West Suburb Wax Museum Employee Guidelines ——
Congratulations, you have been selected from the vast sea of people to become one of the finest employees of this museum.
Although your spirit is different from the norm, you have been rejected by society and even abandoned by your own family.
However, what this museum needs is someone unique like you.
Please repay your boss with your most sincere enthusiasm for work.
The museum offers excellent benefits, including meals and accommodation, and can fulfill all your needs.
After joining, please adhere to the following rules diligently.
[1. Employees must wear blue and white striped uniforms; those without uniforms are wax figures.]
[2. Wax figures in the fake human exhibit are dead, while those in the real human exhibit are alive.]
[3. New wax figures may experience hallucinations, exhibiting symptoms such as fear, screaming, fleeing, and madness; please ignore them.]
[4. When wax figures in the real human exhibit dry out, please transfer them to the fake human exhibit for display.]
[5. New wax figures should all be placed in the real human exhibit.]
[6. Wax figures contain a solidifying agent and may emit odors of decay, rust, and blood; these are all normal phenomena.]
[7. Discarded wax figures from the fake human exhibit do not require disposal; they will be incinerated.]
[8. It likes to hide in the crevices of the fake human exhibit's ceiling.]
[9. It likes to hide on the steps outside the windows of the real human exhibit.]
[10. New wax figures will be purified by it, please cooperate fully with its work.]
[11. You may use any means necessary to prevent new wax figures from escaping at all costs.]
[12. Tickets can help wax figures relax; please inquire if each new wax figure has purchased one.]
[13. Wax figures wishing to escape will provoke it, and the purification process will be brutal,you only need to watch silently,but If the wax figure calmly goes out, please ignore it.]
[14. It dislikes being photographed; upon seeing smartphones or any electronic devices, they must be destroyed.]
[15. Imitation human skin dolls belong to it; please do not touch them.]
[16. Everyone else has abandoned you, but it will accept you.]
[17. Wax figures are not living beings; all creatures entering the wax figure museum are dead, despite their desperate attempts to prove otherwise.]
[18. Never believe the words of wax figures.]
[19. Please remember the above rules and strictly adhere to them. Violating the rules will anger it, and you will lose this job.]
[20. For all resigning staff members, it will personally escort you out.]
Finally, we wish you a pleasant working experience!