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Chapter 12 - Chapter 11: Relaxing Time and A Small Quarrel

(A/N: I tried to write the lemons but it turned out so bad that i decided to just skip it XD)

The once nice and tidy bedroom, well decorated for a certain newlywed couple's first night, was now akin to a ruined battlefield….

The thick and immensely durable ice walls encasing it and its own concrete walls had been damaged beyond belief as if some rampaging beasts had been ramming them desperately so they could taste the air of freedom outside. Its furniture was strewn out all over the place and most of them were even broken as if they had been used as weapons to fight against something. And last but not least, a mix of suspicious liquid had stained the whole place and made it smell quite…. lewd.....

And the pair who caused this chaotic and indecent mess was lying on a bed which frames had been broken because of their intense battles.

Esdeath was resting her entire weight on her beloved's body, making her bountiful breasts press on his chest. Her breathing was ragged because of the fierce battles and soft moans occasionally escaped her luscious lips alongside a twitch of her body thanks to the lingering pleasure.

And Ryoma, her dearest husband who made her into such a mess was smiling contentedly even though his breathing was as heavy as hers. One of his arms was loosely hugging her waist while the other was softly caressing her hair. His mighty spear he wielded to defeat her again, again, and again was still standing proudly right below her honey pot which was still oozing with his seeds. 

But, both of their bodies were oddly clean except for one obvious part, contrary to the bedroom they were in which was messy and stained with their mixed bodily fluids….

"Haa… ha… ugh~ dear…." 

"Hm?"

Esdeath's beautiful pair of sky blue eyes gazed back and forth between her husband's equally mesmerizing emerald ones and his still erect dick which was poking from

between her butt.

"You're a beast…."

Even after their love makin– no, mating like wild animals for god knows how long and after being milked by her for so many times…. He was still eager to continue??

"Heh~ said the succubus who kept draining me and asking for more!" he retorted as he rolled his eyes.

He really wanted to stop when the artificial sky had already turned bright, but she kept begging him for another while her insatiable pussy wouldn't let him go and was desperately trying to drain all of his cum like no tomorrow.....

And as a man, how could he stop when his wife hadn't been satisfied? So he continued to ravage and fill her up again, again, and again! Plus, her intensely burning lust which he felt really made it harder for him to stop too.

Thus, when he finally quenched her thirst, the room they were in had already been reduced to this mess…..

"Fufufu~ My bad~ I can't help it, getting my insides filled by your love felt too amazing~" she purred at him lovingly as her face approached his shoulder….

"Then you can't blame me too– ouch!!"

And bit him hard…..

"Ugh…. as expected of my husband, how could your body be so tough?" she sulked as she released her bite.

She still could feel the elasticity of his skin and flesh but her teeth couldn't even leave a mark on him.....

"And who's exactly the beast here?!" 

He was already bitten more than ten times throughout their wedding night! He knew that she was one barbarous woman but not to that extent! The good thing was she never bit his precious, the thought about it never crossed her mind too.

"Hehehe~ I want to leave my mark on you, my husband~" Her lips then moved to his ear and whispered to him possessively that made his spine tingle with excitement, "So those whores will know that you have already belonged to me~"

"Isn't this ring enough?" 

"Ehehe~ i know, but you like it don't you~?"

"I– I don't…." 

"Aha~ You know that you can no longer lie to me right~?" She smirked at his denial and her whisper became more seductive, "I knew that your hiss when the first time i did that wasn't just from pain~ It turns out my domineering husband has a peculiar taste, fufufu~"

"No….." he answered with a low voice as he turned his face away.

"Denying it is useless my dear~ anyway..." She pulled herself back and held his face to make him stare directly into her eyes which somehow had heart shaped pupils. "How about we continue from where we left off~? Your sword is still eager for more, no~?"

"Wait!! Don't we have more things to do other than this?" He resisted her lust which had begun to burn once more while holding her shoulders to prevent her attack on his mouth.

If he kept indulging her like this then both of them would be stuck in this room doing nothing but sex!!

"You said that but~" She licked her lips as her thighs began squeezing his member and made him grunt in pleasure. "Your body is more honest~" 

"Stop and think about it for a bit, do you even remember how many times we did it??"

