It only took a few hours for the phone to ring, and an unknown number was displayed.
I answered, "Hello."
The voice on the other end was livid, and I pulled the phone away from my ear, I could still easily hear.
"Stay away from my grandson! How can you go into a poor boy's hospital room?! If you don't stay away, I'll do everything in my power to hunt you down! I'm going to call the police and report this! How dare you!
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He finally had to catch his breath, "So I take it you haven't seen the test results. Call me back when you see he's cured."
I hung up.
I yawned, and my phone rang again from the same number. He could wait. I added his contact under the name 'Rude Old President' and silenced the ringer.
I tossed it next to my monitor and thought about what to do next. I already knew what classes Zari was taking, and it would be easy enough for the president to add me to them once he figured out he owed me.
Of course, if he decides he doesn't owe me, I can make his life hell until he repents of his mistakes.
I hummed and tried to think of something to do. I'll take my wives shopping.
It would be about 2 hours until the stores closed for the day, which should give us some time.
I teleported into the living room where they were laying on the couch together looking at locations on one of their phones.
"Come on, let's go shopping. Women love that, right?"
They both looked at me like 'shopping? Why the f*ck would we want to go shopping?'
Eh? Do women not love shopping? No, it must be they've never done it.
I grabbed one arm each and pulled them up.
"Alright, we'll try shopping," Luna said a bit reluctantly.
I dragged them out of the apartment, hoped nothing would catch fire while we were gone and shouted back, "we're going out. Go to bed and relax together or something while we're gone."
Lila's eyes filled with lust immediately, "Let's do that also instead."
She held her fingers to her lips and looked away in a cute pose that made me want to agree a little. I imagined throwing her on the bed while Luna pulled her clothes off. Her cute little innocent pose made my want to ruin that innocence.
I came back to reality and realized she'd gotten better again, she is the least innocent person in the room, "Nope, we're going."
She looked a little disappointed.
Then I thought of something else that she would like, "there are other places to have a little fun that we haven't before."
I could tell her head was on cloud nine of naughty thoughts, and Luna had to pull her along beside me as she was in a slight daze.
We walked out of the hotel and down the street. I started teaching them about window shopping and told them to buy whatever they wanted.
They weren't very interested in the clothes and shoes but rather the trinkets they'd never seen before.
If I knew the dollar store could be so much fun for someone, I'd have bought the whole chain.
They carried their stuff to where I told them at a register and watched as I demonstrated how to pay with the card, then gave them each one to use themselves.
When we walked out of the store, I took all the stuff and put it in my inventory while moving on to the next place.
There was a souvenir shop for people visiting from out of state, but it was also apparently really good at making money from otherworlders.
This went on for a while until the little shops on the street started closing.
I thought about where to go next and decided on one of the big box stores that has a little of everything.
The groceries weren't their thing, but all the glass items were a hit, they eventually split up, wandering around while I watched them both with my divine sense.
Luna was still picking out some glass cups when a guy with his group of friends walked past.
He bumped into her and exaggeratedly crashed into the shelves of glassware.
I immediately moved in that direction.
One of the employees also arrived at the same time as me, and the guy started putting on a show while looking at her with a lustful gaze.
"Miss, it's not my fault the items broke since you bumped into me."
I wanted to skin this ant so bad but knew I had to keep it under control or it would ruin more than just this outing.
Luna started muttering to herself, "No killing, no killing, no killing, no killing, no killing…"
"Miss, if you don't have enough money, I can help. But you'll have to do me a favor of course."
It was obvious what that was, and Luna lost it. Her fist started towards his head; thankfully, I was able to catch it before the guy's head turned to mist.
This guy and his friends were so dying later.
I pulled out 100k and handed it to a nearby employee, "here is 100,000. Deal with it and keep the rest."
I felt anger behind me, "Who do you think you are to interfere in my conversation with the lady?"
"Hades."
I dragged the still murderous Luna away and told Lila we were leaving.
She also knew what happened and met us as we went out the door.
Luna started ranting when we were a little ways away, "I want him dead! I'm going to kill him! I'll impale him and feed him to the rats alive! He will suffer eternity while being healed and eaten again!"
I put may arm around her and pulled her in close, "How do you feel about a meteor hitting them?"
She slowly nodded, "It's too little, but okay."
I agree.
I thought of a better idea, "An illusion of being killed by meteors for a thousand years, then when it's finally over they get hit for real."
It wasn't too hard to make an illusion that would seem like 1000 years but only be an instant at our level and no one else would be able to notice it.
"Have dogs and rats tear them to shreds also."
We cast an illusion on ourselves that would make us invisible and waited on the roof over the doorway.
It only took about 10 minutes till the group came out.
"That lady was so pretty, why did she have to have a rich friend?"
"I know bro, I was looking forward to the fun later."
"Her sizes-
I cast the illusion. Adding my own punishment also.
Now they would be penetrated in the ass by buff men with their muscles not being their only big thing, while being eaten by dogs and rats and killed by meteors for a thousand years.
We looked through the illusion and watched as they screamed in pain and their asses bled from the massive intrusion.
Lila covered her own area, "That's way too thick and long."
Luna was smiling as she watched.
Their screams were a symphony to my ears that even Mozart couldn't dream to match, their flowing blood the most wonderful art I'd ever seen; Picasso would spit blood in jealous anger.
I edited the illusion a little, and a running wood chipper appeared in front of them.
The buff men slowly walked towards the chipper, still shredding their ass. The scream now contained not just pain, but fear also.
Dogs and rats emerged from the chipper like a burst dam.
They started shredding and tearing their flesh to pieces, carrying it over to the chipper and spitting it in.
The group could watch as parts of their body were turned to slurry by the chipper.
Finally, when they were almost completely disassembled, a meteor fell from the sky and the illusion reset.
This went on for what they would feel were a thousand years. Complete with freezing winters and scorching summers.
When it was about to end, I broke off a small chunk of stone floating in space, pulling it down towards the group.
The instant it ended, they all fell to the ground crying like babies and their bodies were almost failing under the stress.
Boom!
The meteor struck the middle of the group and shrapnel from the ground pierced the bodies.
One of the bystanders got a piece in the leg, but it's his fault for standing so close to the object of my wrath.
They slowly bled to death and their bodies gave out as people called for an ambulance.
I held Luna as we watched the scene until they died before teleporting us back to the hotel bathroom.
I undressed and started filling the tub, I saw the 4 other girls doing exactly as I suggested. Elaria knew we returned and parted with Nona's lips heading our way.
"Master, would you like me to do anything?"
"No, tomorrow morning we'll take a massage but nothing tonight."
"Yes Master, see you tomorrow."
She scurried back to the room and the others made way as she picked her place.
The tub finished filling, and I pulled the girls in. Their clothes got all wet but that didn't matter. I could now see hard bumps under Lila's shirt even easier than usual.
I peeled off Luna's shirt and Lila pulled off her pants before undressing herself. The wet clothes were tossed into a pile with a plop on the tile floor.
Luna wrapped her legs around my waist, I kneaded one of her large moons with one hand and pulled her head closer with the other, kissing her soft, plump lips.
Lila reached around Luna's waist from behind and plunged her little fingers into Luna's slit. The other hand kneaded the other moon, twisting and pinching her nipple. Luna's lips parted against mine releasing a soft moan.
My little brother was pressing against the back of Lila's hand, and she took notice. She retracted her fingers from inside and wrapped them around me, positioning me at the entrance.
Lila remembered something and looked disappointed, "we never did this anywhere else today. If that bastard was still alive, I'd say he got off easy!"