Cadence woke up to a bucket of water being splashed in his face, and ironically that didn't even take the top tier of worst things to wake up to since earlier he woke up in a video game world after being abducted by an unknown game development company and having his central nervous system taken over. Very not cool. Very unpog. Cadence did not approve of kidnapping.
As soon as he got home he would be starting a movement to #stopkidnapping and #stopillegalgamecompaniesfromabductingyouinthemiddleofthenighttoputyouinagameworldwhereyoudontbelongasacharacyeryoudidntdesign. Admittedly, the second hashtag was a bit of a mouthful and had less of a chance of trending than the first. But if Cadence had a nickle for every time he was abducted by an illegal game company and transported into a fantasy world, he'd have five cents.
Now, five cents wasn't a lot of money, but it was certainly odd that it even happened once.
"What the fuck was that for, asshole?" Cadence screamed as he shot up, his newly hip-length hair drenched in water that he hoped to god was clean and not mixed with piss or shit. That's new. It was clear that the game world was trying to come to terms with an %ERROR_INCOMPATIBLE% being a succubus. In doing so, it gave him extremely long black hair, took away his body hair, and seemed to remove a bit of muscle all around. He couldn't tell, but it also felt like his face was a bit smaller in several places and his jaw was less boxy with harsh lines.
"Wake up, Prisoner," the guard smiled, only the bottom half of his face visible through his helmet. He spoke with a British accent. As an American, he had a sudden urge to dump barrels of tea in the nearest harbor. That probably wasn't normal. "You'd be careful to watch yer lip around here, Demon. Too manys of us are lookin' for a reason to take ya. Incubus or succubus, both have highly fuckable throats."
Cadence gawked at the vulgarity of his words. If this were the real world, he'd definitely be filing a complaint with the police department. He'd go all Karen on their ass for this bullshit.
"No reason for yous to have yer mouth open, Demon. There be no cock near it for you to take."
Holy shit. It got worse. Cadence took a step forward towards the guard before immediately stopping and looking down. Something felt off between his legs. That's when he saw the metal cage suffocating his manhood. All thoughts turned to his poor purple pecker. "You put me in a chastity cage?" He shouted, running at the bars. The cage made him far more embarrassed than anything else, including being naked in front of this guard.
The guard threw his head back and laughed. "Standard protocol for an incubus. Don't want ye fuckin' anything if we have to double yer cell up. Don't try en' take it off, neither. It's enchanted and'll burn yer cock to ashes if yous try to---as funny as that'd be."
Cadence was about to scream. How dare they touch him while he was unconscious. He didn't give consent and he certainly wouldn't have if he were awake for it all. "This game is fucked up. That's fucked up. How is this even legal?" That's just the thing, though. It almost assuredly wasn't legal. Cadence had been abducted. Taken from his bed and surgically operated on. None of that was legal. He didn't sign shit and he didn't design a BROKEN FUCKING CHARACTER. Why couldn't he have been a badass barbarian or spellsword or something.
"I dun' know what game yer on about, but the Council of Mages has sent a representative ta' see ya. Ya got the tattoo of a succubus above yer ass but the body of an incubus."
"Game, give me a status update. New shit only!" Cadence yelled, fully aware of how the guard looked at him as if he were crazy.
[Confirmed. Loading changes only.]
1: {GENDER: %ERROR_INCOMPATIBLE%} has become {GENDER: %ERROR_UNDEFINED%}
2: {CLASS: Dynamic} has become {CLASS: Prisoner - Dynamic}
3: {HEALTH: 80/80} has become {HEALTH: 78/80}
4: {LIBIDO: 8+5} has become {LIBIDO: 8+9}
5: {NEW ABILITY ADDED: (PASSIVE) Fledgling Succubus Tattoos.}
6: {EQUIPMENT: Locked Chastity Cage of Anti-Removal Incineration} has been added to inventory and equipped.
7: {STARTER SUCCUBUS SKILLS ARE AVAILABLE TO UNLOCK}
Hmmm. That might be able to help him get out of this predicament with the guard. Maybe it would have some overpowered speech skill like most RPGs have. "Show me the available skills." The guard cocked his head, clearly confused as Cadence hold up his finger to wait.
[Select 2-4 abilities from the list below:]
{GLOBULAR}
>-Turn that pancake ass into a nice round booty that would make early 1990's rappers jealous. (Increases physical attraction. +2 Charisma.)
{BREAST BOOST}
>-Flat is justice. Counterpoint: So is a nice chest. If you're self-conscious about your breast size, choose this skill to increase one cup size. Can be taken multiple times. (Increases physical attraction. +2 Charisma. Your personalities become bigger.)
