My name is Alan. I don't know my last name.
I didn't have any parents while growing up. My oldest memory is of me being kicked in the orphanage.
I attended school and got the basic education but I never went to college.
Currently, I work as an errand boy delivering pizzas.
My hobbies are reading novels and watching female sports.
I am a true gender equality advocating person and I believe men should be allowed to wrestle women. Preferably in their underwear.
I do not have any ulterior motives, I swear.
Speaking of underwear, I am also an avid connoisseur of lingerie.
I always steal, ehem, I mean borrow, latest magazines to keep up with undie fashion.
My tastes range from brassiere to corset to brallete to babydoll to chemise to camisole to bustier to thongs to bodysuits...
"Alan, you fucker!"
That's my boss. He is a nice man.
"You're fucking running late. Go deliver these pizzas in 30 minutes or you're fired."
"Yes, boss!"
I hopped on my luxurious (half broken) scooter and revved the engine.
Grr grr grrr....
"Boss, I think the scooter broke down."
"Then what the fuck are you waiting for? Run, you son of a bitch!"
I started my early morning run. This is a goodway to keep in shape.
"Ha...Ha...Ha..."
After running a few miles, I like to exhale deeply. It's not because I'm tired, pfft.
"You're late."
The lady looked at me.
"I'm not paying for that pizza."
"Ah, then maybe some other form of payment?"
Thuud
The wind closed the door.
I try to keep an optimistic look towards life. If you act kindly to others, others will also act in kind.
"Move out of my way errand boy!"
A gentleman softly pushed me towards the wall.
I hit my head and felt clear headed immediately.
I saw him get into the elevator with his smoking hot girlfriend. He put his hand inside her mini skirt and started frisking her.
"Ah not here, darling!!"
"Shut up bitch, I'll fuck you wherever I want!"
The doors closed.
The world is a kind place. That's what I was taught in the orphanage.
I looked at my phone's broken screen.
Did I not have a girlfriend because I was poor?
Growl...
My stomach felt empty.
I sat down on the ground to meditate. This was my way of cultivation. It was to enhance my inner qi so that I could continue to live and give my best every moment.
Water started dripping on my head.
I looked above.
"Is the ceiling leaky?"
Not wanting to get wet any more, I quickly got up. It would be kind of me if I repaired it, right?
I won't get paid for it but that's what kind men should do, right?
Just as I was thinking that, the crack increased further.
"Eh?"
It kept increasing and suddenly, the water stopped coming out.
"Did something happen on the upper floor?"
I went closer to take a look.
Standing just below the crack, I tried to peek above.
A big dagger slipped out from the hole.
"Whaa!"
Before I could react, it sliced straight into my brain!
My vision became dark.
Did I die?
But why?
Didn't I live like a good person?
Didn't I always follow and never question?
Why did I die?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Is being a good person actually all just a scam? Is there no reward at all in the end?
Had the orphanage always just lied to me?
Was I just a fool?
All the rich guys get the beautiful girls and poor people like us get no one?!
I get it now.
I am done.
I am done being a good person.
I am done holding myself back.
I am done caging all my inner feelings.
All my suffering, I tried to justify with fake morales but NO MORE!
Oh! How many times I wanted to punch my boss in the face!
Oh! How I wanted to grope that lady's boobs and tear off her dress!
Oh! How I wanted to take that man's girlfriend away!
Oh! How I wanted to see the new lingerie in the Sunday PlayBoy magazine!
Oh! How I wanted to have sex with so many women!
"I have heard your wish."
Huh? Is that you Panty God?
"No you buffoon. I am the Great and Almighty Divine Dagger!"
Eh... I would have preferred if you were the Almighty Panty.
"You dumbfool, listen to me. I have heard your desires! Since I was the reason you died..."
You hacked me to death? That was pretty heartless of you, Panty God.
"Ahem, I had my circumstances. Anyway, I have heard your desires! Since I was the reason you died, I'll grant your wish."
You'll give me an unlimited supply of PlayBoy magazines?
"Shut up you imbecile! Go to Arcana and become the Villain! Have all the riches and women you want!"
Isn't Arcana from the novel I read as a child?
"You...you did? I MEAN, GO THERE. It is the World I control. I'll teleport you there and... "
Teleport? So like transmigration and not reincarnation?
"Yes...why?"
No, if it were reincarnation, I could have had a mother...
"Alan..."
So that I could look at her bra and suck them titties with my baby hands!
"You horny fucker!!!!!!...
Whoooooooooooooooosssssh
I opened my eyes.
[Name: Adam Bigcoc
Titles: Girlfriend Thief
Stats:
Hp: 13
Mp:999999+
Class: Girlfriend Thief (Unique)
Skills:
Super Sexy Tongue
Super Sexy Eyes (locked)
Super Sexy Fingers (locked)
Super Sexy Dick (locked)
Current bank balance: 1000 Tus]
I saw a screen in front of me.
"Adam Bigcoc? Isn't he just a side character that appears in the prologue chapter?"
"Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!"
I saw a woman standing in front of me.
Her breasts were probably G cup or more and her ass was thick like a watermelon.
She wore a striped white top hat like a magician.
A white leather jacket over a black BDSM vest.
A tight panty and fishnet stockings exposing her plump thighs.
She had brown hair and her skin looked delicious.
"You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!"
I asked her, " What's that?"
She took out her cane and hit my pee pee.
"Make the target woman submit to you by making her cum three times! Use only your tongue and steal her from her stupid boyfriend! Remember, no cheating or using this handgun!"