"Entertainment"
Retired after working as a TT in Railways for 35 years. Started staying at home.
After just a month, the wife told her husband that she had to go to the doctor and get a little checkup done.
In the evening, the husband took his wife to the doctor and asked where to go.
She made a tearful face and said, "Come forward."
it was my excuse
actually had to show you
Doctor sir, he has been a TT in Railways for the last 35 years.
He used to come home only for two days a week and stayed out the rest of the days.
Constantly endured "the atmosphere of rail travel".
Now after retirement, he has done wonders as soon as he returned home.
The four feet wide bed has been cut to two feet,
The briefcase is tied with a chain and locked,
Fill air in the pillow and keep slippers on the pillow,
The tube light of the room has been removed and
A zero watt bulb has been installed in its place.
Taking out cassettes of film songs from the tape recorder,
railway announcement,
sound of car driving,
the ringing of bells,
And
Garam cha, let's play a cassette of Samosa's harsh voice,
Spread peanut shells and cigarette butts around the bed.
I stay awake all night
And they sleep peacefully
I don't know what kind of life you live
If you give tea in a cup, then drink it in a kulhar.
One night when guests came, I woke them up,
He turned and handed me the train ticket and a 100 rupee note.
I asked what is this and he said don't make a receipt.
If you come to Indore, choose carefully
The sofa set given as dowry from father has been sold at half the price.
In return, we have bought two cement bricks.
The paintings in the bedroom have been removed.
in their place,
Indian Railways is your own property,
Pulling the chain is prohibited.
Have got it written,
One night I came and sat with him
He turned his feet and said come
let's sit comfortably
Doctor, I feel ashamed to tell but what do I have to hide from you?
they asked me
sister where do you want to go
Refuses to eat at the dining table
The puris are filled in a sweet box and the vegetables are filled in a plastic bag.
One night my brother and father came
Both were very ashamed of their actions.
Brother moved his briefcase a little at night
He said in anger, pull the chain, don't you feel ashamed while stealing?
Old father was getting up early in the morning and going to take bath.
were coming from the window next to them on the balcony
He woke them up by putting his hand through the window
He said angrily, don't wake me up like that.
You won't find anything here,
🙄 Baba, go ahead
When father went ahead he was called back.
Gave him a one rupee coin and asked which station he came to.
they have a strange exploit
there is an uproar over one another
Just ordered an old table fan from the junkyard.
Removed the large ceiling fan hanging from the ceiling and replaced it with a table fan.
strange way to turn it on
take out the comb from the pocket and spin the fan
In the morning, we take out the brushing brush and soap and go to the bathroom.
I say my son is gone
So let's line up there
I will tell you to come and then we will stop.
Knocks the bathroom door every two minutes
They have lifted the whole house on their heads
The house has been converted into a waiting room and the bedroom into a train compartment.
We are afraid to think how we will spend the rest of our lives with them.
And they talk about seven births
We repent in only one birth
God forbid any girl to become the wife of a railway TT!
-Regards 🙏