used the first Jutsu's.
He tried genjutsu first, but I broke free right after I was hit by them.
So far I was only on the defensive, but I slowly had enough and went on to attack him.
I took 10 shurikens and threw them at Jiraiya and activated my Chain Reaction ability.
All 10 shurikens then bumped into each other in the air and precisely changed their flight directions.
Jiraiya saw that there was no escape for him as the shurikens cut off any escape route.
Now he let his hair grow and shouted "Ninja Art: Needle Jizo".
He then shot needles made of hair at my shuriken to block them, whipping a pair of these needles towards me and I said:
"Earth release: Stone Wall".
The needles were intercepted by a wall of stone and I touched the wall and said "Earth release: Stone Wall shot Jutsu".
I then hit parts of the earth wall to Jiraiya with my palm.
Jiraiya saw round pieces of the wall flying towards him and saw that they formed into sharp stone spikes in the air and raced towards him.
He called out "Earth release: Mud Wall Jutsu" and a wall of mud intercepted the stone spikes.
But I didn't wait and shot a
"Water release: Water Jet Jutsu" through one of the openings in the stone wall.
This jet of water hit the mud wall and spread the mud over Jiraiya so that his legs were trapped in the mud and I then shot a "Thunder Release: Thunder Spark Jutsu" at the wet mud floor in which Jiraiya was currently trapped and this hit Jiraiya with full force and made him incapacitated.
Tsunade: And the winner is Sato.
Suki: That's called Super Sato, Aunt Tsunade.
Tsunade: The winner is Super Sato.
Aunt Tsunade then went to Jiraiya and helped him up and healed his minor burns.
Jiraiya: Tsunade, what did you do with the kid, I had no chance against him?
Tsunade: I didn't do anything with him, he learned everything on his own.
But since you lost the bet, you can now teach him everything you know.
Jiraiya: I'll teach him, I have to say the boy has so much potential, have you told Sensei about it?
Tsunade: No, the whole thing should remain our secret, I don't want another clan member to be targeted by the other villages.
I told Sato to pretend to be of average ability at the academy so that other villages wouldn't notice anything about him and that Sato could enjoy his childhood.
Jiraiya: I accept your decision, maybe even if I lost the bet, we could have something to eat together?
Suki: Auntie would be happy to have dinner with you.
Tsunade: Suki, don't get involved.
Suki: But aunt, you are always so sad and Mr. Jiraiya just wants to cheer you up.
Tsunade: Okay, but only on the condition that you don't try anything weird, understood?
Suki: Aunty has a date, Aunty has a daaate.
Aunt Tsunade blushed and Jiraiya started laughing loudly and secretly gave Suki a thumbs up.
Tsunade: That's over now, it's late, let's go to bed with you!
Suki and I both said, "Yes, Aunt Tsunade" and went into the house, but we saw that the front door was broken.
Suki: Aunt, why is our door broken?
Tsunade: I accidentally tripped earlier and broke it.
I smiled at her with a big grin.
Tsunade: Don't look at me like that Sato and now go upstairs.