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Lord Of All Perverts : Isekai'd in the Age of Gods

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If by chance you were yeeted by the Legendary Truck-kun and met the bored ROB that grants you to ask three wishes (of course with limitations)...what would you wish? Harem? Overpowered Skills and Talents? Travel back and forth in timelines? Or maybe just a near-omnipotent system? Hmph,That's just for the amateurs. Why?Because... Ur Mom Iz Gey.
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Chapter 1 - 1-Meeting a ROB

(First Perspective)

When i opened my eyes,I found myself in the vast room(or space?) that has the color of white.

I doesn't know how i got trapped on this white room.Heck,i don't even remember my name.It's unknown why i can't but the only thing i remembered is:

Aside from several scattered and fragmented memories, I'm an orphan with no parents and no friends with solid relationship and that i died from being ran over by a huge truck.

'Wait...huge TRUCK?!!'

'DAMN,IF IT'S TRUE THEN I MIGHT MEET THE LEGENDARY R.O.B.!!!'

My excitement flared up when i thought of this as one of my fragmented memories said that: TRUCK == ISEKAI.

Of course,I can't be fully certained that i am being Isekai'd after this in order to avoid a huge disappointment.But, It has high chance of happening if my conjectures are true.

Death by Truck?Check.

Appearing in a white space or void?Check.

The only thing that needs to be checked in order to be Isekai'd is the presence of ROB himself/herself.

While i'm hyped by the excitement brought by my guesses.I don't realize that a desk with an old CRT monitor atop had appeared in my peripheral vision.

I only noticed it a few seconds later,Although I'm startled by this sudden appearance as no there's no objects in my surroundings previously.I quickly just assumed that it's the work of ROB.

With curiosity,I approached the computer desk and sat on a lone chair in front of it.

With an expertly and masterful push of power button,I booted up this old computer.

And...Yup,After the familiar windows logo disappeared i got prompted by a window tab that looked like this:

[Write your three wishes below.

Wish #1:

Wish #2:

Wish #3:

Note1:Your Wishes can be rejected and thus lessen the numbers of wishes that can be granted.

Note2:Reincarnation and custom system of your choice is also granted as a freebie.

Submit]

'So this is the famous three wishes in isekai genre plus customised system is included as a freebie thus freeing up a spot in my limited wishes!'I exclaimed in my thoughts as i gazed at the window tab and wonder what possible wishes i may have.

Money,Power and even Women are just the basics.Of course as a simple man i want all of these three but I'm no 'ordinary' simple man.

I..am..'extraordinary' simple man.

Thus for my first wish,I write:

[Wish #1:Devilishly Handsome Appearance with Ruler-length d*ck.]

I wrote this because I'm an average in top(face) and below(d*ck).Although,I might be overboard by the size of d*ck i inputed.So i moved the mouse and hovered it's cursor and pressed the backspace key.

And...Fuck,I can't delete letters.

Just imagine my surprise on finding out that i can't delete letters in this tab.Good thing,That i inputed my desired appearance first so i have little regrets.

Though,I'm worried about my future waifus that will take my full length but at the same time felt relieved that i at least added my d*ck length or else i will waste my second wish.

Anyway,I decided to just move on and think and ponder deeply on what i may write on my second wish.

And after a few minutes of utilizing of all my brain juice i decided and wrote my second wish:

[Wish #2:A Random Powerful Talent and Ultra-Rich Background]

This second wish is about on providing me a useful talent and a ultra-rich background.

I wrote the 'Powerful' instead of 'Overpowered' prefix next to the talent because i vaguely felt that it's likely to be rejected because it's a two wishes inside of a wish.Additionaly,The word 'Random' might persuade the ROB to just think of it as an extra perk on my wish.

And Honestly,I do not want to risk my wish just because of some greed.

Anyway,I wrote my next wish after a moment of hesitation:

[Wish #3:Reborn in 'Age of Gods' universe.

Note:Please reborn me in a world where everyone can become Gods after awakening their worlds and can nurture civilizations on that planet.]

I wrote this wish based on my fragmented memory because it seems that i fantasized and dreamed on reincarnating on this kind of genre where everyone can become Gods.Though,I also wrote the note below in case the ROB is confused in this tye of genre.

Just imagine the thrill of roleplaying as a Creator in your world with the ability to create and destroy with a flick of a finger like Minecraft but it's more superior version.

Anyway,Here's the full review of my wishes:

[Write your three wishes below.

Wish #1:Devilishly Handsome Appearance with Ruler-length d*ck.

Wish #2:A Random Powerful Talent and Ultra-Rich Background.

Wish #3: Reborn in 'Age of Gods'universe.

Note: Please reborn me in a world where everyone can become Gods after awakening their worlds and can nurture civilizations on that planet.

Note1:Your Wishes can be rejected and thus lessen the numbers of wishes that can be granted.

Note2:Reincarnation and custom system of your choice is included in the package.

Submit]

And without further ado,I moved the mouse and hovered the cursor on the Submit button and clicked...

A moment after,My vision gradually became dark and i lost my consciousness.

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