Thor was extremely bored in his room in the watchtower thus he could not avoid all the thoughts that plagued him about their predicament. He missed his Mother, his Father and to his disbelief he missed his brother and all of his mischief. He missed Asgard as a whole and their Midguard. He had to find someone to talk to to pass by time with.
Getting up, he went to Natasha's room and found it empty..as always.
Does she really sleep? Thor thought. He proceeded to Hawkeyes room and found him playing Poker with Wanda and Captain America who offered for him to join in but he politely declined. He never understood how to play that game even though they had all tried to explain to him how it is played. All he needed was to eat and maybe let out some simple steam. Tony was nowhere to be found too. He probably disappeared with Ben since he heard them talking earlier…something about hacking. Typical Tony he smiled, his friend was always searching for the next technological threat life had to offer or had not yet offered.
He decided to go grab something to eat. Now is as good a time as any he thought walking through the hallways. Murmurs were heard everywhere he passed. The one or two superheroes he passed along the way would stare at him then at the hammer till they were out of vision. He had quickly memorized all the places he has been to in the watchtower so finding his way to the kitchen was not a problem.
He served three burgers and decided to try the smoothy he had seen Ben enjoying so much earlier. Setting them down on a table in the cafeteria he sat down and started eating. Arsgadians had a very huge appetite which could only be filled with large amounts of food mostly meat..preferably fried.
I would give anything to have a beer from Fathers private stash he thought. During the commotion of the portal appearing in the Avengers tower, his magic mug was misplaced with him realizing it a bit later. The Magic mug was his 1000th present from his Mother. His mother knew how much warriors loved to drink thus made him the perfect gift, one which he took everywhere he went.
The mug was magically connected to the huge barrels of Asgardian beer that has been aged for over a thousand years. Once empty, the mug refills itself from wherever it is in the universe making him have a constant supply of beer even when in battle.
That was the only alcohol that could really get him drunk. The ones from Midgard couldn't handle his physiology. One day Tony had secretly drank from Thor's mug his curious mind wanting to figure out the differences between the two beers. That night Tony got so drunk he almost sold his company to a John Doe on the Internet. If it were not for Jarvis and his protocols he would now be dead as broke. He never drank from it again and to his surprise, when he scanned the drink, he couldn't quite receive the correct results as some components were unknown. Cap is the only one to ever sip from the cup and not get ridiculous drunk but he was just drunk, his body metabolizing the beer faster than the ordinary human.
The heroes present In the cafeteria were openly staring at him, thinking how a mere hammer which looked more like a concrete mallet could control an element as powerful as thunder. Miljonir was currently on the ground beside him. Most female superheroes were ogling him because his armor clung to his muscles which were flexing from every movement he made while eating.
The males In the room soon got tired of seeing Thor being ogled and were walking out one by one while the females deliberately stayed or walked at a slow pace heading out.
There was no doubt that the other male superheroes also had buff flexing muscles but Thor's was far different from theirs. He was more in the league of superman. His was appealing and delicious to look at, maybe it had to something to do with him being a freaking god of thunder.
Wonderwoman was standing by the cafeteria counter waiting for the cook to pack her some food for the night. After all the meetings she had she wasn't in the mood to cook when she was at home. She was walked to the teleporter to head home.
"Wonderwoman!" a commanding base voice called out her name when she picked up her food. She turned looking around the room for whoever called her, that's when she noticed Thor sitting in a table in the middle of the room waving at her with one hand while the other carried a half eaten burger.
She was no stranger to huge appetites, after all her and her sisters had one too but Wonderwoman trained herself to eat the acceptable amount in this Mans world. Thor however, had no qualms about eating his fill anywhere while looking good doing it.
She walked to his table.
Everyone saw Thor wave Wonderwoman over to his table and were curious.
"I thought you were resting.. You guys need it more than us." She said to Thor sitting opposite to him opening up her food having decided to eat instead of carrying it home.
"I tried but couldn't. Perhaps I have a lot on my mind. I can't help but wonder how the nine realms are holding on without me or the Avengers to protect them." Thor replied finishing his burgers then turned to his smoothy.
Murmurs were heard around the room. Wonderwoman noticed everyone had their attention on their conversation and that just did not sit well with her. Everyone deserved their privacy whether the person is a hot god or not.
"The reports aren't going to write themselves." She said outloud to no one in particular.
The heroes immediately shuffled out the door heading for their various areas to write their reports. Wonderwoman knew they were the heroes who had completed their missions for the day and had returned to hand over their mission reports to J'onn.
"I'm sure the rest of your heroes can handle it without you…after all they have learned from the best." Wonderwoman said trying to cheer him up which partially worked since he smiled.
"I know what can help, I was on my way out to Metropolis…" She began suddenly sounding unsure of herself. "I thought maybe you would want to familiarize yourself with our world. To clear your head of course and for future references..so as not to get lost…" She rambled trying to come up with the most professional reason.
"That is a lovely idea Wonderwoman..but I wouldn't want to impose or trouble you.." Thor began…
"No no no… Please I insist. It's not everyday I get to show the god of Thunder around our world." She assured him of it being okay.
"Then I graciously accept your offer" Thor accepted before getting up quickly and moving behind Wonderwoman helping her out of her seat.
"Thank you" "My pleasure" came Thor's simple reply before both of them headed for the teleporter.
"Aren't you forgetting your-" Wonderwoman noticed Miljonir back on the floor before it shot up and straight to Thor's hand with so much force that was contained by Thor's powerful muscles which flexed underneath his armor when he flipped Miljonir twice before gripping the handle and turning to Wonderwoman.
"Nevermind…" She said openly ogling at his arm. I wonder if superman or Shazam can lift it she thought.
"After you, my lady." He motioned for the teleporter which Wonderwoman stepped on first before he did then the two of them disappeared.