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Chapter 30 - Chapter 30: Make You Laugh and I'll Make You Cry

Bang!

 

  There was a loud bang.

 

  Elon lifted his foot and kicked the door directly in front of him.

 

  The door spun and flew out a long way before it was mercilessly smashed in mid-air by a tentacle.

 

  He stood outside the door and saw a huge mass writhing in the room.

 

  What is it?

 

  Elon slowly walked into the room and finally got a good look at what was in the room.

 

  It's a giant octopus.

 

  This octopus was twenty meters tall and had as many tentacles on its body as if it couldn't be counted.

 

  Now it's like a giant that's looking down coldly on Elon.

 

  "Mortal."

 

  "You're the first to walk up to me like that."

 

  The octopus spoke, and surprisingly, his voice was exactly the same as the one that had come out of the speakers earlier.

 

  It's what's behind this game.

 

  "I came to see you about something." Elon said.

 

  "To talk to me?"

 

  The octopus laughed and said, "Then you pass this last level first."

 

  "What's the last level?" Elon asked.

 

  The octopus once again took control of all the speakers and said, "The final level - The Octopus Game - now begins."

 

  "The rules of the game are simple."

 

  It smiled at the contemptuous grin and said to Elon, "In half an hour, make me laugh."

 

  Make it laugh and you'll pass the final level.

 

  Not being able to amuse the twenty meter tall octopus in front of you in 30 minutes is a death sentence.

 

  Elon's eyes widened with a look of surprise as he asked, "That's it?"

 

  The words froze the octopus for a moment.

 

  What do you mean?

 

  Is the game at all difficult for you?

 

  "It's hard to make me laugh." The octopus said, "Show your strength."

 

  The other players, as well as the viewers in the broadcast room, nearly fainted when they heard the voice coming out of the speakers.

 

  This is the last level?

 

  I'm super.

 

  What kind of speed is that?

 

  In the past, when I read the strategy, there was often only one person that made it to the last level alive.

 

  "The octopus game, I wonder if he'll make it through."

 

  "In accordance with that man's character, I reckon no, it's definitely not going to pass."

 

  "The octopus game is, to put it mildly, difficult."

 

  Some viewers remember Raiders, and the only way to make an octopus laugh is to show your humble, desperate side.

 

  Because that's what several people have summarized with their lives.

 

  Only by kneeling in front of the octopus, begging and praying over and over, was there even the slightest possibility of amusing the octopus.

 

  But think of what Elon has done along the way.

 

  Viewers and players alike thought, let's have Elon wail on the octopus?

 

  That seems unlikely.

 

  "Done."

 

  A viewer sighed and said, "Even though I can't watch him live, I know that he's dead."

 

  "Maybe he's still telling the octopus cold jokes."

 

  "This level, it's too difficult for him, isn't it?"

 

  There's no hope at all.

 

  The octopus looked down at Elon and said, "Show your strength, I'll see what happens."

 

  Elon thought for a moment and said, "I can think of a joke."

 

  "Tell me about it." The octopus said.

 

  "Not only can I make you laugh, I can make you cry."

 

  That almost made the octopus laugh, gasp.

 

  "Make me cry?"

 

  "I'm afraid you'll be the one crying later."

 

  The octopus said in a cold voice.

 

  Medaka!

 

  A cold light flared.

 

  No Blade!

 

  Elon drew his Bladeless and leapt up towards the octopus to kill it.

 

  The octopus grunted coldly, a mere human, how dare you take a shot at yourself?

 

  "Stupid."

 

  "One tentacle, and you'll be subdued."

 

  Before the words fell, a tentacle came whistling from Elon's left, carrying a mountainous sound.

 

  It was as if the divine dragon was swinging its tail to crush this heaven and earth.

 

  Elon turned the blade in his hand and the light of the sword illuminated the room.

 

  Boom!

 

  The walls were split apart by the sword.

 

  That heel of thrown tentacles was directly chopped off and smashed heavily on the ground.

 

  It was too heavy, as if a boulder had hit the floor and the whole room was shaking.

 

  The octopus looked at the tentacle that fell to the ground with some surprise.

 

  "I'm surprised you could hurt me."

 

  "That's nice."

 

  "But this is already your full strength, isn't it?"

 

  The octopus' voice grew colder and colder, and its body surface unexpectedly bloomed with a faint white luster, as if covered with a protective film.

 

  Elon landed on the ground and immediately scanned its data.

 

  [Name: Octopus

 

  Race: Demon

 

  Physical Fitness: 32

 

  Strength: 28

 

  Speed: 6

 

  Spirit: 276

 

  Natural Ability: Softness]

 

  Physical and strength, as well as spirit, were high, far surpassing any of the monsters they had met before.

 

  And, there's a natural ability - Smooth.

 

  What effect?

 

  Elon continues on.

 

  [Smooth: It makes the body soft and absorbs a lot of damage.]

 

  Absorbing damage?

 

  "You can go to hell." The octopus said, while one struck out and slammed down hard.

 

  Elon swings his sword again.

 

  Only this time, when the sword light collided with the tentacle, the tentacle instantly dented.

 

  The sword light simply disappeared before the tentacles could be cut off.

 

  "See."

 

  The octopus said, "It's my power, nothing can hurt me."

 

  "That's what separates me from you."

 

  Elon commented, "What a shameless skill."

 

  The octopus sneered, this time raising two tentacles.

 

  This one definitely slaps Elon alive.

 

  But this time, Elon continued, "But do you really think, I can't do anything about you?"

 

  He casually threw No-Forward behind him.

 

  Fengless spun in mid-air and then dissipated directly into space.

 

  That was put away by the sword book.

 

  Elon's hand clenched in the void and another longsword, appeared in his hand.

 

  The longsword was three feet three long and weighed thirty pounds, and had no scabbard, for no scabbard could hold it.

 

  The body of the sword was straight and sharp, with a faint golden luster emanating from the blade.

 

  Immovable, self-willed!

 

  Hoo-hoo--

 

  A light breeze blew from nowhere in the closed room.

 

  The dust on the ground was also swept up, and Elon's clothes and kynes fluttered as he calmly watched the two tentacles smashing hard.

 

  The person has not moved, but the gas has come on its own!

 

  The two tentacles, steeply separated, were directly severed by an invisible sword qi, spinning and smashing into the wall.

 

  The octopus froze momentarily.

 

  It looked sharply at the sword in Elon's hand.

 

  From a distance of twenty meters, it also felt the killing intent contained in that sword.

 

  The sea is as boundless as the ocean.

 

  Just looking at it, the octopus's mind was "rumbling".

 

  On this sword, there was a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, and even more boundless killing opportunities.

 

  Those who obey me will have their bones withered, those who oppose me will die by the sword.

 

  Before the cold blade, two for this purpose.

 

  "This, what kind of sword is this?" The octopus was a bit flustered.

 

  "Wushuang."

 

  Elon said, "Heaven and earth."

 

  "Heaven and earth are unmatched?"

 

  The octopus' voice was cold and angry as it growled, "Only I, can be invincible."

 

  "Go to hell!"

 

  Another tentacle came crashing down hard.

 

  This time, it used its "softness" to the extreme, trying to absorb the damage from the Undisputed Sword and then hit Elon hard.

 

  As a result, Elon simply aimed his Undisputed Sword at the tentacle that came with the heel slap.

 

  No need to exert yourself.

 

  The blade glowed as the tentacle approached, and a foot in front of his body, the tentacle was severed out of thin air.

 

  Because the sword is too sharp.

 

  So much so that the space around it, too, had become sharp.

 

  Undefendable Sword Blade - Unmatched!