"Oh!" Yan Fei responded nonchalantly. "Then I'll turn myself in, Director Lin. I've made a mistake. I went to the reservoir to enjoy the scenery, and a python came to eat me. I didn't let it eat me obediently, which was a big mistake. But what was even worse was that not only did I not let it eat me, my uncle and I split it and ate it. You should hurry up and take me away! And remember to arrest my uncle too! I'm betraying my own family and reporting him for eating a piece as well."
This incoherent rambling, it must be honed from spending everyday with Heizi. In truth, he was purposely making mischief, so that Lin Baoguo wouldn't bother him about joining the militia anymore.