"Eh…." She paused her attack and thought for a bit. "I…. I lost count after the 50th shot….."

"Huh? I emptied my loads inside you so many times?!" Even he was dumbfounded at the numbers. 50 shots? That's more than what's inside the AK-47 magazine!

"Right…. we really lost track of time, don't we?" She took a deep breath to calm herself and continued, "Haaah… and you're right, we still have so many things to do other than indulging in our carnal desires"

"Sigh… I'm glad you understand, we still have worlds to conquer and obviously wars to fight, remember?" He exhaled a sigh of relief and swept the sweat on his forehead.

"Indeed~ even though love making feels amazing, I want to slaughter enemies on the battlefield with you!" replied her with her usual blood thirsty grin.

"That's more like it!! Anyway, I'm quite curious about something…. Theresa?"

[*Sob.. after so long…. you finally called me, Master!]

The voice of his system assistant rang in his head but he noticed something wrong in her sullen tone which was akin to an abandoned puppy...

["Eh? How long since we talked?"]

[336 hours, 30 minutes, and 56 seconds Master! It has been so long that I thought you had forgotten about me….]

["Damn…. that is more than two weeks…"]

He was quite dumbfounded after knowing how much time he spent on his wedding night. He never would've thought that a man could fuck for so long, was it thanks to his endless stamina and regeneration from Getter Rays?

'My dear husband~ is she the so-called assistant of yours?' Esdeath's voice chimed in his mind and shook him off from his musing.

Her voice was sweet and loving but from their connection, he could feel that something was wrong.....

And when he looked at her face….

'Fufufu~ you're a very bad man~ how dare you talk to another woman right after our wedding night?'

She was smiling but her formerly enchanting pair of blue eyes were now akin to two swirling whirlpools of darkness and he could feel that both of her hands were slowly crawling to his neck. 

'Marrying you is the best decision of my life…' 

And that was what he blurted out in this life threatening situation. Was he scared? no, he loved this! 

'Flattery will get you nowhere….'

Her voice still had a hint of maliciousness but the way she averted her eyes cutely from him while blushing showed that her anger had disappeared.

Well, how could she stay angry when he said that kind of thing genuinely from the depth of his heart.

'Flattery? No, it's the truth!'

'Dear~!'

The atmosphere in the room turned ambiguous and some kind of imaginary pink aura could be felt by the bystander once more....

[Ehm! Greetings Lady Esdeath, My name is Theresa, Master Ryoma's assistant…] 

Thus, this bystander decided that it was best to politely interrupt this passionate newlyweds before she became ignored for a long time! Again.....

'Tch, annoying third wheel!! Dear, you should just fire this maid of yours! You don't need anyone else beside me, right?!'

But it seemed like her courtesy wasn't appreciated by her Master's wife…..

[Master, you see… I have said that a mentally unstable woman is dangerous for your well being right? In fact, this act of excessive jealousy against an a.i assistant like me has proven that fact, no?] 

So if a fight that she seeked, then a fight she would bring! This mad woman hadn't become her official mistress anyway, so a little bit of impoliteness was acceptable, right?

'Heh~ my insanity just makes him love me more~ but…. how dare you call me a danger to my husband?!'

[Ara~ did I ever mention your name, ma'am? Seems like you need to check your hearing]

'That's it! I'll rip you apart from my husband's side! He doesn't need anyone else inside his mind other than me!'

[Unfortunately It's impossible because my Master still needs my aid. Moreover, i've grown quite comfortable in his side so, i couldn't see myself leaving him anytime soon~]

'You fucking digitalized slave!!'

[Oh my, this is bad…. My auto translation function couldn't decipher the ramblings of a mental hospital patient! What should I do, Master?]

The atmosphere became tense as if a world war was about to break out inside the head of the only man in the room. But, He didn't want these two women to argue endlessly, especially inside his head!

So he used a big brain move!

"Hmph! Mnhnn~"

He sealed his wife's lips with his own, but it wasn't just that! His tongue, trained for weeks in their prior battle, moved expertly to dominate hers, striking all of the weak spots inside her mouth and turning her into a mewling mess on top of him.

