Chapter 5 - Chapter 5

My best friend is straight ( chapter 5)

scene 1 continuation from last scene

Chikozie: come inside na? Or should I come out so people will know why I'm laughing?

Mike: quickly entered the room back. Trying to act calm and unbothered..

Chikozie: hmm hmm hmm... Why did you ran outside?

Mike: guy just leave my bed please. I want to sleep. He said keeping a very serious facial expression

Chikozie: why are you acting so serious? No be you just mess now now? 😂😂

Mike: almost wanted to laugh but quickly controlled himself.. please just leave my bed..he said calmly

Chikozie: 😂😂😂 ok I'll stand up...buy seriously this your mess dey smell oo.. so you're this wicked?

Mike: wicked? How?

Chikozie: how can you fart and ran out so I can inhale all the smell

Mike: no no please that was not the reason why I ran out of the room.

Chikozie: so why did you ran out?

Mike: nothing..

Chikozie: 😂😂 you dey shy for me?

Mike: shy for you? Why would I?

Chikozie: I was wondering too.. it was quite funny the way you ran out of the room after you farted..😂😂

Mike: 😒😒 oga leave my bed Abeg.. I want to sleep.

He said while walking towards the bed..

Chikozie: stood up from the bed while still laughing..

Mike: quickly slept on the bed and covered him self with the blanket..

Chikozie: omor this night is sweet.. you were ignoring me and see how things finally end up😒😒

Mike: ignored him...

Few minutes later Mike slept off..

Around 2am midnight... Chikozie woke up to help himself..

Chikozie: checked to see if Mike was sleeping..

After confirming, then he brought out his phone and entered a pórñ site... Then he carried his earpiece and inserted to the phone.. the he began to watch different videos.. few minutes after that..he drew his boxers down then grabbed his diick massaging it softly... Some seconds later it became so hard and stiff.. but wasn't smooth enough for him to massage it properly..

Then he stood up and grabbed his cream, then pour little amount on it and quickly head back to his bed immediately.. watching the video and massaging his diick..

Then he started moáning so loud forgetting the fat that he was putting on earpiece.

Mike: suddenly started hearing some weird noise. At first he thought the noise were coming from afar.. few minutes later he turned and noticed it was chikozie..

Chikozie: breathing very fast.. making some sweet moáning sounds as he massage it diick very fast while paying attention to the video..

Mike: smiled. See this yeye guy.. don't he knows he's too loud..even anyone passing will hear him..

Chikozie: Continued with what he was doing...

Mike: coughing... Trying to signal chikozie to reduce the way he was moáning.. he continued to cough and hmmming so loud but chikozie wasn't hear anything because of the earpiece he put on.

Hmmm what is wrong with this guy? Don't bye knows he's to loud? He said while looking at chikozie..

Chikozie: so busy masturbàtiñg with noticing anyone talking to him..

Mike: chikozie! Chikozie! Chikozie! He called him calmly yet audible enough to heard by someone.

Chikozie: ahh..ahh..ahhm. ahh..ouuchh..hmmm..hmm..hmm... Oh shít.. he said while breathing fast as he was about reaching the climax of cummîñg.

Mike: carried his phone and dialed chikozie's number while looking at him..

Chikozie: the cummm was pouring out From his diick when the call came in suddenly...

Ahh..ahh..ahh..ahh.

Ahh.. he was breathing fast as he saw "Mike roommate" calling on the screen of his phone screen..then he quickly dropped the phone and wore his boxers Properly... Then switched on his phone's touch light.. and saw Mike looking a him.😳😳

Mike: oga you're shouting and disturbing you whole hostel.

Chikozie: Jesus! Can you hear me?

Mike: you were loud enough for the whole hostel to know you're doing something.

Chikozie: ewooo... Jesussss..😳😳 I was trying to..

Mike: good uncle! You don't have to explain anything to me please.. just lower your voice and do it calmly..

Chikozie: 🤦🤦oh shít...he said and lie down on the bed feeling ashamedd of him self..

Mike: good! We're now balance 1-1. I can't wait for day to break to révenge with my own laughter. He said and smiled..

Scene 2 ( Mike and chikozie in the room)

Since it was a lecture free day for them being Saturday... None of them bothered to wake up early as usual.

Around 8am Mike was the first to wake up

Mike: yawning... before saying his prayers..then checked to see chikozie still sleeping.

