"My empress you seem different after you're usual unplanned vacation, I can't quite put my finger on It but you seem to be In a bad mood"
One of the four dukes of the absorbers of Arkham said after pulling out his fangs from an intoxicated elve girl in his hands while licking the blood off from his lips with his tongue.
"Not you're f*cking business Vlad"
V dressed in a fancy and expensive gothic dress that clung tightly to her body with a slit from her left hip barked while baring her fangs as she continued to swirl the glass of blood of the purest stock the capitals elves could offer.
V had lied to Dracula she was an empress but not an ex-one like she said, it just so happened that she felt like taking a vacation afterall she has been in power for one hundred thousand years.
It was pure coincidence that the cruise ship she boarded got attacked by pirates, if Dracula didn't come then he did she was ready to call the nearest vampire fleet.
To exterminate the pirates, yet she met him and she didn't knew why but the moment she laid her eyes upon him.
She got captivated by him, the end result was that they f*cked like rabbits in heat until they got bored and it was the best s*x she ever had.
She couldn't remember when was the last time she allowed herself to go wild like that, any other male would have been torn to shreds by her.
Even now, no matter how she refused to admit it, she longed for him, she wanted to pin him to the bed right here and now.
And that's why she was so pissed off, not only couldn't she satisfy herself anymore like she has been doing for the last 90 thousand years.
But also every other blood tasted like shit compared to his.
Hearing this the duke wisely shut up, not daring to anger his empress who could easily rip him to pieces if she wanted to.
"My empress I don't know if you heard but lately a new mercenary outfit comprised of unknown species has been kicking up a storm on the galactic net"
Another duke clearly intoxicated from the amounts of liquor he consumed and it was an ungodly amount considering his metabolism, said while sipping on his glass of blood.
Hearing this V who knew exactly who the duke was talking about just leaned back into her throne lazily.
"Oh?"
She mused prompting the duke to elaborate, as she pretended to be clueless.
"They call themselves the Iron Wolf private military company, they first made their appearance known then a pirate outfit attacked an Elvan cruise ship"
The duke said excitedly as he pulled up a holographic projection from a glass see-through phone and allowed it to play over the long ancient table at which the nobles of the vampire empire were currently drinking and eating.
As V watched the videos she couldn't help but fall into a trance upon seeing Dracula slaughter the pirates with his scythe.
Someone seemed to be calling out to her but she ignored only then the videos ended did she finally snap out of her trance.
"...my empress"
"Oh excuse me I got lost in thought for a moment you were saying, Duke Alan"
V exuced herself politely while giving the duke her best smile making Duke Vlad rub his eyes at the empress's sudden change of mood.
"Well they recently accepted a mission to defend one of the Elf's frontier planets from an Orc invasion and let me say, from what I have seen It makes my hair stand on end even our death knights don't stand a chance against them"
The duke with clearly noticeable fear in his voice said as he played a video with live comments for V to see.
In the video, V saw one marine slaughter an entire company of orcs singlehandedly.
The marine kept on firing his plasma rifle at the charging at him orcs nonstop with deadly precision each shot blasting a hole in their heads.
Until his cold fusion core ran out of power, seeing this the marine discarded his rifle and pulled out his plasma-edged combat knife and sidearm.
The marine continued to put holes in the closest orc's heads until his pistol also ran out of energy.
Once that happened the marine engaged in close-quarter combat, stabbing and slicing neck arteries with deadly precision.
Each stab and slice was directed to critical areas making sure it was a kill, not even V could claim to have that kind of almost mechanical precision.
The more she and the dukes looked the more it felt like the marine wasn't a biological lifeform but a machine built specifically for war.
But what shocked them the most was then the marine started bashing in the orc's skulls with his fists.
An orc's skull was as tough as their MBT's front armor plate.
Later they saw the marine rip off an orc's arm from his shoulder and even rip out an orc's head with his whole spine.
While the entire time he used his massive body clad in power armor that increased his height and size that even towered over the orcs to protect the retreating elve soldiers.
The marine completely ignored the kinetic weaponry projectiles bouncing off his depleted power armor plates.
The marine didn't even flinch when a grenade from an under barrel launcher impacted this chest.
The marine with a dent in his chest plate just shrugged it off, grabbed the nearest orc's head, and bashed his skull in with his fully enclosed helmet-covered head.
P*say Slayer 69: Damm that's some good CGI. Does anyone know the name of the movie?
F*ck me Daddy 666: Anyone got the sauce? We summon the sauce hero!
Lord of LOL: It's not CGI this was filmed by an elve civilian on Alve Prime, they are currently being invaded by orcs
P*say Slayer 69: What the f*ck yore telling me there's a race that can wipe the floor with orcs?!
F*ck me Daddy 666: I think I'm in love I'm already wet, I want that soldier to fill me up right now!
V couldn't help but feel disgusted by the last floating comment, yet at the same time, she couldn't help but nod in agreement.
These males were truly something else and in a galaxy full of horrors any female would naturally feel attracted to a male who could kill an entire company of orcs by himself.
"We... we should turn them"
The fascinated Vlad at the marine prowess couldn't help but blurt out only to see V shake her head.
"We can't, the moment our blood enters their bloodstream our cells will get destroyed by their nanites"
V said making all the dukes look at her with inquiring gazes.
"My empress, how do you know this?"
Duke Alan asked.
"It's because I got a taste of their leader, if he wanted to he could have killed me from the inside out"
Once the words left V's mouth the whole imperial palace dining hall fell into silence, even the musicians who were life playing Symphonia stopped.
Everyone looked at the empress with wide eyes and open mouths, not believing what they were hearing.
The reason for it?
Well, the only reason why the Galactic Council agreed to recognize them as a galactic civilization was because they agreed not to feed on any other race apart from the original elven colonists and their descendants.
Of course, if any other citizen of the Galaxy willingly agreed to allow them to drink their blood then it was all pitchy and good.
But no sane person would ever allow a vampire to sink their fangs into them, almost everyone was repulsed by the idea of it.
So they found it hard to believe that there was someone who willingly agreed to allow the empress to feed on him.
"Wait... n...nanites did you just say nanites?''
The shocked Vlad blurted out completely forgetting imperial etiquette which was a grave offense.
The reason for it, well only those high and mighty fallen empires who kept their borders shut.
While destroying anyone foolish enough to enter or even colonize a system next to theirs.
Had those legendary microscopic machines, but the next second Vlad's brain registered his blunder as he did he fell on the ground on all fours.
"My empress please forgive me! I meant no disrespect!"
Vlad pleaded for his life as he felt cold sweat trickle down his forehead, he had forgotten what fear was a long time ago yet today he felt It once again.
"There won't be next time Duke Vlad remember that"
Vlad heard V say in a low dangerous voice, he snuck a peak only to almost piss himself from what he saw.
V's eyes were completely pitch black while back blood vessels were clearly visible under her skin with her nails enlarged into claws.
F*ck me and my mouth!
The almost on the verge of tears Vlad couldn't help but curse at himself in his mind.