Phuah~

Once they separated from their kiss with ragged breathing, a string of glistening liquid could be seen forming between their lips alongside a blush on their cheeks as a sign of the heat which had been building up. Though he used this chance not for another round of sex.

"Haa... please Es, can you get along with Theresa?"

But to reconcile his adorable murder machine with his system assistant as he held her shoulders firmly.

"But dear.... she..."

"Esdeath, listen to me!" His wife wouldn't relent but he kept pushing on while gazing into her eyes unwaveringly. "You are the one I love the most! Both now and in the future!"

He then proceeded to caress her face lovingly and gently continued, "You have given me another purpose in life, whether in my previous one and in this life. Without you, I might still be living as the husk of my former self and probably would die as a loser. That's why, no one and nothing can take your place!"

"Ahh… ah~ Ryoma~!!"

It seemed like his cheesy words worked out very well because she immediately glomped onto him while repeating his name and "love you" like a broken machine...

And now, it was his system maid's turn…

["And you, Theresa…"]

[Yes, Master! Awaiting your orders.]

Her professional tone immediately returned as she heard his call, though he could feel a hint of expectations from her voice.

Was she expecting cheesy praises like what he gave to his wife? Oh well, then he would give it to her, she deserved at least that much!

["Thank you. Without you, I wouldn't be able to reach this far."]

[You don't have to thank me, Master. It's my duty as your system assistant to prioritize your goals and safety. Other system assistants like me would surely do the same]

["You don't understand Theresa? It was because my assistant was YOU! You are precious and irreplaceable to me!!"]

He really meant it wholeheartedly. No system assistant, at least the ones he knew of, would go out of bounds to help their hosts/master as they usually only help if it's related to the system's functionalities. But Theresa? Not only did she help him plan things out and served as a battle supporter, she even helped him in building this beautiful living area and even helped him in answering Esdeath's question about astronomy which was completely unrelated to her supposed job. That is why she's so precious to him and he wouldn't settle for any other assistant even if they are way better than her. 

[I– I understand….]

'[No Theresa, no! He is your Master and he's already married!!]'

A sentient system assistant usually wouldn't have this kind of thought this early...

'[Relationship between a system assistant and her master? What kind of blasphemous thing is this?! No, I couldn't have such deranged feelings! Absolutely not!]'

But, The Architect always creates a system assistant with the preferred personalities of their hosts to avoid incompatibility, though these traits are hidden by their creations outer personas until they are triggered by certain conditions.

Then what were the correlations between the two? Simple, what is Ryoma's most preferred personality type? And what would happen if a person with that kind of personality was ignored for an extended period of time by the person she cares the most while having to watch him making love with such passion with another woman?

Nevertheless, were they enough to snap her? No, those things only acted as the loading of the bullets, not enough to trigger the gun itself....

'[But Master said that I was precious and irreplaceable… then it means that he doesn't need any other systems beside me…]'

But that encouragement of his, the cheesy lines he said with only the pure intentions to cheer his system assistant up, was the one which unknowingly triggered the fully loaded forbidden weapon, planting seeds of blasphemous feelings inside of her.....

[*Ding!! Unlocking Hidden Functions: System Antithesis!]

And they had already begun to grow...

[Current Progress: 1%]

Slowly but surely...

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["Hm? I think i heard something"]

[Maybe you misheard, Master? I didn't hear anything suspicious except for you and your wife]

["I see…."]

He definitely didn't….. His hearing and memory had been massively enhanced that it was nigh impossible for him to misheard. So either it was only him who could hear that "ding" sound or Theresa was hiding something from him…

Suspicious indeed…. but he couldn't really do anything about it so he just continued to reconcile them.

"In any case, I don't want to see or hear the two most important people in my life fighting over meaningless things. So get along okay?"

Esdeath's trance stopped as he heard his voice and looked him dead in his eyes…

"..."

"Or I will be sad, you know?" and he pleaded again, with a more pitiful voice.

"....."

The silence persisted for a few moments before she spoke with a bit of reluctance.

"Dear, If that's what you want…. fine, I'll tolerate the existence of this digitalized slave of yours. As long as she doesn't overstep her boundaries of course." 

