The teacher was stunned by the double cannon!
He's a seasoned veteran.
Gently knocked on the blackboard, calmly said: "Come! Let's get on with the lesson!"
"And this ㏒, he's..."
Sour and sweet smell in the classroom for a long time, but before long, everyone's expression began to be wrong...
Li Muyan's face is slightly red, and his fingers are pinched with a ballpoint pen.
The body sitting on the stool quietly crooked, dare not exert too much force, that is too loud!
As a qualified fairy!
There must be no air leakage!
How to fart noise but the little fairy required course!
But in the face of the onslaught.
But the force is not well controlled...
A gentle melodious, even with a change of tone of the "sound of nature" out!
That's a long one!
Kind of like I lost my suona...
The feeling of a trombone going from the highest note all the way to the lowest!
Gangnam: "..."
The little fairy! Stop pushing your covenant muscles, okay?
It's so hard!
Let it all out!
I'm telling you! You're not good for your health!
Next to many people are looking at Li Muyan, some male students, can not bear to smile lips are biting bleeding, the class filled with an awkward atmosphere.
"Ka-ching!
The girl crushed her ballpoint pen!
But this is just the beginning!
Just hear someone cough!
The cough was accompanied by "bang!" There was a loud noise.
Some people turn the book, drink water! And accompanied by "Poof! "Bang! The sound of
The whole class suddenly began to lively, all kinds of sound of books, pinch water bottles, moving tables and chairs "tak" sound.
The result was an extraordinary band performance!
"Bang!
"Bang!
"Snap!
...
"Wham! Baaaah! Baaaah! Baaaah! Snap!"
"Poof!
"FLLLLRRRRP! "
"Bu ~"
...
"FLLLLRRRRP! * FLLLLRRRRP * * FLLLLRRRRP * * FLLLLRRRRP * Bu ~"
Some cute girls. How dare you? Still a breath of inspiration, want to save their own disaster!
Are you serious? You can't suck it back! Give it up!
Jiang Nan could not hold in his joy, and even beat the table with his palm, beating the rhythm for them with his heart!
The students looked at Jiangnan beat the table accompaniment, one by one are silly!
How about this 6?
Huh? Don't say it! It smells a little inside!
But there was one big problem.
The classroom smells more and more colorful.
It's even a little hot for the eyes.
Finally, one of the students could not help but wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes and said: "Students, are you hot? Let's open the window! '
"Get out of here! It's a hot day!"
"Quick, quick!
"Open them all!
"You're clever, you clever little thing!"
As soon as the classroom window was opened, the air was really much better.
But the old man sweeping the floor outside the classroom looked up and saw a visible white smoke floating out of the classroom.
When the wind blows, it blows over!
Old man: "Hey hold grass! Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪ "∠) Wow...
"What a meow smell!"
...
If one or two people are fine, but the whole class is in this situation...
Everyone's eyes fell on Jiangnan's body in an instant!
That was all soyabeans!
Results Now!!
But I just cried and shouted to eat soybeans, is Jiangnan generous...
Besides, soy does have the effect of detoxification!
Don't dare say anything more about him.
The result is that the list of grievances in Jiangnan is frantically refreshed.
[Resentment from Li Xiang +999!]
[Resentment from Li Muyan +999!]
A row of 999 crazy refresh, not only their own class, there are other classes!
You know, the whole school is on detox beans!
Other classes are no better off than here.
Jiangnan has been crazy!
That's not gloating!
You did a good thing by detoxing them yourself!
Yup! Good for you!
Li Xiang black face: "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet!"
Just now I was grateful to Gangnam! And the result?
He's gonna be a fucking pain in the ass!
The teacher looked at Jiangnan with a faint grudge: "Go on, go on!"
"Teacher! I want to go too!"
'And me!
"Well... All go, I also go to a trip, the students first self-study!"
As soon as the teacher left, the whole class exploded!
The students rushed to the toilet as if they were tigers and devils...
In the twinkling of an eye, Jiangnan is the only classroom left.
I saw him touching his chin in thought.
"Well... It seems that this detoxifying little soybeans still have side effects!"
"The effect is detoxification, the side effect is diarrhea."
After the detoxification, the toxin must be excreted naturally, right?
There's nothing wrong with thinking that way!
But it was a bit of a blast.
Now engage in the whole campus chicken fly dog jump, Jiangnan swear, they are kind ah!
Scared pat pat small heart!
"I'm glad I didn't eat! What if..."
"Er..."
Jiangnan straight feel a stomach discomfort, the whole body weak.
Then I remembered that I also ate two big bowls of beans at noon...
Gangnam: "..."
Took out a small detoxification bean and hesitated for a long time.
Or chew it and swallow it!
Then a face of life without love!
I didn't taste the chicken...
Heaven good reincarnation!
Who did you spare?
Karma comes fast, like a tornado, you know?
Jiangnan got up and walked toward the toilet with a black face.
The whole hallway was filled with a strange smell.
In the hallway.
A small sister in a miniskirt with long hair up to her waist walked gracefully.
The result is a stiff body!
Miniskirts float up slightly, along with a long hair also follows rippling up...
Jiangnan swallowed: "This corridor wind is very big ah!"
The little sister looked back at Jiangnan with shame and indignation and ran away quickly. Where's the grace?
And sure enough!
Fairy sisters can leak air...
To my long hair waist!
Fart hair flowing?
MMHHHMMM...
Jiangnan didn't expect to be able to sing poetry.
Just got to the bathroom.
The surging head, as well as from the inside of the desire to die hiss roar, let Jiangnan dumbstruck!
The toilet is bursting!
It took a long time to squeeze in.
The scene in front of me simply shocks the world view of Jiangnan!
The pit is full!
But will that stop the geniuses?
Not at all!
I saw a row of vertical urinals where there were half squatting people!
Half crouch!
That gesture is so anti-human!
One expression that is called a ecstasy.
"Oh my God? Will that do?"
Jiangnan meng!
"Why not? Can you suffocate a living person with shit? It's all right, watery! Can wash down!"
Oh my? Is it a matter of going down?
'Hurry up! Hurry the fuck up!"
Someone stomped and banged on the door.
In there!
"Brother, what a hurry! It's not over!"
The brothers in line behind looked indifferent and smiled: "Don't panic!"
A student with a restrained face flushed curious: "What? Aren't you in a hurry?"
The elder brother quietly said: "I just thought it was a fart! The result is not..." A word came out, people around him instantly one meter away! Frightened! "I'm done! And you?" Jiangnan cover face! Sure enough, you can never believe any kind fart! Because... It's probably lying to you!