Phoenix: Dear, how much is a Xiaomi 2?
Hehe's Store: 499
Phoenix: Okay, I'm placing an order right away.
Hehe's Store: That's very quick of you.
Phoenix: It's a shop run by Sister Hehe, so I must be quick about it.
Crying Whale: How much is an Apple 6?
Hehe's Store: 3,888
Crying Whale: Can I get a discount?
Hehe's Store: No.
Crying Whale: Okay, I'll buy one first. If the quality is as described, I'll purchase one each for my wife, my mistress, my sister-in-law, and my mistress's sister.
Hehe's Store: Well, it seems like I'm dealing with a veteran. I'm impressed.
Hehe's NC Fan: Hehe, are you there?
Hehe's Store: I'm not.
Hehe's NC Fan: Who are you then?
Hehe's Store: I'm her boss.
Hehe's NC Fan: Hehe
Hehe's Store: As I mentioned before, I'm her boss. Please, no random shouts.
Hehe's NC Fan: Hehe
Hehe's Store: Quit with the 'Hehe'
Hehe's NC Fan: Hehe's employee, how much is the Apple 6?
Hehe's Store: 8,888
Hehe's NC Fan: Okay, I want to buy it.
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