From ancient times, the vanquished have offered tributes to conquerors to guarantee the safety of their lives and property, as well as to invest in their future in some form. Through this tacitly agreed ceremony, they express their submission and exchange it for a moment of peace and respite.
Typically, the tributes consist of money, territory, privileges, and beauties. However, offering the Wehrmacht Charlemagne's unwanted cash vouchers and military notes is not only meaningless but also risks bringing about a fatal disaster. Both territory and privileges are controlled by the elves the moment the Wehrmacht's weapons reach them; before the swathes of tanks, any small scheming for bargaining is impossible.
Thus, that leaves only beauty to be used.
But even this one viable strategy encounters two insurmountable obstacles before the 101st Experimental Heavy Armored Battalion—appearance and gender.