{BACKDOOR SLIT}
>-Don't worry, it's normal for a succubus to take it there. As long as you're deriving pleasure from the experience, it's fine. This ability changes the inside of your anus to keep it clean and lubed up when aroused. The shape changes the tiniest bit to resemble a vertical slit, but it isn't noticeable unless someone really looks closely. (Anal sex pleasure is increased greatly. Self-lubricating and cleaning anal canal and anus added. Shape minimally changes to become a bit more vertical. Increases sexual energy received by anal sex.)
{MOUTH FIEND}
>-Ever annoyed that blowjobs get your horny but don't get you off? This will help with that annoying little issue. Change your mouth into a mouthpussy. Let them fuck your face for real-for real! (Tongue and mouth sensitivity increased during blowjobs. Bumpy little ridges form on the inside of your mouth and throat that imitate the vaginal walls. Increases sexual energy received by giving blowjobs.)
{CURVES}
>-Push in that waist and pull out those hips. Adds more natural curves to the body. Can be taken multiple times. (Increases physical attraction. +2 Charisma)
{ABILITY INCOMPATIBLE }
>-GENDER: %ERROR_UNDEFINED% IS NOT GENDER: Female. Player doesn't have female genitalia and/or female gender marker. Six additional starter perks removed.
{ABILITIES NOT ADDED}
>-More succubus starter abilities being added in the next update to increase pathways of play.
[Choose between 2 and 4 abilities to continue]
Cadence stared at the text in his head, dumbfounded by the amount of degenerate text that just appeared. He was at a loss for words. He was completely wrong about them being helpful. They were the opposite of helpful. They all revolved around sex appeal or sex. Just what type of game was this to be so...fucked up? Who the hell had such a demented mind to think of such disgusting perks.
"Close." Cadence started to sweat when the text remained floating at the forefront of his mind. By now, the guard that was in the stone hallway had left. "Close the fucking ability screen!" Still, it remained open.
[You must choose at least 2 abilities to continue. (Four maximum)]
"Oh, my god." It was his worst possible nightmare. There were probably better perks, he just couldn't take them because of his broken gender and the incompatibility it was causing with his race. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. It was just a game, it didn't matter how his body changed. Curves was a definite choice. Since it could be taken multiple times, he doubted it would change much at its first rank.
He made the decision. The decision to take it out of his hands. "Curves and the rest are random."
[Confirmed. Status update:]
{CURVES} Added.
{GLOBULAR} Added.
{BACKDOOR SLIT} Added.
{MOUTH FIEND} Added.
{CHARISMA: 10+5} has become {CHARISMA 10+9}
[Happy (man) hunting.]
The text disappeared.
Cadence could already feel the changes coming. His torso and hips started to ache and as he ran his tongue across the inside of his mouth he felt bumpy little ridges that reminded him of his girlfriend's pussy. It was then that he realized his poor wording in randomizing the abilities. He should have said "Curves and the other one is random" not "Curves and the rest are random." Oh, how he fucked up.
This definitely was one hell of a shitty day in FantasyLand...fuck...uh...Sexscape....Dungeon Online of Warcraft...Live Your Life...2002 or something. Whatever the game was called.
[Dyon Online: Your Whole New Reality]
"Unimportant," Cadence grumbled as his changes started to finalize. When he looked down, he saw how much the curves changed him. It wasn't much, but the change was definitely visible and super feminine. He could now see the edge of dully glowing purple tattoo that wrapped towards his hip on both sides.
Looking down at his questionably feminine body, Cadence scoffed under his breath, "Why don't you add the breast perk while you're at it just to FUCK me."
[Confirmed. Status update:]
{BREAST BOOST} Added.
{CHARISMA: 10+9} has become {CHARISMA: 10+11}
[End]
Cadence's chest began to burn and ache so painfully that his legs gave out and he feel to his knees. His eyes shut uncontrollably and he had to be careful not to bite his tongue out of fear that he may bite it off.
What the fuck had Cadence got himself into?
When his eyes finally opened, he had small A-cup breasts on his chest and a body that just went from questionably feminine/masculine to unquestionably feminine.
He reached his hand towards his new nipples, finger barely pushing in before he stopped and hissed out a sharp breath of pain. They were sensitive, and not in a necessarily pleasurable way. Pushing in hurt. Badly. Sharply.
Now, because of what it put him through, Cadence was starting to believe the system was lying to him. That he'd never be let go. The company would kill him before they allowed him to haul their asses to court for a number of different lawsuits.
Would he ever be allowed out? Would they figure out they got the wrong person and take him out early then settle outside of court? He was supposedly under their medical supervision at the moment. What if they found out and smothered him in his sleep with a pillow.
Tears started to form at the corners of his eyes.
This game wasn't fun.