Who is this fat Ojisan we are looking at?

His name is Terada Akio.

On his walls are a bunch of pictures of drawings. More specifically, they are drawings of fantasy girls such as elves, catgirls, cowgirls, foxgirls, succubus, angels, devils, etc.

Akio is not just any old Ojisan; he's a perverted Ojisan who's a loser piece of shit that has never amounted to anything in his life.

He likes to spend most of his time on the internet, appreciating these cute fictional girls as if they were real.

He's about to turn 45 this year and he's still a virgin who never even kissed before.

When he was younger, in his early years of high school, he was rather handsome, and a few girls were interested in him but once he discovered the world of 2D, he started getting fat and became less hygienic.

Today is a special day for him. A day that he had been waiting for weeks now.

One of his favorite fictional characters was a girl who had a body made completely out of slime.

Once he discovered that a replica of the slime the girl was made out of was being sold online, he immediately stole his mother's wedding ring, sold it, and used the money to buy the container of slime.

"It's here," he muttered as he opened the box and took out the container. "It's... it's beautiful."

He wiped the few tears that fell down his face.

The slime inside the container was blue, wet, and bouncy.

Looking at the picture on the wall of the slime girl, he pulled down his pants and began shoving his dick inside the container of slime.

Squelch. Squelch. Squelch.

"Ahh~" he moaned as he thrust his hips back and forth.

"Slime-chan, you're as cute as always. Haa~"

He had his eyes closed and was imagining the fictional character in front of him, pretending that the container of slime was her pussy.

Even though she was a slime, she still wore clothes in the drawings, and he imagined himself pulling her panties down.

He picked up the white panties beside him which he bought a few months ago from a real girl online, and he put it to his nose, smelling it, pretending that it belonged to the slime.

"You smell so good, Slime-chan," he commented.

Squelch. Squelch.

"Ahh~ I'm cumming! Hngh~"

Using the slime, he masturbated and shot ten loads inside the container before he had no more semen left in his hairy unkempt testicles.

Drained, sweating, stinky, hot, and tired, he fell asleep with his penis still in the slime.

The semen he shot mixed with the slime, changing the properties, and a few hours into the night, it had turned solid, encapsulating it as if it was locked up in prison, where it deserved to be.

Ring. Ring. Ring.

Akio's alarm rang and he sat up while yawning.

Turning the alarm off, he looked down and said, "Fuck. I forgot to take my dick out."

He grabbed the container and pulled it but it didn't bulge.

"Eh?"

He pulled it again but it still didn't bulge.

"...Uh... what's going on?"

He pulled it a third time, this time even harder and still it didn't move.

"Ow ow ow," he said as he released the container. Instead of freeing his penis, the only thing it did was pull his penis as if it was trying to rip it off his body.

Gulping nervously, he realized that the slime must've hardened during his sleep.

"Wh-what do I do?" he asked himself as he walked to the kitchen with the container hanging between his legs.

Too embarrassed to tell anyone about his predicament, and not wanting to call authorities for help, he begins trying out ways to free himself.

From using a flame to melt the slime to trying to crack the container open with a hammer, everything that he tries fails.

"Fuck!" he screams in frustration as he punches the container, only to end up hurting his knuckles.

"Ow... goddamn it."

Frustrated and tired, Akio decided that he couldn't give up yet.

Grabbing the container with his hands, he begins pulling it away from him.

"Harder. Harder. Harder! Harder! HARDER!!!" he screams as he pulls as hard as he physically can.

Plop!

"I did it!" he exclaims before letting out a sigh of relief.

Looking at the container, he shakes his head and decides to never use any product from that store again. And if he does, he won't fall asleep with it still on him.

Grabbing a towel, he was about to wipe the excess slime on his penis but when he looked down — it was gone.

"...Wh-wha?"

Looking at the container, he stares down the opening and sees his penis that had been extracted from his body.

"...Fuck," he said as he fainted from shock.

A week later, his mother finally knocks on his door to inquire about her missing ring.

"Akio, did you take my ring? Akio!? Open the door!"

After no response, she used a spare key to open the door and enter his room.

"Akio, if you've stolen my ring then I'm going to beat—"

Her son was asleep on the ground.

No. 

He wasn't asleep.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!" she screams in horror as she stares at her son's rotting body that was missing a penis.

"Wh-what's wrong?" asked her husband who ran over to the room with a cane in his hand, ready to beat his son who probably scared his wife.

He looks over to where his wife is looking and drops the cane.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

That's the story of Terada Akio, a NEET Ojisan who died from blood loss after ripping his penis off his body due to it getting stuck in solid slime.

The end.

...Or is it?