(Narrator) Jack and Jean were at Dave's house and Jack was honking the horn out side of his house like crazy.
(Jack) if he doesn't get his ass out here in the next two minutes I will leave his ass out here.
(Jean) maybe he is grabbing some important thing for the party.
(Jack) you really think that Dave the most laziest person we know is doing some thing important?
(Jean) Well… oh look it's Dave.
(Dave) hey guys my bad I fell asleep but do you guys think I should bring my good weed or just the usual.
(Jack) Dave no one cares about your weed. Just get in the car before my hands fall off from being on this steering wheel to long.
(Dave) so the usual?
(Jack) Just get in the car we still got to set up the party stuff before anyone gets there. So hurry your ass up and get in the car.
(Dave) let me grab my bag and we can go.
(Jean) ok well hurry up then.
(Narrator) Dave ran in the house.
(Jean) so Dave is something isn't he.
(Jack) he is a pain in my ass that's what he is.
(Jean) don't get angry so easily over nothing. Dave is just being Dave.
(Jack) I know but…
(Narrator) Dave got in the car.
(Dave) alright i'm back let's go hurry so we don't miss our own party.
(Jack) thank you mr. Dave for finally getting you lazy ass in the car.
(Narrator) So they drove to Richland Furnaces State Forest In there home State Ohio to set up there party. It toke them one hour to get to the spot they told everyone to go. You may be wondering what they did for a hour in the car. Well Jack and Jean they told jokes and listened to music and to Dave's conspiracy theories. You may be like what did Dave do well he smoked a blunt so big just looking at it got you high and also told conspiracies theories.
(Jack) we are finally here thank god!
(Dave) so did you guys bring the stuff.
(Jean) yeah we got the tables and boombox and also lighter fluid. Did you bring it Dave?
(Dave) The weed yeah you know it!
(Jean) no the mix tape?
(Dave) what mix tape?!?!?
(Jack) the one we have been putting together for the party to play in the boombox with all the hit songs!!
(Dave) oh what let me check my bag. That's weed, that's weed, also more weed, paper raps, and spare lighter um oh no. It's not in here!
(Jean) DONT TELL ME YOU LEFT IT AT HOME!!!
(Dave) hold up don't get mad let me check one more time.
(Narrator) at that moment Dave was searching frantically around his bag. This was the fastest they had ever seen Dave move.
(Dave) it right here!!!
(Jack) good I thought I might have to leve you here by yourself.
(Dave) you wouldn't do that right?
(Jean) let's go get the party stuff ready Jack.
(Dave) you guys wouldn't do that to me right!?!?
(Narrator) at that moment Jack and Jean got out the car and started to unpack things. Dave was slowly getting out mumbling something on the lines of needing better friends. They put the tables up when a some truck honking like a lunatic pulled up.
(??????) yo-yo-yo look who's got the good's
(Dave) you didn't say he was going to be here!!!!
(Jack) well we needed someone to get snacks and drinks and who better then Braydon to get them.
(Braydon) hey Jack I brought the snacks and drinks you requested so are we even now?
(Jack) we are even now
(Braydon) that's great to hear! Oh you did not tell me puke boy would be here!!
(Dave) hi Braydon it is the greatest to have you here. But can you go help Jean she probably needs you help.
(Braydon) ok captain puke boy whatever you say Sargeant sir!
(Narrator) Braydon went to help Jean.
(Dave) out of all the people you could of asked to help you asked BRAYDON the high school football jerk.
(Jack) well not a lot of people want to pay for the party there going too and he was the only one who wanted to help and he owed me.
(Dave) I understand why you did it. What I don't understand is why you didn't tell me.
(Jack) well I didn't won't you to not come to the party because of him.
(Dave) not cool man now I am going to hear that stupid nickname all night!
(Jack) well I'm sorry but why dose he call you puke boy again.
(Dave) Uh… it's because of a party i went to. I was kinda drunk and high which is not the best combination and went to go dance. Got dizzy and ended up puking all over this midget.
(Jack) dang that tarable
(Dave) that's not even the worst part. The police ended up getting called because of a noise disturbance and i was so out of it I couldn't run or even have the mental capacity to realize that i needed to and got caught and put in jail for the night
(Jack) wow that's crazy stupid!
(Dave) it gets worse. So I was in jail that night with the midget I puked on and had to deal with a angry guy that i puked on all night.
(Jack) dame that's just wild. So that's how you got the nickname puke boy.
(Dave) it's pretty embarrassing anyways let's go back to setting up the party.
(Narrator) they got everything set up it toke them five minutes. Another five minutes later and people started to show up. After fifteen minutes over forty people where there.
(Jack) this is better then we thought it was going to be!
(Jean) i think we can call this a great success.
(Jack) they will probably remember this party for ever!
(Jean) We will be remembered as legends.
(????) Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
(Jack) what the heck is going on. Jean let's go check it out.
(Narrator) Jack and Jean both went to check it out who was screaming. They ended up going to the edge of the party. where they seen Braydon and Dave asking someone they had never seen before question.
(Braydon) what's going on what happened?
(Dave) yeah why wereyou screaming
(?????) me and my boyfriend Jamal were walking out in the woods to…uh.. have fun and someone grabbed him and took him into the woods!
(Jean) what the hell!
(Jack) why did this have to happen at are party?!?!
(Narrator) at that moment everyone looked at Jack as if he was a random person talking to them.
(Braydon) so you just care about your party Jack and not what happened to her boyfriend.
(Jack) well when you put it like that it makes me look bad.
(Dave) we will help look for your boyfriend.
(???) thank you for your help my name is Angelina.
(Dave) well it's about to get dark out and these people most likely won't leave. So do anyone besides me have a weapon or a flash light because's i am not sharing. Just letting you know a head of time.
(Braydon) puke boy I got a bunch of flash lights, a flare, a hunting knife, and one gun in my truck but i get my gun and no one else.
(Angelina) i keep my pepper spray on me at all times.
(Jack) i guess i will take your knife then.
(Jean) i guess i will just take a flash light and stay behind you guys.
(Narrator) the group of teens get there stuff together and get ready to go look for Jamal.