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Chapter 34 - Meet the author and also shut up author

The scene transitions back to Agony, seated on his throne, his laughter echoing through the cosmic expanse. "Why am I laughing so much?" he ponders aloud, a glint of amusement in his eyes. The reason becomes clear as he unveils a peculiar organization—the Basic Foundation—an assembly formed with the audacious goal of killing the author.

Agony, still chuckling at the sheer audacity of their mission, remarks, "No, these guys are crazy. I'm talking nuts. They're trying to go against someone who rules over this reality and the reality inside of this novel. Like, bro, why?"

The narrative then shifts to Officer Jacob, a 27-year-old high-ranking member of the Basic Foundation. He holds the distinction of being the youngest high officer in the organization. Jacob's motive for joining the Basic Foundation stems from a deep-seated vendetta against the author. The destruction of his dimension, justified by the author's boredom, serves as the catalyst for Jacob's fervent desire to challenge the cosmic puppeteer.

As the threads of the cosmic dance entwine, the Basic Foundation emerges as a force that defies the very fabric of the narrative, setting the stage for a clash of ideologies, motivations, and the inherent chaos embedded in the cosmic struggle against the author's whims.In the hub of the Basic Foundation's operations, Officer Jacob directs his attention to an officer nearby. "Why are you here? Is there anything you want to report?" he inquires. The officer swiftly responds, "Yes, sir. The author's activity has been strong in the celestial realm and in the universe S-15."

Jacob, intrigued by the information, acknowledges, "S-15, you say? Investigate the celestial realm, universe S-15, and check for anomalous activity on the planet Killatulu." The officer nods and promptly leaves to carry out the assigned task.

As the atmosphere hums with activity, another officer approaches Jacob with a new piece of information. "Sir, entity REDACTED has reacted, and the entity wants to see you, sir." The mention of this enigmatic entity adds a layer of intrigue to the unfolding narrative, setting the stage for a meeting that might hold pivotal significance in the Basic Foundation's mission against the author's influence.In a meeting with REDACTED, Jacob cuts to the chase, asking, "What do you want?" REDACTED responds with a glitchy tone, "You know, you've been doing this for what, seven years? You need to retire, my friend."

Jacob, undeterred, presses further, asking, "What do you want to say?" REDACTED's glitchy voice continues, "What I'm saying is, the only one that's going to defeat the author is literally no one. The author has existed for what, 17 years? He's literally younger than you, yet he is much more cunning than you."

The cryptic conversation hints at the complexities of the struggle against the author. REDACTED's glitchy tone and unsettling perspective introduce an element of uncertainty, challenging Jacob's resolve and underscoring the elusive nature of the cosmic adversary they face. As the dialogue unfolds, the narrative deepens, leaving a sense of foreboding and the weight of an intricate cosmic chess match against an opponent who seems to defy the conventional rules of time and experience.In the exchange with REDACTED, Jacob questions the significance of the author's age, stating, "But it doesn't make a difference, does it? He's still only 17, only someone pretending to be someone he's not. The only reason he's far is because he somehow controls this reality. That's the only reason. What if someone else were to take his place as the 'author'? Who would win, the author, right?"

REDACTED responds, "You're right. A different person, whoever holds the title 'author,' wins. But he's only been an author for seven years, and he's the strongest author to ever exist. He created a whole universe because, in real reality, he's bad stuff to himself." REDACTED glances at us, the reader, and adds, "It's all fictional, by the way, so don't mess this up in real reality."

Jacob, curious, asks, "Is the 'reader' here?" REDACTED's response is a simple, "Yes." The dialogue delves into the intricacies of the author's influence and the malleable nature of the narrative, blurring the lines between fiction and reality. The enigmatic presence of the reader adds a layer of complexity to the unfolding cosmic drama, hinting at the dynamic interplay between the characters, the author, and the unseen forces guiding the narrative.In response to Jacob's question about his existence, REDACTED bluntly states, "Yeah, what do you think 'author' means?" Before Jacob can react, a bluish man holding a milk jar interrupts. He cheerfully addresses the reader, saying, "Yo, do you know what this is? This is milk—delicious! You should try some. Oh yeah, again, oh yeah."

Without warning, the bluish man pulls a lever, abruptly cutting off the communication between Jacob and REDACTED. The scene takes an unexpected turn, leaving Jacob in a moment of suspended confusion, and the bluish man's whimsical interruption introduces an element of unpredictability to the unfolding cosmic narrative.In response to the inquiry about his identity, the bluish man offers a chilling reply, "Your worst nightmare," punctuating his words with maniacal laughter. Before any further developments, Saki, the Queen of Lust, is abruptly and brutally sliced, transforming into a form reminiscent of one of those cube-shaped foods.

The sudden and grim turn of events adds a layer of darkness to the unfolding narrative. The bluish man's claim as Jacob's worst nightmare, combined with the unexpected violence against Saki, introduces an air of tension and mystery. The cosmic clash takes on a more ominous tone, leaving both characters and readers on the edge of anticipation for what twists the narrative will take next.In a surreal turn of events, the bluish man reveals himself as the author while casually sipping milk. With an air of nonchalance, he strides in front of Jacob, delivering a powerful punch that shatters half of the Basic Foundation. In a shocking display of power, the author takes one of Jacob's eyes before bursting into laughter.

As he laughs, the author mockingly questions, "Really, this is the strongest warrior that is gonna fight me to the death? Damn, I should've made someone stronger." The narrative takes a meta twist as the author reflects on the unfolding events, expressing a casual and somewhat indifferent attitude toward the chaos he orchestrates.

With an abrupt shift in tone, the author hints at a potential chapter reminiscent of Doctor Who, leaving the details shrouded in uncertainty. He playfully admits to making things up on the spot, embracing the unpredictability of the narrative creation process. The scene unfolds as a surreal blend of cosmic conflict, authorial whimsy, and a touch of self-awareness, creating a narrative landscape where anything can happen.The author, now looking directly at us, dismisses the notion of a Doctor Who theme with a wry expression. "Really thought there was gonna be a Doctor Who theme? No, no, it's only but a fake news," he declares. With a mischievous tone, he adds, "Fake news, my friend readers and manifest."

As readers, we may find ourselves questioning why he brought up the idea in the first place. The author, in response to this unspoken query, simply shrugs and says, "Then why are you speaking about it? I don't know." The narrative takes on a playful and unpredictable dynamic, blurring the lines between fiction and authorial commentary, leaving readers in a state of amused uncertaintyIn a whimsical turn of events, the readers, seemingly manifesting their collective will, open their mouths and collectively instruct the author to "shut up." The surreal interaction between the readers and the author introduces an amusing layer of meta-awareness to the narrative.

The dynamic between the creator and the audience takes center stage, creating a playful moment where the readers, figuratively and perhaps even literally, have a say in the unfolding story. The author, caught off guard by this unexpected manifestation, may find himself temporarily silenced by the whims of those engaging with the narrative. The interplay between creator and audience becomes a lighthearted dance, showcasing the unique and unpredictable nature of the storytelling experience.With an ominous smile, the author bids the reader good night, creating an intriguing air of suspense. As the narrative closes, the author metaphorically shuts the door, leaving us in anticipation.

The scene then shifts, and we to Zog …..