[Your wish is my command. I won't cross paths with your wife as long as she doesn't endanger your life, Master.]

"Yeah, that's enough for now…."

His wife's voice still turned venomous when she mentioned Theresa while the assistant of his had obviously increased her vigilance against Esdeath. But, progress is progress no matter how small it is.

The mood in the room was still a bit tense though, so he offered to do something to cheer up the two sullen women.

"And with that being said, how about we take a shower? You must be feeling quite sticky and uncomfortable, no?" 

"Hmm~ not really…" 

Except for her snatch, her body was actually clean that not even sweat was visible. Must be because of the green ray her husband's body emitted regularly when they were mating so the act became more comfortable because he wouldn't taste his own liquid on her body.

"You don't want these hands to clean you up?" he offered once again with a whisper while one of his hands began molding her soft cake tenderly, making her bite her lower lip in expectation.

"Mmmh~ i suddenly feel quite dirty~ i think i might take up that offer!" 

"Heh~ weak willed~"

"Only for you~ then what are you waiting for? pick me up!"

"Can't you….. walk on your own?" he deadpanned at her spoiled request.

"Ehh i can't~! My legs felt like jelly after you toyed with my body for so long~" but she just became more spoiled instead as she snuggled into his chest.

"Really? after you almost pounced on me?"

"Oh my~ i have been found out~" She stuck out her tongue playfully and continued, "But, don't you like it if your wife is acting spoiled~?"

"Fair enough….."

He couldn't say no to that. He loved every single thing about her, even her psychotic and murderous side….

"Then c'mon! pick me up~!"

"Haahh… okay…." He then got up from the broken bed and lifted her up on his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

"Dear….."

"Yes?" 

"What's the meaning of this?!"

"Pfft!! Hahaha okay.. okay.. i'm sorry~" he burst out laughing at her anger then carefully changed the way he lifted her into a princess carry which immediately improved her mood.

"Better~?" asked him again with a smirk.

"Hm.." she answered succinctly as she got comfortable in his embrace.

"Alright then…." 

And with the spoiled ice general in his arms, he walked to the almost broken door which led to the master bathroom. But, he stopped just when his hand touched the handle.

["Theresa, can you please do something for me?"]

He realized that his assistant likes it when he gives her some tasks to do, especially the important ones, so he decided to give her that.

[What is it, Master?]

["Please build a military industrial complex on a million hectare area, here's the blueprint"]

He then sent her a blueprint of an extremely advanced industrial complex from his memory which he received from fusing with the Emperor's Heart.

The complex has so many facilities, from the basics like the assembly lines to the advanced ones like the perfect cloning facilities, genetics synthesizer, and materials transmutator.

[Affirmative, so where do you want me to build it?]

["Hmm, In the stomach seems fine.."]

After thinking for a bit, he chose the stomach area because it has quite a lot of free space and wouldn't be very vulnerable to impact like the limbs.

[Very well… It should be finished in 10 hours or so]

["And one more thing, Theresa…."]

[Do you have any more requests, Master?]

["Thank you… as always..."] he wanted to say more but settled with a simple expression of his gratitude and a sincere smile on his face.

[Fufu~ I'm only fulfilling my duty~]

And she replied with a giggle, it seemed like his thanks had successfully improved her sullen mood.

"So… are you done flirting with your slave?" his wife chimed in, it seemed like she was unhappy that her prize was delayed.

[Seems like you will be offline again for a long time, Master…] his assistant too sounded a bit depressed after knowing that she would be ignored again, how troublesome….

["Well…. I'll try to finish before you're done"]

[It's a promise then! Theresa, commencing orders!!] and she somehow left cheerfully… Did she bait him into saying that?

"Heh~ Do you think that 10 hours is enough to satisfy me?" whispered his ice general with a sultry yet challenging voice after hearing that he could satisfy her in such a short amount of time.

10 hours? Barely an appetizer! she definitely would make him miss his promise with that annoying system!!

"I wasn't confident before but now…." he paused then gave her a look that she knew very well, a look he gave her before turning her into a mewling mess under him and it made her folds twitch.

"I've remembered all of your weaknesses~"

And as he opened the door, the ice general suffered another blissful torment….