"What's up, Old Lu?" Jiang Xu asked, a bit puzzled.
His tone seemed a bit off.
With a melancholic voice, Lu Chao said, "Imagine I started dating a girl, moved in with her the same night.
Then we broke up the next morning, and I even gave her a breakup fee.
That's reasonable, isn't it? No issues there?"
"???" A huge question mark emerged in Jiang Xu's mind, then he quickly realized, "Fuck, did you fly away?"
"What kind of talk is that, huh?" Lu Chao said discontentedly, "Am I that kind of person?
It was just two lonely hearts, accidentally meeting, then briefly being together.
Latter we found out we weren't suitable, so we split up.
As a man, I compensated the girl with a breakup fee, what's wrong with that?"
JC: I've never heard this version before, keep going.
"So..." Jiang Xu asked speechlessly, "you got caught?"
"Cough cough cough!" Lu Chao coughed violently and then said, "Anyway, hurry up and get me out. I still have work to do."
