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Chapter 27 - Ch.27 Drunk

Bjorn and his friends immediately grabbed horns and filled them with mead.

"My friends I am really happy you could make it. Skol!"

"Skol!" X2 (Baldir and Boros)

Rufus: "Cheers!"

Sterling: "Woohoo..." 

Sterling's lack of enthusiasm didn't go unnoticed by the other guys there but none paid attention to his grumbling.

"So tell me Baldir, have you found me a sister in law yet?" Bjorn asked curiously. He had been telling Baldir for ages that he needed a good woman to keep him.

With a snort and a dismissive wave Baldir said. "No, now don't get me wrong here there have been plenty of lass's that I'd would've loved to rustle the sheets with and more than a few that I did. But none that I have felt would be worthy enough of standing by my side."

"Tch, shut up dwarf we all know that no woman wants to be with you. Dwarven women don't want you because your too big. Other races women don't want you because you are to small. So don't go lying around here." Sterling thinking Baldir is just talking nonsense cut him off and cursed him more then once. He could never believe that the overgrown dwarf could get any woman without ordering her to bear his children.

Little did he know that Baldir has possible matches over ten miles long back home.

"Sterling remember our walk here?" Rufus suddenly asked Sterling.

Wanting to diffuse the situation Boros was about to speak up. He was waved off by Bjorn and Baldir both wanting to see where this would go. With a small grin on his face Bjorn watched as his friends bickered with each other.

At this point in time they had been drinking for the last 2 hours. The reason that is important is because, well the Mead that they are drinking is the "special" concoction that Baldir has been perfecting for this very day. So to put it lightly they were drunk as could be. They could all purge the alcohol from their bodies in a matter of a blink of an eye, but they here to have fun.

"Slupid. Thas all I havsh to shay about that. Toshaly Slupid Bjorn. You my bruvber shoulll probabblbly stay ...ssnnnnnnnssssnnnnnn..... ZZZZ..zzzzz..ZZZZ...zzzz"

With Rufus falling asleep in his chair laying his head on the table there were only three that were still awake. Bjorn Baldir and Sterling surprisingly were the only ones who were still coherent. Baldir finding this a nit strange looked at the vampire and asked. "Hey, Sterling how come your not knocked out with the other two. You have never been a heavy drinker."

Looking at Baldir as if he were and idiot he spoke nonchalantly. "Yupp, I still don't like it that much. I hate the way it makes me..." he muttered the last part under his breath so Baldir wouldn't hear. Bjorn on the other hand heard him loud and clear with his excellent senses.

What Bjorn heard Sterling say made him raise his eyebrow in confusion. What Sterling muttered made Bjorn actually quite angry but he just wanted to hang out with his friends.

"Anyways Bjorn I thought your family was coming to drink with us?" Baldir asked so he could change the subject before he lost his composure with Sterling's attitude.

"Nm, from what I can tell the should all be heading this way now. And it seems the whole family is coming."

Bjorn glanced at Sterling out of the corner of his eye and shook his head internally. Knowing that his family showing up with definitely be a catalyst for something going down he just doesn't know what yet.

They didn't have long to wait. About ten minutes after Bjorn had spoken his family had arrived. His wives, parents, and siblings had finally shown up.

When Sterling saw Beth Elraine and Ashlaine he couldn't help but lick his lips lecherously. Baldir was stuck looking at one woman only though, Beth, he had never seen a woman more beautiful that her.

Bjorn seeing his family walked forward and opened his arms, His wives and sister rushed forward and slammed into his chest. Wrapping his arms the ladies he turned to his friends.

"Elraine, is self explanatory, she is my wife now."

"Congrats" "Tch!"

Focusing on Ashlaine, Bjorn spoke again," And this one is my lovely Ashlaine who has also become my wife."

Turning towards his sister to introduce her she spoke up first. Stepping out of her younger brothers embrace she looked towards Sterling and Baldir. She couldn't believe what she was seeing. This giant dwarf was so damn cute, his shy look that holds longing in his eyes. I just hope he can fight. 

Without missing a step she said," Hi there! My name is Beth and I am Bjorn's and that turds older sister." She gestured towards Rolo after affectionately kissing Bjorn on the cheek.

"Hey there gorgeous. I think you and I may have much to been fated. Maybe we should go and watch the moon and stars together." Sterling spoke quickly not wanting to miss the chance with Beth, considering he knows that the last woman is off limits. The last quality one up for grabs was Beth right in front of him.

Baldir was taken aback by Sterling and was about to say something when someone else did.

"Hey, little mosquito. Don't even look at my sister with that look in your eyes or I will gouge them out and feed them to my dogs do you understand?" Rolo spoke quickly, He couldn't stand the look of Sterling, thinking about this he turned to Bjorn and said.

"Little brother I didn't think that you would bring such trash into the hold."

Bjorn now starting to get a little angry at the situation could never expected what was going to happen next though.

"Fight me dwarf!"

Everyone looked towards the one who spoke with gaping mouths. Beth stood in front of Baldir with a blush on her face. Baldir for his part just looked a little dumbstruck.

He had just been moving closer to Beth so he could get to know more about her when she started yelling and asking for a fight. But she looked to damn beautiful. There was no way Baldir could refuse anything this goddess wanted from him.

Sterling being the ass that he is spoke up this time.

"Yeah go fight her. Wear her out for me so I can have my fun la-"

*BANG*

*VWOOSH*

*BOOM*

"Stupid fucking vampire, I don't like the way you are talking about my sister. It seemed like you were going to say something that would have left you without a body." Rolo said as he wiped his fist off like he had just touched something dirty.