Hmm you better wake up Oga so I can laugh my own back.. he said in his mind as he went to switch on the light..

Chikozie: on hearing some noises he woke up immediately but didn't stand up. He convered him self with blanket pretending to be sleeping...

Hmmm only God knows how this boy will be looking at me now🤦.. he said in his mind..

Mike: singing one of naira Marley songs*** soapy soapy brother Yi Jo soapy 😂😂he Continued to sing that particular part without stopping.. then carried the broom and started sweeping while still singing the song.. saopy soapy...

Chikozie: 🤦🤦🤦 this boy don see me finish. How do I defend myself now? There is nothing I'll say that will make me not to look stupeed...

He said in his mind while still lying down covering himself with the blanket..

Mike Continued cleaning the room with saying anything to chikozie.

About 45minutes later he was done with the cleaning then he started preparing food.. he was cooking jellof Rice.

20 minutes into the cooking the aroma was already everywhere..

Chikozie: feeling so embarrass to stand up from the bed..

About an hour later Mike was done cooking the food but chikozie was still lying down on the bed...

After Mike finish eating he brought out his handouts and started reading.

2 hours later chikozie was still lying down operating his phone under the blanket..

Chikozie: why am I even scàred self? Did I do anything wrong? Am I the first person to masturbàte or what? And besides this boy na small boy self.. why am I acting like he will carry càne and flogg me. He said and stood up from the bed immediately... yawning and pretending like he just woke up from bed..

Mike: oh finally.. you don wake up? He said to chikozie.

Chikozie: before nko? Why won't i wake up.

Mike: I was about to even call the security because I was scàred.. you have never slept this way before.. what Happened to you? He asked in a mockèry voice.

Chikozie: I don't know I'm just feeling to wéak..he said frowning his face like he was really síck

Mike: oh my God! Eyaaa.. sorry oh.. are you sure we shouldn't take you to the hospital? Because the way you kept your face.... He said to him in a funny way. Obviously he Didn't believe anything chikozie was saying

Chikozie: dropped his hand on his forehead..like he was feeling headache..not really. I'll be fine all I need now is just that I'm tired 😴

Mike: ohh.. really? I thought as much. Hmm.. indeed you should be tired

Chikozie: 🙄🙄 what?

Mike: which what? Yesterday night was very hectîc for you. You did alot of work late night yesterday..abi?

Chikozie: 😒😒 I don't know what you're talking about..

Mike: nodding his head...as he focused on the book in front of him... I'm sure you know what I'm saying Oga.... You just dey disturb us yesterday.. I couldn't sleep haba. Is that how you do things? Nawa o

Chikozie: what self? Ok ok I agree I was masturbàtiñg. And so? What about you? Don't you masturbàte? Why are you trying to make me feel quilty of something you do also

Mike: 😂😂😂😂 ohhoo..so you know how it feels right now? Yesterday night when I mistakenly fart you almost keel me with laugh for this room..and my own was even mistakenly ooh. But yours was Intentional.

Chikozie: 😂😂😂 bit yesterday that your mess eeh! Na bómb..

Mike: oh you still have mouth to laugh at me?

Chikozie: sorry! Ok agreed we're balance now.. 1-1. You laugh me for what I did before I laugh you too.

Mike: yes agreed!

Chikozie: but you know yours is more funny abi? 😂😂 So don't even try laughing me first..

Mike: oh you think so? Ok then maybe we should call people and asked them.

Chikozie: for what na? Am I a kid?

Mike: you're not! That is why you're moáning like what I don't know last night..

Chikozie: see this boy.. you don't have respect? I go slaap you😂

Mike: 😂😂😂..abeg shift

Chikozie: ahh finally I can now rest.. I can't imagine because of you I couldn't wake up since... I was wondering the kind of things you Will say to me..

Mike: hmm what is my concern it's your life bro! You live it the way you want.

Chikozie: hmmm. Of course I'll

Mike: but not on masturbàte oga..it's not really healthy you know.

Chikozie: hmmm see guy it been long I fvck woman. The last time I fvck was the day before I move to the hostel

Mike: and you say it long?

Chikozie: yes na..it's a week now bro! 7 days I no fvck woman? You want me to diee?

Mike: now did you diè?

Chikozie: 😂😂 No. But I need to fvck today or tomorrow. I can't help it.

Mike: hmmm ok enjoy bro.

Chikozie: what about you? When last you fvcked

Mike: I never fvck woman before.

