'What? He said she is his what? And besides, why does he put his hand on Susu's butt?'
These were the words that circled Kaki's head but he ignored them, still influenced by Surse's beauty, petrified by her voice.
"Kaki! Are you still here? Hey!"
Mumtilu shouted a little perplexed
"Huh? Um...yes...I-I'm here.."
Said Kaki coming back to reality
"This kid is weird!"
Mumtilu whispered to Surse
"Nahh, I just think he's hungry and that's a good thing because the food is almost ready so I'm going back!"
Surse answered
"Yes, good idea! I was answering some of his questions so I think I'll continue while waiting for you to finish."
Mumtilu said
"Okay no problem "
Surse replied , heading towards the kitchen.
As for Kaki, he was lost in the marvelous spectacle offered by Surse's posterior and followed her with his gaze until her shadow disappeared in the kitchen.
He turned around and saw that Mumtilu had leaned towards him with a smile that was both proud and perverse.
"So? How do you like it?"
Asked Mumtilu
Kaki wanted to say that she is beautiful but he remembered their meeting and how Mumtilu interpreted his insults so he took a chance on the possibility that here the insults are compliments and the compliments are perhaps insults
"She's...horrible?"
Kaki replied, raising his eyebrows and gritting his teeth and crossing his fingers.
"No !"
Replied Mumtilu in a severe tone, squeezing his face.
'That's it, I'm going to die, a second time!'
That's what Kaki said to himself as he closed his eyes after hearing the answer and seeing Mumtilu's face.
"She's the most horrible in this department!!! All the demons with virgins envy me as hell!!! I won't even tell you when we go out, everyone looks at us!!!"
Mumtilu whispered to Kaki like crazy!
Kaki opened his eyes again noticing that his tactic worked but was a little disappointed and ashamed of the fact that an old man like him was so crazy about a woman.
'It doesn't surprise me that people look at you, an old man near the grave like you who marries a woman of that age? Shame on you ! Wrinkled perver!'
Kaki growled very very very silently
"Oh okay"
He said dryly with a disinterested look.
"Well... it seems that you're not too interested in what I'm saying, that's understandable, you're hungry and you're tired so I'm just going to tell you about the types of demons that are here in hell and after You'll go shower, sleep, and tomorrow we'll take care of your first case in hell!"
Added Mumtilu with an uplifting smile while ignoring all the words of hatred towards him that are in Kaki's thoughts
'Fuck you!'
Thought Kaki
"So umm...there are several types of demons but for now I'm just going to tell you a few, you'll discover others with time."
Mumtilu continued, looking quite serious this time.
Kaki for his part was calming down and there were less and less insults towards Mumtilu coming to mind.
"All types of demons have been grouped and divided into 3 groups, those who go to earth to carry out missions, those who stay here in hell and at no time are supposed to leave hell for any reason, and those who travel to through portals to other dimensions to also complete missions. Are you following?"
Said Mumtilu looking at Kaki to make sure he doesn't waste his saliva for nothing
And in response, Kaki noded
"Okay...the first group is the 'incubus' and 'succubus' which are demons sent to earth to seduce humans in their dreams usually through sexual activity."
Mumtilu continued with his perverse smile on his face.
'Strange, that's never happened to me though...'
Thought Kaki
"Then in this group there are the 'Laes' and their job is to try to encourage old women to attend witches' sabbaths"
Added Mumtilu
"Incentivize them to attend witches' sabbaths? Why? What's in it for them?"
asked Kaki laughing, amused by what Mumtilu had just said
"The demons incite them by offering them 'xyns' which are a kind of pill that rejuvenates their strength and tell them in a way that if they come to the cults and praise Lucifer, they could have access to the 'nowe' which is a treatment that can makes you younger, and only Lucifer knows how women are obsessed with their appearance"
Replied Mumtilu smiling
"Oh so they're drug dealers by the way!"
Kaki whispered
"You said what ?"
Said Mumtilu turning placing his hand behind his ear and pointing it towards Kaki as if to say that he has difficulty hearing
"No nothing...nothing"
Replied Kaki
"Okay so let's continue in this case... in third place in this group come the 'familiars', these are demons who are assistants of some kind or bodyguards because their role is to assist the humans which work for Lucifer on earth, especially witches and they can take several forms to blend in and assist better their humans but mustly they transform into cats, so almost all witches have cats that transform into demons to do certain tasks"
Mumtilu continued.
