(First PoV)
Since Hinata is now a rogue ninja, and Neji is dead, Guy's and Kurenai's team have become incomplete.
Perhaps because of absence of Neji, Kiba and Shino came as sensors.
"Hey, I don't think I have seen you-"
As Kiba tried to flirt with me, I kicked Akamaru instinctively.
I hate dogs. They are so needy, chase random people on road, try to get close to people that don't want to, and bite people.
"Cats are better than dogs."
I said, ignoring the dogs' barks.
In my past life, I was a powerless kid when a dog bit me. But, I can take on thousands of even ninja dogs in this life!
After Guy finished puking everything out, Lee started copying his sensei. And puked on Kiba and Akamaru.
Good for those dogs.
The Suna ninja helplessly looked at the situation. He will have to clean all the puke, afterall, Suna is the host.
"I will go clean up."
Kakashi said and got up stumbling. Eh? He is able to stand after using Sharingan? Maybe he is stronger for some reason? Or Itachi didn't use Tsukuyomi on him?
But suddenly, the door opened, and a very old Chiyo appeared.
As soon as she saw him, she because furious and tried to attack him.
But I shot a tentacle and bound her to the wall, my symbiote sucking her chakra to prevent her from using any jutsu.
"How dare you attack a ninja of Konoha, and the leader of the Kazekage rescue mission? Have you sided with your grandson?"
"Shiori, release her. It seems like a misunderstanding."
I did as Kakashi asked, and freed Chiyo.
"You... you are not Sakumo?"
It seems that the old hag finally came to her senses.
"Ah. I am his son. My father died a long time ago."
Then, Chiyo started babbling about her suspicions that so many Konoha ninjas might be here to attack Suna and all, telling us her backstory how Sakumo killed her son and daughter-in-law.
SKIP.
"Well, killing your son and daughter-in-law was only natural. Afterall, Suna invaded Land of Fire, led by them. You can't attack and loot someone's home and then cry about it after you get retaliation."
"...That was war-"
"That Suna entered for its greed. No one is interested in invading Land of Wind. There is nothing worth in this desert. Stop blaming us for your own faults. Land of Fire was the victim of Suna's greed."
I looked at the hag without an ounce of respect.
While Konoha has many flaws, it suffered in all three wars because the other countries were jealous of its resources.
They could have done many things to become prosperous. Maybe started buying water from Land of Rain and Waterfall, in exchange of poisons? But these people only know to kill others and cry when their own gets killed in retaliation.
And why am I saying all this?
To solidify my position as the future leader of ROOT after I kill Danzo.
After the mess I have created under Danzo, I will have to take care of it. And why wouldn't I want a powerful force under me?
If Konoha doesn't agree, I will just leave with them and establish my own country.
Danzo didn't give me any money for personal spending. I don't have even one piece of real jewellery on me.
And the f*cker ordered me to seduce Naruto to bring him under control. For now, I will have to keep trying to seduce him to not break character.
And I don't like his behaviour. Calling Obito the 'coolest guy'.
He could have been a perfect husband for me if I molded him since he was young. But, well, let's see if I can brainwash him...
Kakashi started giving orders.
"Alright. We shouldn't waste time. I and Guy will need some time to recover, and Sakura will need time to prepare antidotes.
For now, Kiba and Shino, you two search for any signs to find Gaara's location. Shiori will lead your team."
Kakashi gave us a task, and I felt like he was intentionally making me leave from here.
"I won't leave Naruto's side. My main mission is being his bodyguard."
But before Kakashi could say anything, I interrupted him.
"I will leave my clones here."
I made 5 Shadow Clones, and they all surrounded Naruto protectively.
I started walking towards him, while licking my lips, and he flinched and started backing away.
"H-hey! Don't come close-"
He turned around and tried to run away, but I had already teleported to him.
He collided with me, and fell straight into my arms.
Well... what if he isn't young enough to be moulded as I want?
I can always start corrupting him. The future Hokage and leader of ROOT being married is something that will strengthen Konoha's internal unity afterall.
I pulled his chin up to gaze into my eyes, and gave him a kiss.
He tried to struggled, but as I put my tongue into his mouth, wrapping around his like a snake, all resistance vanished.
And then, I freed him.
As he fell down on the floor, I felt satisfied. Kissing feels so good...
All those years in ROOT, not feeling a single thing...
I think I might get addicted to this feeling.
"After this mission ends, I will train you a lot. Can't have my future husband be weaker than me."
After saying this, I started leaving the room filled with baffled people.
"Shino, and the two Dogs. Follow me and start tracing the Kazekage."
My symbiote shifted and created earpieces, which I threw at Kakashi, Shino, and Kiba.
"I will inform you the location with this."
And I exited the room in a cool way.
Phew... I hope Naruto finds my hips swaying as hot as my boobs that he definitely got a feel of when he was pressed against my body.
Let's seduce him afterall.