Chikozie: you're joking right? You didn't fvck in your secondary school?

Mike: no!

Chikozie: it's possible though..ajebo boy! Buy the other day you called your babe. So you never bàng her?

Mike: no I haven't..

Chikozie: watin dey worry you? You're sending her money but not bàñging her? Then who's bàñging her? Guy wise up! Look for a way and bàng shaa before it's too late for you.

Mike: I'm not really a sexx freàk bro

Chikozie: hmmm.. you're missing bro! You see pússy and alcohól nothing sweet pass am

Mike: hmm.. it's ok please I don't want to talk about this stuffs again

Chikozie: abi? Wait first. Hope it's not what I'm thinking.

Mike: what are you thinking? He asked very fast

Chikozie: you get small diick?

Mike: felt relaxed. You're not serious 😂 what is your reason for asking? No matter how diick small it will still enter it na..

Chikozie: na true! But it's good to have a big one like mine.. so the girls will feel it when you're bàñging them. You know that gender you can never please them..

Mike: oh so yours is big?

Chikozie: yes na! Omor I'm igbo oo.. we dey get am big big!

Mike: okay then..abeg can we stop talking about this..

Chikozie: why? Don't worry I go carry you go ashewoo house this night when I'm going.. you can finally go and have taste of pussyy..

Mike: me? Hahah you're funny. So you actually believed what I said 😂

Chikozie: which one?

Mike: that I haven't fvcked girl before.

Chikozie: so you have done it?

Mike: several times. I'm expert bro! I'll even teach you styles self.. if I handle woman eeh..

He said in a lóusy way so that chikozie will believe he has done it before

Chikozie: 😂😂 I trust you man.. I know say you this boy don spoil.. already. You just love speaking English like one good boy.

Mike: 😂😂😂😂 no try me oo..

Chikozie: hahaha na so..

So we go enter this night right?

Mike: yeah sure! Me self I need to fvck self..

Chikozie: naso my guy! Now you're giving me the nígga vibes I want.. not all this jelly jelly attitude and speaking English for me.

Mike: 😂😂 abeg allow me read! He said and faced his book

Chikozie: let me go ad brush so I can come and eat something nice. I was perceiving the aroma while I was lying on the bed 😂

Mike: okay bro..

Chikozie: took his tooth brush and left the room..

Mike: hmmm what have I gotten myself into now? I haven't even seen a lady's nakèdness before talk more of having something to do with them.. only of this guy knows I'm gày.. but from his attitude I don't think he will be gày friendly, so I think it's better I should act and play smart before he finds out about me.. he said to himself.

Few minutes after that a call came in from Ben..

Mike: what? Why is he calling me? He said while staring at the phone.

The phone continue to ring over and over but Mike refused answering..

As chikozie was about entering the room.. Mike quickly picked up the call so that he won't ask further question on why he wasn't answering the call..

Chikozie walks in...

On call..

Mike: hello!

Ben: hi babe, how are you ?

Mike: why are you calling me?

Ben: common I just called to apologise for what I said the other to you.. I thought about and felt I was wrong for saying that to you..

Chikozie: na your babe be that? He asked?

Mike: shiii🤫🤫 he said to chikozie

Ben: who's there with you? I heard someone's voice right now..who is there?

Mike: how is that your business?

Ben: hmm you have gotten another person?

Mike: yea! You have any problem with that?

Ben: hmm... So fast? Who is that? Who's he? What's the name? In this Lagos? Tell me now

Mike: are you stupeed? Why are you asking me such questions who are you?

Ben: I'm still your boyfriend. We haven't broke up officially.

Mike: I guess you're síck I'm the hèad. Please get out from my phone..

Chikozie: 🤨🤨calm down guy. No dey talk to woman like that.

Mike: 🤫🤫🤫🤨..he said to chikozie

Ben: now you can now talk to me this rude over little misunderstanding between us?

Mike: do I look like a kid to you? Or have you forgotten all the things you said to me that day? You said we're done. So please don't call me again we're done.

Mike: guy! How can you be done with her when you never fvck.

Ben: fvck? I heard fvck.. you guys are already fvcking? Wow? Did my call disturb you both? He said sounding so jealous.

Mike: Yes! You have any problem with that?

Ben: where are you now? Tell me I'm coming right away..

Mike: hisséd and ended the call.

Chikozie: na who be that? Your old babe?

Mike: yes no mind the girl. She's just disturbing me. I know it's fvck she wants..