'I understand why it's rare to see an old lady without a cat as a pet, plus it's true that there are some who are really strong for their age'
Thought Kaki
"Now, the second group, those who remain in hell, in this group there are the 'demons of destiny' these are demons that have been introduced recently, and as their name says, they predict the future and can even change someone's destiny or swap one person's destiny with another person's destiny, here in hell they predict the future for a demons when he is about to go to another dimension to accomplishing a mission so it prevents us from knowing in advance what will happen and thus avoiding losing a good warrior."
Reprised Mumtilu
'Logic ! It's intelligent and logical!'
Kaki thought
"There are also the 'Cambions and other demons born from the union of a demon with a human"
Added Mumtilu
"Eh ?!"
Kaki exclaimed
"It's the job of Succubus and Incubi to mate with humans so inevitably there are kids who come and these kids are called Cambions! But it also happens that a demon who is not a Incubus or Succubus falls in love with a human and a kid ensues!
I told you to shut up and wait until I finish speaking before asking your questions!!"
Said Mumtilu in a high tone
"It's not my fault that I'm shocked that even demons don't protect themselves during sex with humans and get pregnant! It's normal for me to be surprised!"
Replied Kaki in his defense
"Yeah but you shut it up and wait that I finish talking before you get shocked!"
Replied Mumtilu in the same tone
"Are you sure what you just said makes sense?"
Said Kaki with a suspicious look
"No, but don't cut me off again!"
Replied Mumtilu still angry
A moment of silence followed and Mumtilu continued
"The Cambions continue the work of their parents and later become Succubus or Incubus but the others born from the union of simple demons like familiars or other types of demons remain in hell and serve as laborers in the different departments;
This is the case of the two young people who made fun of you when you arrived."
In these words, Kaki remembered the scene
"I was right, they're just bastards!"
Kaki thought out loud, loud enough for Mumtilu to hear.
"And you compliment them too?"
exclaimed Mumtilu
"No, you probably heard wrong, I said they are legitimate sons!"
Replied Kaki, remembering that here insults are considered compliments and vice versa
"Oh okay I see... anyway back to our subject, the third type of demon in this group are the 'guettaes', these are beings who were captured during the exploration of other dimensions and are transformed into demons to serve in the army in case of war, to accompany demons who travel through portals to other dimensions and also to serve as a royal guard."
Mumtilu continued.
"Is it a good idea to place them in the royal palace, I mean they are war captives, they will try to avenge this right?"
asked Kaki
"We're erasing their memories so they won't even know they were anything else before being turned into demons and even if that were to happen, Lucifer would destroy them with a snap of her fingers, I wonder even why she needs bodyguards, she is the strongest in hell..."
Replied Mumtilu
"Yeah, it's weird though."
Kaki affirmed.
"It's ready !"
Surse said, leaving the kitchen and heading towards the dining table.
"Ahh finally! It's not too soon, I was dying of hunger!"
Said Mumtilu while adjusting his seat
As for Kaki, he was still lost in the beauty of Surse
'A real bomb!'
He thought
"What were you and the general talking about, Kaki?"
Surse asked as he placed the food on the table.
"Nothing nothing just demons"
Kaki replied dryly, licking his lips because yes, Surse's sexy shapes are not to be ignored but you have to eat to have more energy to observe her and he wasn't going to bother because he didn't have that kind of opportunities in his previous life so it's better to take advantage of them.
Plus he's already in hell so he doesn't lose anything.
"Oh really ?"
Surse continued with his bewitching smile.
But this time his smile only bewitched Mumtilu because Kaki had found another area of interest at that moment
"Put some more!"
Said Kaki, pointing his dish to Surse as if to signal that he is hungrier than she thinks as she was serving the food
It was a kind of lamb stew but a thousand times more appetizing
As soon as Surse served him, Kaki rushed to his plate as if the last time he had eaten was an eternity ago and everyone was shocked even Kaki himself!
"It's sooo good!!!!"
Exclaimed Kaki with his mouth full and continuing to eat
"Well, thank you Kaki! I'm glad you like it! Eat as much as you want !"
Said Surse smiling
"Little greedy hehe!"
Added Mumtilu, passing his hand over the table to pat Kaki's head who had lowered his head to his dish.
"And the meat!!! So delicious! What meat is it?"
asked Kaki with eyes full of wonder.
"Well, it's human meat !"
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Hey guys ! I'm actually sick but I managed to get you this chapter today so don't forget, if you like it then add it to your library and comment if you have ideas about the story, don't be shy !