Chikozie: 😳😳😳then what are you waiting for? Go fvck her na.

Mike: no...

Chikozie: hmm why? 🤨

Mike: she no dey sweet me again..I want fresh girl.

Chikozie: na true shaa I understand that kind feeling.. no worry then Shea we're still going out tonight?

Mike: yeah sure..

Chikozie: ok then.. omor I go fvck today tire eeh... Since I know I won't have time again till next week....

Mike: haha na so guy! He said and continue reading..

Chikozie: went to the pot fetch and some food..

Around 4pm chikozie took to his boot to go play ball leaving only Mike in the room.. he told him he will come back early so they can go out as early as possible.

Around 5:30pm Ben started calling Mike but he refused answering..

After several call he even answered..

On call..

Mike: what?

Ben: do you want me to diè? How can you move on with someone so easily? I never meant all what I said to you.. please forgive me

Mike: felt ease and almost want to forgive..then he remembered what Ben said to him that day.. then his heart harden again..

Ben: talk to me please! You're in school right? Should I come and see you? And take you out?

Mike: 😳😳 you want to take me out? You Ben! Take me out? No please I'm not interested..

Ben: common babe..it's me... I know you still feel something for me.. at least let meet and talk..

Mike: starting to fall again... Hmm!

Ben: will you come over to my side?

Mike: No! Never. If you want to see me you should come over..

Ben: ok I'll come right away.. what should I get for you?

Mike: I don't want anything I'm fine. Please this doesn't mean anything is starting between us please.

Ben: hmm ok let me come over..

Call ended..

Mike: 😂😂😂😂 I told you. That boy is mumu. He doesn't have sensè at all. Very easy to sway. All I need to do now is too act like I'm really sorry for leaving him then he will forgive me. After that I'll ask him for money and after getting it enough I'll end things again.. he said to the guy sitting beside him

Guy: awwn babe..you're a bàd person. So you will treat me this way someday right?

Ben: no way. All this money I'll get from him is it not I'll still spend almost all on

Guy: awwwn thank you babe.. but make sure nothing like sexx happens between you too😒 if not..hmm

Ben: no na. It won't happen. All I'm just doing is to get money from him.

Guy: okay baby..hurry up and go!

Ben: stood up immediately...

Scene 3( Mike and chikozie in the room)

Chikozie: so you won't be going again? Why na

Mike: a friend just called me that he will be coming.. I'm sorry don't worry next week me and you will go..

Chikozie: you na fvck up guy ah swearr... He said sounding disappointed..

Mike: sorry bro..

Chikozie: okay let me go then.. don't worry I'll come gist you.. he opened the door and left.

Mike: oh jeez

Thank God. Ahh..he said feeling relaxed.

Then Ben call came in...

On call..

Mike: yes?

Ben: my love I'm inside the school now. Which hostel are you?

Mike: Bla bla bla bla Hostel

Ben: which room?

Mike: room Bla bla bla

Call ended..

About 5 minutes Mike heard someone knocking on the door...

Mike: come inside Ben it's opened..

Boom... chikozie entered the room..

Mike: 😳😳why are you back? I thought you're gone already..

Chikozie: can you imagine I forgot my wallet.. where did I keep it self?

Mike: feeling unease...oh check around!

Chikozie: oh see it there.. he said and head to carry it..

Boom... Ben was knocking on the door.

Chikozie: oh is that your visitor?

Mike: heart béàting fast

Yeah maybe.

Then he went and opened the door..

Ben: entered and saw chikozie..😠😠

Mike: come in

Ben: so this is him right? Huh? This is him right? That I heard his voice on the phone..

Mike: what are you saying..? He asked very fast trying to calm him

Chikozie: 🤨🤨🤨 confused about what was going on...

Is he talking to me? He asked Mike..

Mike: hahaha no it's not you.. he's mistaken..

Ben: mistaken what? I'm not. So you allowed me here so you can móck me with your new guy? Abi? So I can look stupeed right? Imagine!

Mike: Ben what is wrong with you? Will you shút up! What are you saying?

Chikozie: what did I just hear? Who is the new guy to who? He asked Ben

Ben: didnt you guys fvck? Are you not the guy saying fvck fvck when I was talking to him on the phone in the morning?

Mike: Jesus! Ben have keeled me... He said loudly..

Chikozie: 😳😳 WHAT! what did you just say guy?

Ben: I mean...